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Hello, sir or madam. Thank you for opening the door. My name is Linus Gabriel Sebastian...
noice meme
lel
kek'd
um what?
Not mad lol
You should stop accidentally dropping kids on your cock.
remove that grey background and put him in some canadian lawn or something
kek
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is this the birth of a new meme
>>Hello, sir or madam. Thank you for opening the door.
didn't even assume a gender 10/10
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STAY AWAY FROM MY VTECH.
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JEJ
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>I am obligated by Canadian law to go door to door to tell you, my new neighbour, that I am a registered sex offender, and have moved into a residence within 500 meters of your home
Is this a meme, or is it really like this?
>get a hooker
>get caught
>now how to tell everyone in your neighbourhood that you are a sex offender
Isn't Canada a total libhole? How come they haven't decriminalised it?
Prostitution is an invention of the patriarchy and aims to oppress women.
It's not poltically possible. I don't think you understand just how dumb normies are about subjects like this.
See Bryan Caplan's talk on public opinion.
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Now this is quality shitpost.
Getting a hooker isn't the kind of "crime" that gets you registered as a sex offender.
Indeed, it's solicitation of a prostitute. Which is usually just a misdemeanor
I ain't even mad.