I am waitin for an apology coming from USA

I am waitin for an apology coming from USA

B-but you're the one that owes us an apology

fuck you, england

I wish we were with France

yeah right
take your freedom fries elsewhere, you two faced bitch

You started it faggot.

PS : I love u englan
We always did, it was just love/hate banter

wat

why wont you love us

I waited too

me too

I'm waiting for an apology too for Kevin smith's shitty movies set here.

Sorry. There you go. Now lets let the thread die ok?

You us an apology for Louisiana.

apologize for pearl harbor, you slant eyed rats

thread lives matter

You started it.
The second you apologize for Justin Bieber, and Celine Dion, and Peter Jennings.

you accepted those artists with huge sales. we never asked for kevin smith.

why?

Fuck off

You were the aggressor and a sneaky, cowardly one at that.

Shut the fuck up Canada.
It's full of black people, smells like feet, and has water damage.

...

Fun fact, my fiance is japanese and they literally, quite literally... I say again because it blows my mind, LITERALLY get extremely buttmad at the US for the nukes.

It's like, you wanted a fight, that's exactly what you got.

because you are perfidious cunts
and also become you destroyed the world with your """"""culture""""""

>Shut the fuck up Canada.

you getting mad? i'll dropkick you kid

what

no

NO

THIS CAN'T BE
STOP!!!!!!

How the fuck are we perfidious?

how could we do that if yuro's always insist we're nothing like them?

Because their historical education is North Korea tier. Their textbooks are internationally rejected and full of falsehoods/denial. Just Google it to see how many times even the US has told them to change them.

On top of that, they're such a drone like people that the types to question what they're taught and seek knowledge elsewhere are one in a million.

why do you think it was so cheap?

>how many times even the US has told them to change them.
And they didn't? Christ what's the point of even having an empire anymore..

Normandy was a mistake.

>Le french surrender monkey, France never helped us, FREEDOM FRIES, FREEDOM FRIES, FREEDOM FRIES, USA

>such a drone like people
>the types to question what they're taught and seek knowledge elsewhere are one in a million

I kindof know this, but I've only hung out with her more "Americanized" friends and coworkers. I'm moving there in about 8 months for a few years with a lengthy visit in 3 months. She keeps warning me that foreigners have an extremely difficult time adapting to life there. But I kindof just wanna fucking do it as an adventure and I know I'll regret it if I don't. Little scared desu but I'm not a pussy who backs out.

blow it out your ass

Salty about the Quasi War

I don't think after saving your country twice that shooting some Muslims was so big of a favor to ask.

And you did surrender to the Germans btw.

see ?
that's why ALL the French that are not USAboos (~15 000 people) hate the USA

Why? We didn't make you guys surrender..

>all this banter

You people are fuckin' trash.

>The angry frenchmen ITT

Good luck mate

I had a long term Korean gf and lived there for 1.5 years so I have an idea of what you're heading up to.

Honestly just be respectful and make the most of it. There was plenty that I did enjoy, including some aspects of their culture which I felt more at home in than my own, but God damn they can be utter retards 75% of the time.

Never underestimate their capacity to believe bullshit from someone they perceive to be in a position of authority.

who's Terry ?

I stoped waiting a long time ago. USA conquer Cuba and gib back.

atleast we don't shart in the mart

nan mais sérieux, on n'aura pas l'air plus fin avec "pet foireux dans l'hypermarché"

Kind of a tangent but I was in the Philippines a few months ago and they still hate the fuck out of you guys. What did you do?

I'll do my best senpai. Thanks.

Nothing. Literally. Have you ever seen a map? See how far that shithole is from Spain and now tell me if you would want to go there without planes or modern ships.

That's why it was easy for the USA to sow hispanopgobia there (after massacring the small hispanic elites). Anyways it can't be that bad, the only philipino i've met was a massive hispaboo.

But I said Cuba, we don't want pinoys.

bah, je me met à son niveau quoi

C'est "petcaca dans le supermarché" pêh

That never happened though

Apologise

Youmust have done something because they hate the shit out of you.

Also take Cuba, please. We invented high fructose corn syrup and no longer have any use for it.

For what

... It's Larry now.

>France goes to war with America, giving them their independence
>Fast forward to French Revolution, America will not return the favour
>WWI, France is near falling
>America refuses to help until an American ship is sunk by which time an entire French generation is dead
>Fast forward to WWII, France is attacked, America refuses to help until several American ships are sunk by which time France is under Vichy government
>Fast forward to Iraq and Afghanistan
>France refuses to help with a half ass war anyway
>Americans go full fucking retard

Fuck's wrong with you people?

I am wai-wai-wa, wa waighitttt


I am a waiter and want tip.

>fighting for the jacobins
And why would we? They were vermin.

>fighting for the american revolutionaries
and why would france? they were vermin

>and why would france?
Good point. They weren't needed and it apparently obligated us to protect them from Germans until the end of time.

They should have stayed home.

>americans in charge of understanding alliances
hmm i see you're more perfidious albion eternal anglos then we give you credit for

>they weren't needed

>they weren't needed

A win for us

>I'm a waiter and want trips
Ftfy

>they weren't needed

>they weren't needed

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