Walk into technical interview

>Walk into technical interview
>One of the panelists is Indian

Right there I know it's over. Has anyone ever had a successful technical interview with Indians on the panel? Why do they ask the most abstract, theoretical questions?

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>Why do they ask the most abstract, theoretical questions?

So the Indians are literally better than whites now?
Looks like that APP culture wasn't good for you after all.

they want to hire other indians

>I dont know Vishnu's designated shitting street

If one of the interviewers is pajeet, just walk right back out. This company isn't worth the headache.

My CTO is pajeet. Should've never taken the job.

can confirm, recently rejected by pajeet, he found out through my references that i'm a tranny, guess he doesn't like more-minority-than-thou

They want to show off their education

I'd try not to hire insane people either

>be retarded cumskin
>can't answer a question a freshman cs major can answer
>get mad at superior pajeet intellect

>Walk in
>"As-Salaam-Alaikum"
>"Do you know where I can get a good chicken rice dinner around here, Pajeet?"
>Get job

Problem?

nice one lol you got me there

the girl with the glasses is a qt

>tranny
>minority
You are insane though.

>Stare intensely at pajeet with my superior aryan eyes
>He starts sweating, feeling uncomfortable
>Grin at him
>He starts shitting his pants, takes em off and shits on the floor yelling "DESIGNATED"
>A bulge starts appearing in my pants
>Lady cant keep her eyes off my superior manhood
>She gets close to suck my member
>Slips on Pajeet's shit
>Breaks her neck and dies
>Meeting cancelled

The trick is, when he asks you something, answer quickly and speak fast. It doesn't matter if what you're saying isn't exactly on point (and sometimes you can even get away with being factually wrong). They have this cultural thing that being fast speaker / thinker is proof of being smart.

On the other hand also raises a valid point.

>one
You mean half and 3/4ths of tge compant is as well even though when it was founded it was 99% white

Why do they shake their heads when they talk?

>lesbian
>gay
>half chink
>some kind of alien suffering from lower body pain
why the fuck would anyone stay there?

> pajeet boss asks me to help him interview people
> asks retarded specific questions about technology were not even using to whites and softball bullshit to other pajeets

>My CTO is pajeet. Should've never taken the job.
the CTO at my former employer is white fucking netherland, he break so much company rule.

Dutch are Nazis. So what type of shit did your Van Der Kek boss do?

Lmao this is so true. I couldn't tell if he was nodding his head yes or shaking his head no. They also do weird hand gestures sometimes.

Some Indians are literally the original Aryans

living the budget life

>Laptop up against space heater.
user, why?

wrong thread

most of the time the laptop is closed

Have fun joining the 49%

>Sup Forums learns about real life
This has been happening since the beginning of society. I don't like it either, but it isn't going away.

I tend to try and turn the question back on them, if it's entirely theoretical with no practical applications whatsoever, I call them out on that - I'm sorry, why are you asking me a question with no practical relationship to what I would be doing? Have you made a breakthrough in this area and not gone public with it yet? If so, why are you attempting to leak this information to a prospective employee? Is it to attempt to entice me in?

WTF I love pajeets now.

>he can't use his laptop to pre-heat his space heater
Should have bought an AMD

me entering the interview office

That's how Indians nod

this is a great way not to get a job

unironically, this.

inb4 go back to Sup Forums

go back to pol

>Walk into interview
>See Rasheed, Rajmann and Pudo Patel smiling at me
>They ask me for open bob and vergania
>I dont know what they're talking about
>Rajmann sends me a message to my phone saying "hello butifel ;)"
>They start shitting on the floor as they eat curry

Never again

Thanks god my country is poor so pajeets don't come here.

if he has to pull this shit out, then he wouldn't be able to give a satisfactory answer anyway and would probably not get the job

