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I have received today James Donkey 112s. This is a great mouse for the claw grip. I'm pretty satisfied with it. The only problem i have that the sensor is still working when computer is off. Does somebody have the same problem?

thats a motherboard "issue". disable "usb charging when off" in the bios (mine has a jumper for it)

Aiek M5 came in. Left it in the mailbox overnight when it was -25 so it was a frozen brick this morning. Weighs next to nothing and fits in the coin pocket of my jeans. Interestingly enough, there is only really one peice of solid plastic used in it's construction (the back plate/case). The front "plate" is just a really stiff sticker. Dimensions are exactly that of a credit card aside from thickness, which is 5mm. Came with a tiny noodle cable. Lighter than my vphone S8. I wonder if it even has a battery lol

Pic related next to some snowshekels. Also got one of those usb soldering irons. The power plug on the iron is quite literally just a 3.5mm headphone jack.

I need some advice /csg/
I've been looking for a cheap 4G phone with B20 on kimovil for a good month already. I almost pulled the trigger on a few ones by checking their community support etc on 4pda (russian).
The only thing keeping me from ordering though, is the taxation of imports. I don't want to pay 20% VAT for a cheap ass phone (kind of defeath the idea of getting a cheap chink phone).

How do I make sure the various sites selling phones ship with a fake description/price that's under 20€? Is there a list somewhere? The infographic is HORRIBLY outdated imo and doesn't provide such info.

Pic related, cheap 4G phone with Nougat

Hey csg, just wanted to say i fucking finally received my lenovo tab3 8+
Ordered it from GB 2 months ago , 121$ , its great just wanted to share my happiness with u
Almost lost my mind worrying will it even come but it did, anyway thanks for helping me with the tablet choice nd info
Tablet is just the perfect size,i didnt wanted it to be too big or too small... really loud and good speakers, tried the asphalt 8 game and it runs pretty nicely, screen is also good nice colors,
I just have it 2 days but so far seems good
>inb4 my hand looks fat
No it doesnt kek

Good to see you back.

Is this a decent tablet? Or Cube tablets in general?
( just need a cheap android tablet with 8-10" and 2gb ram)

>Ordered it from GB 2 months ago , 121$
>121$

wtf, just searched for this on GB and aliexpress, cheapest on GB is $150 and $140 on Ali.

It took more than two months of waiting for all the parts but today I finally replaced the broken screen on my Nexus 5.

I got the screen from ebay and the suction cup tool, heat gun, glue and double-sided tape from aliexpress. I might've managed without the heat gun and suction cup but it's probably significantly easier to pry off the screen when it's heated and with the tool. Only got slightly chinked on with the screen; it didn't have a speaker grill. I broke off the grill part from the old screen and glued it on the new one. I lost the grill mesh in the process.

The heat gun has a really short power cord which is annoying but it's worked fine so far. The heat gun can find use in the future with soldering. For the suction cup I can't imagine any future use right now except removing phone screens again. I've already used the glue for some little stuff and the tape could get used somewhere else too.

Post more pics and impressions

It was right after the chink brracku Friday 11.11
And I think I found a coupon on the couponsfromchina dot com website, check it out

When I come home I will if I don't forget

Thanks for covering for me

I'm looking to upgrade my old pair of superlux hd668b. I haven't been following the meta, what's the current popular meme for cheap, big circumaural monitors?

Can't find something like that in the bios. What to do?

any options for us swedcucks yet?

>turn psu switch off after each powerdown
>unplug chink mouse after each powerdown
>stop buying shit motherboards
>live with it
pick one

Turn on a setting called EuP 2013, if you can find that instead. It makes sure your motherboard doesn't use any power when turned off hence not providing any to your peripherals.

Would it connect to any network? I'm EU, so Vodafone or T-com. How is signal compared to other phones? What's the battery life?

Can one trust 5 diamond shops?

It's 2G GSM only, so ther's that. Can't say much about the battery or connectivity at the moment. Will check though, in leafland rogers does 2g

What do you mean trust? To order shit from?
I've bought tons of chinkshit from stores with no ratings at all, every single transaction has been fine.

What about bootlegs? Also could anyone shed light on that red "shield" icon? Translate tells me its a certified seller but does that actually mean shit?

If I remember correctly, they plan to stop supporting 2G in most countries around 2020-2025. Though depending on how will it turn out it could still be a good buy. Will be looking forward for your review, thanks.

