What's the best option for anonymous and untraceable calls?

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Steal someone else's phone and make the call.

Buy $30 nocontract phone from walmart with cash?

bounce the connection and delete the logs after

VPN

payphone

Just use a payphone. They're rare but they're still around.

do what rms does - use someone else's phone

Just use text, what are you some kind of terrorist coorditaning an attack in real time?

Can you use Google Voice from a phone?

My parents always told me their were cameras next to every payphone

Park around the corner and wear a hoodie

Only terrorists want to call anonymous. I personally have NOTHING to hide.

beige-boxing obviously

You don't want that. It red flags you. Use open channels but innocuous phrases that you have agreed to before hand. Flood your communication with inane shit and insert the phrases in between.

Wouldn't Sup Forums be a perfect channel for this?

All you need is an agreed upon topic or phrase to filter the catalog with, and another thing to recognize each other with.

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Videogames, man. come on don't tell me you didn't get this idea.

Get a random phone game, add the other party as friend, encrypt the message with external software if you want, and send it as chat.

Cameras cover the registers

Just call eight hundred 225-5324 and explain to them what you are trying to do and why it needs to be untraceable. They'll handle things from there.

get your mom to buy it

STOP SWATTING PEOPLE

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