If I have to pull this shit out, I don't want the job

>white overgrown autistic ape giving me the evil eye
>wtf? Is this alt-right psycho about to chimp out and run me over and then shoot up the office
>grill him on technical questions
>he shits the bed and makes strange ooga booga noises in confusion
>tell him we'll let him know in the future and dismiss him, won't contact him
>wipe off my sweat after nearly being killed by some neanderthal subhuman
>stacy wants to hire him right away because she's a dumb white cunt who thinks with her pussy and was a quota hire for women in HR
>oogabogganigga walks in mumbling in his native tongue of ape
>stacy's literally wetting herself and huffing and puffing
>grill him hard and he looks like he's about to chimp out so I pull back
>dismiss him but the ape grunts at me in some primitive display of aggression for not immediately picking him
>interview an indian h1b who's clearly faking his resume and cheated on the phone interview since his voice is completely different
>but he pretends to be nice, servile, and agreeable and white department director, Mr Smith, gave orders to hire him so whatever
>laugh at how white people actually fucking hate each other

>Proceed to nearest shitting street

>proceed to not have colon or prostrate cancer from sitting to poop like a retard, causing shit to clog up in my rectum and cause pressure damage over several decades
>squat down so my rectal muscles relax and straighten the poop chute so I always have a good poop
>don't have to worry about white monkeys who always stuff paper towels in the toilets to clog them either

>original
fucking LOL

>Has anyone ever had a successful technical interview with Indians on the panel?
Yes, you just need to show that you're a cultural fit for the workplace. Start nonchalantly pooing in the middle of the interview.

Subhuman streetshitter shitskin spotted.

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I'm sorry, but if you don't know how to fix the shadow paging mechanism in a DBMS engine in order to avoid the recursive update of referring pages, then you're no good to us white boi.

this can't be real
top kek

Made by UNICEF India to teach indians to poo in toilets. Not shitting you.

>walk into job interview
>see pajeets
>walk out
Dodged a bullet there.

>Walk into technical interview
>One of the panelists is Indian
>walk away

All my successful interviews have been with amateurs, without any HR people involved.

fuk u bich come say shit to my face. u cave man mother fuk

kys subhuman

>destroying queers
Based.

The word Aryan is literally a pajeet word.

>Why do they ask the most abstract, theoretical questions?
Are you afraid that they might actually be MORE competent that you are, Sup Forums?

You won't get a job in technology cuz they're fucking everywhere.

They tend to ask these questions because they would prefer to have one of their own on staff.

No one carries this kind of knowledge around with them.

You really don't want to work in pure technology. Most companies treat their employees like shit because of India and the opportunity for promotion isn't great.

You want to move into some company with a large development section but isn't development.

hehe nah but seriously good luck with your life, hope you find happiness my man/hoe

>""""white"""" side represented by a load of amerimutts

> abstract
> theoretical
Nice bait post.. Try :
> Textbook
> convoluted

Secretly gather data about it and sue the motherfucker.

Their course curriculum over there is focused completely on theory. I've met graduate EE students that transfer to my university, where they don't know how a MOSFET turns on (voltage on the gate), but they know the matrix mathematics for power grid optimization. It's just all theory no practice.

next interview, hedge your bets and wipe some poo all over any visible skin and I think you will be in the clear OP

Europeans are not whites.

is this true lol

Muslims are the worst enemies of Pajeets

Honest question, what the hell are majority white countries going to do about this ethnic nepotism? It makes the majority poorer. In 100 year, will every single property here be owned and rented out by people like these? Literally not a world where I want to bring in children

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>fresh out of uni
>do job interview
>Answer most technical questions with "I don't know"
>Get job

lol? Just be white and male, how hard can it be?

>be Indian
>panelists are 2 white men and 2 women

>show my New Delhi University degree in ML
>they immediately ask how much I want
>I tell them nothing less than $500K per year with 20% raise yearly would be appropriate
>they tell me they'll pay $700K + 50% each year raise with potential prospect into becoming the CEO of their company
>I accept the offer and walk out of the door
>See some fat white guy waiting outside and cursing at me.

>degree in ML
why are joke posts so lazy?

>In 100 year...
...the CEOs will be long dead and nobody will care. Their kids will do fine.
Seriously, with all the government spying and corruption, is there one good reason to have kids other than make your own happy bubble life?