You don't have to trust the store, you have to trust the site that they will favor you in a dispute. Even if you order from the shittiest store for the lowest price, if you can proof that they somehow wronged you, it is likely that you will get your money back.

this to be exact, seems like there are multiple ones but I cant find anything about them on google

Has anyone ever bought chinkshit knife sharpening tools and can vouch for or against them? Talking whetstones or DMT sticks.

Will do review in a week or too. So far it seems like the ultimate paranoid poorfag phone
>$10
>uses RTOS, not google or apple botnet
>no cameras
>too dumb for other software botnet
>seems surprisingly durable (at least drop-resistant)
>semi-disposable (just remove sim and IMEI sticker and snap in half)
>smol
And best of all...
>Actual power switch that disconnects battery (alongside normal power-off button)

Did they overhaul the member system? Anyone knows how does this work?

I got a couple of dog toys off of Aliexpress. The ball one looks and feels just like ones you see in pet stores, seems pretty sturdy. It's about $5 less than the ones in pet stores. It smells pretty strong though, I don't care though it's a dog toy. The cog thing is made of a much more flexible rubber, and I haven't found a similar one in pet stores around here. The cogs don't come off but they do spin in place. I lead tested them both, both came back negative, and I boiled them before giving them to my dog. They surprisingly held up pretty well.

Literally the same, instead of level 1-5 there is silver-plat

>I don't care if my dog gets cancer

Buy more shit, get more points and absolutely unimportant rewards.

Just kidding, the cog thing was destroyed in about 3 minutes. 'Super toughness' my ass. I should have known better as it was advertised pretty heavily as a puppy chew. I think for a puppy's first chew toy or a dog that doesn't chew too much it would be ok, but I think any medium to large size dog or any dog over 5 months would quickly destroy it. I took it away from her before she could really get it into small chunks

And this is why you don't buy pet toys from China, your dog could have suffocated on that shit.

Dog toys in America have next no regulations, it's a trial by error deal. They just wait until something is recalled and pull it from their stores. The FDA does not give a fuck about dog toys, and Consumer Product Safety only cares about the risk dog toys can pose to people. There are many dog toys on the shelves in Petco and Petsmart that pose a large threat to pets but they haven't been pulled because not enough of a shitstorm has been raised. Rawhides, for example, very commonly cause choking and blockage; they swell up in the stomach and cause GI issues, yet they are still sold everywhere. A vast majority of the dog toys you see on shelves are ones being made and sold in China, the exception would be the outrageously expensive brands like Kong. So do not delude yourself into thinking that because it is sold in a store near you, that it is safe. Always watch your dog with a toy, always wash the toy out thoroughly, lead test them if they are made of plastic or rubber, never leave your dog alone with toys that are not completely digestible, and teach your dog a strong 'drop it' command before allowing him to have high value dog toys and treats.
That's why you should always watch your dog closely when you give it a new toy. Why do you think I would have sat there and watched her kill herself? Obviously I took the toy away once she began really tearing it apart.

thats a grown ass dog, little toys end up torn in no time. give her a piece of very thick rope with one knot on each end, alternatively you can go to your local butcher shop and ask the guy to see if he can score you a "clean" cows metatarsus, they love that shit

> turn psu switch off after each powerdown
I'm actually doing this, because my Wifi adapter and videocard is working too after i turn off the computer. Well, it's time to write to gygabite support.
Nothing similar.

>gigaybite support
from my experience you will either get "generic sorry, nothing we can do to your shit" response or none at all

I just had a Thunderobot St-Plus delivered to me.

It's a chink laptop with top tier hardware priced very competitively for its league. I got it for 999 EUR from amazon but if you don't care about delivery speed then it can also be ordered from China for cheaper.

My experience trying to order wasn't the best. The company has a European branch but only delivers to a handful of countries. People in their call center didn't know that the eu website listed all countries in the world available for delivery.

Surprisingly amazon had delivery in my country so I got it from there. It came from the UK, I think, even though I ordered from the German amazon store.

The listing said English QWERTY keyboard but it's a UK instead of a US one.

Now, for the built quality. Its base is very sturdy, and the keyboard has a great response. It is great for typing. The keys are supported by very thin scissor switches, so I'm not sure if that's something most gamers would be after in spite of this laptop being recommended for games.

The IPS monitor is very thin and has very much flex in its base but I don't think there's reason to poke at it.

When setting up was that the print manual wasn't very helpful. It tried to address all three models in the st line of the brand and would get pretty confusing. It was apparent that the guide was written prior to their marketing names because models are addressed by "a, b and c"...

