Who /mischief/ here?

>not british
>call my mother mum

>not American
>eat burgers anyway
They should lock me up in a mental hospital already, I'm too dangerous

>not british
>use bbc iplayer

>not French
>eat bread

>Be British
>Look after my teeth

I'VE GONE CRAZY!!!

>mom asks me to do the dishes
>I do

MADMAN

>amerifat
>trying to be British in order to have something close to being called a culture

How does it feel being a literal cuck with no culture

>Indian culture survived thousands upon thousands of years and has cultivated and grown each passing millenia
>American "Culture" is literally just fastfood and getting fat

>only prayed to Allah (peace be upon him) 4 times today

>Indian culture
So what, eating curry, gangraping women and shitting streets?

PAY TV LICENSE

>southern india
>all of india

Southern india is a shithole like the U.K, but unlike the U.K southern indians actually stand up for themselves and kill sandniggers rather than let them take over the country and bomb our kids

you could learn a thing or two from southern indians William, or should I say Ackmed durka

I don't even pay the Swedish license

>not american
>shart in mart

And yet you still provide no examples of Indian culture

I'm actually part-Indian and my relatives who lived in India want nothing to do with it ever again

Really Makes You Think :^)

>lying on the internet

nice quads for a shitpost Ackmed, of course you'd want to lie and say you're indian because your culture is so batshit insane that you strap literal bombs to babies

>be indian
>have national pride
I know that you're just joking but cmon man don't scare us like that

>not Irish/Scouse
>call my mother ma

desu

>be alive
>don't want to die

KEK

>be dead
>still shitpost in Sup Forums

What- what is this?

the paki autist shows himself once more

fuck off you irksome little paki

guarantee you're 5'5 and walk with your head down

butthurt samefag

for your information I'm not a paki but a full blooded aryan from Northern India. The fact of the matter remains that indian culture is superior to "british" culture which by this point is just sandnigger culture with a fresh coat of paint. Your country is literally just a haven for terrorists at this point, you're so afraid of sandniggers that you can't even fight them back. Meanwhile in india we hang sandniggers and mudslimes by the hundreds everytime they chimp out

>be African
>pretend to be Italian
>when I am in London visiting family I always shitpost Italians and call them niggers

> British
> spells 'licence' with an 's'

>be dutch
>live in flanders
>call flanders belgians