On drivers. It's not made clear by the guide that drivers are already installed. The bookled hints of a cd rom included in the package while the st-plus doesn't even have a cd/dvd driver...

I tried to download drivers from the website and they were packed in cd rom format. Each driver was a separate download but all packed in the same format. Moreover, running the executable would come up with an installer that had an awful GUI and character that were gibberish.

Thankfully, this procedure is only required for optional drivers if you want to get any of them...

Nvm solved the problem.This shit is called "ErP" or something like that and should be enabled by default.

>999 euros
>2gb graphics memory
But why?
Also how do you like it ?

>Agent delivery to warehouse "inbound"
>Fake tracking number
>Already 3 days
Its lost right?

I didn't realize just how tiny those rubber cogs were going to be. I knew the length but not the width. Live and learn. At least she had fun destroying it for a few minutes. She knows not to destroy plush toys, but I give her free reign of rubber toys and nylabones. I do occasionally get her some bone scraps, but they only last so long until they start to stink or she loses interest. Also can't have too many or she gets protein shits.

any e-reader recommendation?

Chinks don't do e-ink afaik. Just get a kindle/kobo.

hey guys looking for a small or pocket flashlight that can hold a spare battery in a compartment

does such a thing exist?

Chink ereaders are not worth it
Either use a tablet or get a kindle

>spare battery
That's fucking stupid really, they'd rather put two in series than use one and not use the other

am I gonna get fucked buying cheap-ish 18650's from ali?
obviously stay away from any xxxFire cells as they are mostly bullshit. also anything above 3.3Ah is most likely not true as well.
But I'm looking for ~2Ah 18650's for portable "boomboxes", heated socks and other wireless projects.
Anyone bought cells from china with good results?

I've bought plenty of samsung 25r cells, so far they've been legit

instead getting them from chinks try going to your local website. I've recently found people selling new brand name cells for less than half the price of new ones, since they were removed from unused laptop packs. My friend got few of those 18650s and they were literally brand new, just had some stains from glue and you could tell they had steel tabs removed from them. Apart from visual defects the capacity was as advertised.
I figure there's more people like that selling cells like that where you live.

i have a "couple of generic blue 2ah krxxxxxx" for about $1.5 each, on the way. if they have at least 1.5ah im calling it a win on my book (specs seems alright, right weight and dimensions, they are unprotected though but its fine for my application)

What is considered a good price for a 32gig microsd and should I bother buying one from China?

What are the best in-ears atm?

Years ago I used to use Alfa network adapters to get into other networks near my house, I have long since lost my one and wondering if there are any on chink sites and if they're genuine

18650's are like ~$6 where I live. Haven't really found anyone selling butchered laptop batteries tho.. I guess you can find old laptop batteries at the dump some times and salvage the decent cells.
Just today I picked apart an old laptop battery I had lying around. was a 4 cell one and the one that made it stop working properly was at ~2.1V
Charging it atm with my bench power supply. the other 3 was at around 3V.
I really need to get an 18650 charger so I don't have to babysit these recharges.

audiobudget.com/product/NICEHCK/Bro for normal music and you want detail
audiobudget.com/product/Swing/IE800
if you listen to dance / bass music

havent found one that can do it all yet...

Just some input on the Bros, I recently got a pair and they have a hollow echo-y sound to me. I would recommend ZS5s but I've heard the v2s aren't as good as the v1s.

yeah they arent bass monsters. they do lean a little bright. I fix that with a little crossfeed and a little EQ and they are on point.

>I would recommend ZS5s
nope they are brighter i have them

its all down to what you want. The bros are what you called balanced. It took me years to wean myself of nigbass from listening to v-shaped buds. Thats why i reccomended the swing 800

I find all my chi-fi needs equalisation to sound good. We dont scream about it here because it may scare alot of people from getting their feet wet in lake chink.

im getting back into manga and comic since trying to be social didnt work out for me.
i'm looking to get a tablet to read manga / comic and i'm looking at the 2nd hand ipad mini because im into the retina display and i dont know what are the alternative android equivalent.
are there anything cheaper than an ipad mini that will display manga / comic with pin point colour and pixel accuracy?
i can get an ipad mini 2 for 160 cad are there anything cheaper than that??

Which charger do you recommend for my Xiaomi phone?

usb

I want the most detailed and clear ones possible, also they should look nice, any recommendations?

I mostly listen to classic rock and guitar music

On aliexpress just ask the seller to mark it below the price.
Most of them do it without you asking anyway, but be sure.

For rock and guitar you cant top these. collective wisdom of Sup Forums These two are the same acousticly. Just different colour.

audiobudget.com/product/BGVP/SGZ-DN1
audiobudget.com/product/NICEHCK/Bro

get a fucking xiaomi or a leeco nigga, I had cubots those are nice except you get chinked with updates

Ordered a SOIC-8 clip from Banggood to reflash a bad bios on a laptop for someone. Hope they're not in a hurry.

I hope feebay favours my dispute when this shit arrives... or else I will ged fucking poo'd by a pajeet on a replacement for my chinkmobile. Or else I hope bhaksar isn't a nigger and sends the right

stock, mine came with 2amp its kinda meh but good for a 100 burger chinkslab

I was about to pull the trigger on the Nitecore TIP meme about a month ago, but I stumbled on the MATEMINCO CSF-01. On paper it seems a bit better all-around than the TIP.

The XPG3 has some nice output on max. It's kinda impressive since it comes out of something not bigger than a car key. On the left it has a 365nm LED, not much to say about it other than it works (tested it on bills and a CAC). Perfect addition to my EDC autism.

Only negative I have to say about the CSF-01 is that it has no lock.

i got a 128 from target for 49.99, I rather get a warranty than get chinked on a fake sd

>chink 18650s

enjoy your sand :^)

If you're in Europe, eu.nkon.nl. ru.nkon.nl if outside the EEZ so you save on VAT.

Gambling with LiIons is not worth it, especially for high current applications

it already looks weird compared to this:
honorbuy.com/1127-touch-screen-and-lcd-for-redmi-note-4xredmi-note-4-global-version.html

but who knows which is original or if both are third party

i'm not sure how you're going to convince ebay as long as it matches the photos. maybe if you show it side by side with your phone but they could claim it's original just a different revision

any opinions on these?
gearbest.com/earbud-headphones/pp_1283182.html

meizu ep52

I find my ATE-S fine without EQ. They have a very comfortable, warm sound without excesses. Metal sounds amazing on them, as instrument separation is very good and the bloated midbass of most harder metal genres does not muddy the mids, and the generally "sibilant" cymbals are not tiring.

>Only negative I have to say about the CSF-01 is that it has no lock.
The XP-G3 has garbage color rendering and green tint-shift. It sacrifices beam uniformity and color rendering for efficiency.

TIP CRI or bust.

Xiaomi Redmi 5 plus or is for Xiaomi Redmi Note 4 still a better choice?

i was watching listings on aliexpress all that said "global" were for my phone (snapdragon version) the other ones just said "helio" or "mtk" chink shit, I was about to buy a gold one for $25 and found that on ebay and because I'm compulsive and cant wait a month for a part I clicked 'buy' without enlarging the thumbnail first, way to get poo'd haha fuck me

my RN4 has tasted oreo and the floor several times :^) , it's still holding good after a year of degenerate abuse, I need a new screen and charging port tho but for $120 burgers and $30 I spent on parts I think has been a good investment

How long did it take you to get it? You know the Lenovo tab 4 is out right, and has been out for a long time

anyone here own the white Mi Mix 2?

Is headroom ms16 still the best sounding cheap earbuds compared to ty hi-z, faaeal, and monks?

Yes. But I still don't know people have a problem with sticking things inside their ears. Technically a superior approach.

aliexpress.com/item/item/32760223224.html
Anyone know what this is used for? Can't quite tell from the ad

not that user but I once somehow had earwax get stuck and make me go totally deaf in one ear for a couple days before I saw a doctor
I can't stand having anything plugging my ears up now

try hygiene

it's just a mirror that changes the direction that your phone camera is facing. it's for getting upskirt or creepshot or voyeur images of girls out in public.

The chinks would never create such a device

My girlfriend likes the audio on apple earphones but they don't fit in her ear properly and always fall out.

What's a chink alternative under $50 that will sound better than the apple earphones

Yes, she is a casual

>spending any more than $10 on chinkshit
any $40 sony/phillips/shure earphones will btfo the crapple earphones

Got fucking chinked again by Gearbest. The KZ bluetooth cable does not even fit on the right ear because a pin is too short on that side. They want it back, a fucking 5$ cable. Going to do a PayPal dispute to jew some soulless Chinks

>browsing ali
>living room section
>come across this

W T F

link please

Do they have another controllers with a quality grip?

coinbooks.org/esylum_v15n22a19.html