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karen

korean pop

Going to ask Prince Charles if he knows Craven and what happened to big D'

Kyary

Good thread

aaah yes, most impressive

are remainers still butthurt?

Fug I like this idea, good one. I'll just copy mount and blade transcript

lads

interesting
hmm
perhaps so
hmm

Anybody else here a legitimate, verifiable, Good Will Hunting-esque genius?

On the one hand it's a blessing, but on the other it's an almost unbearable curse. All my life I've aced every test I've ever set. I've failed at practically nothing. Even in sports I excelled while other "academic" kids refused to even take part. I've just completed my BA in English Lit at the age of 19 and I'm about to start on my MA (fully-funded scholarship), but I don't know how long I can continue being a genius before I eventually burn out or break down. My professors all tell me that I stand out and that's it's obvious that I'm destined for great things. Heck, one of them has said outright that he wishes he had possessed my intelligence and work-rate when he was my age. Whether it's math or science or literature I just excel in everything I do without even considering that there was an option that I could not. Just last semester I solved a theorem that people had been working on for the past two decades (I won't say which one because my name is now indelibly linked with said theorem) and that was a for a class I wasn't even supposed to have attended. Psychiatrists have said that people in my very small demographic of highly intellectual individuals usually suffer from aspergers or some related disorder which deprives them of a healthy social life, but I have surprised each one in turn when I inform them that in fact I am an incredibly sociable and well-liked individual (despite also being a mysterious hermit-like recluse) and that every girl I have either dated or simply penetrated a bunch of times has described me as the kind of guy they could really see themselves with long-term

how do you dial a letter

VERY good song
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didn't read lol

Got bedbugs, lads.

no one is going to believe me but my grandad literally took part in gorilla warfare, he was sas but of course no one is going to believe me

Press the number it's associated with

berghain is shit now

it's just a tourist meme

Laptop charger has broken again

What do I do? read books?

SOCIALISM DOESN'T WOOOOOoooo... Oh.

pills, coke, ket

Why does everyone on /brit/ work in a call centre?

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where'd he fight?

kill
your
selves

This is good copypasta.

have you even been? I bet it's still decent.

the programming and sound quality hasn't changed, and the bouncers try to keep tourist out.

Denmark is good because it's filled with Danish people you fucking idiot

FOY

Turn the screen brightness down as low as possible, close any applications open other than your browser, turn on battery saving mode and try to cram in as much shitposting as possible into however long you have left.

SOCIALISM WOOOOOoooo... Oh

There's nothing more eye opening than the journey home from the sesh. It's 8am and you're sitting on the bus trying not to die. You look out the window and see people going about their every day lives. A happy family, someone going to work and a lad your own age going for a jog. I bet they're content with their normal lives. No hangovers, no skag. No waking up to find a snapchat story of yourself chewing the jaw off yourself to Sandstorm.

They do not know the sesh life. That is why I do this. I do this for them. I do this for the sesh. Someone has to. I am a human of the sesh. This is my life now.

>tfw mummy just bought me a flat in london
does anybody else know this /middleclassneet/ feel?

was stationed in germany when the wall was up and took part in skirmishes in Eastern Africa, particularly Rhodesia

i went there in 2012 and it was really really great but ever since i saw it in the ryanair inflight magazine i can't see myself unironically going there

take pleasure from the fact that the anime haters in these threads will think of anime whenever they see the name "karen"

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CHOOOOOOOOOOOON

Bad lad

Good lad

Salutations

>the fact that they only have 5 million people and comparatively huge oil reserves is nothing to do with it

>aunt is called karen
>think of cartoons when she's mentioned
haha!

what words does your phone number spell ?

It literally doesn't matter what economic system your country uses

Everything depends on what the population of the country is made up of

kek

surprised you still have enough power to run a PC tbqh

>implying

whats happenin in venizgayla lad
is it still going to shit

No

Sesh for life
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>headphones in trundling your way home, afterglow of the md, ket, whatever the fuck you're on is lingering
>you look like a reanimated corpse but you literally don't care as you hop on the bus at 11am back from the rave with mud all over you
>look homeless
>no fucks given as the memories of the night before repeat in your mind
Unworldly

>he thinks the majority of people here didn't add 'karen' to their filter list a long time ago

literally who

it actually depends on population size, velocity and scale of administrative regions.

(You) Are-Gay

anime shitters get OUT

unironically reminds me of my ex. she was a crazy bish.

need a kate moss gf

how did you read that post then you fucking mong

surely not

no

someone say anime

doxxed

REMINDER

Anime!

Except in the case of africa, they have been disadvantaged by colonialism.

*casts a spell on you*

I never said I had done it you thickheaded chimp

como te llamas?

it depends on institutions

"economic systems" are a meme, there is only one economic system

Call me ;3

lads my left earbud volume is really low compared to my other one and there is no bass
what's wrong with it?

hero

The scheduled power shortages have ceased, for now.

Everything its still pretty shitty, last monday there was a ruckus and some people were pissed because of the long ass queue to get into the supermarket to buy stuff (like always) but this time we got gassed by the military, had to get up at 5 AM and buy expensive chicken and some shampoo from a fucking reseller, but yeah, we are living the dream

fuck it might as well get in on this gimmick

Gas the weebs

Sounds like it's fucked.

sounds like its fucked family

If any terrorists tried shit down my end I'd put them in the fucking ground

phroawr this fucking song lads just love it

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Depends on a lot of things.

can't imagine living like this

hope maduro gets kicked out

all they need is small countries. if euros had divided africa up into a finer level of detail everything would have been fine.

why the fuck can i feel hayfever coming on

Is Young Thug the Beethoven of our generation?

haha what sound?

Ahh yes, the united kingdom. Remind me again why it has a lower overall standard of living than a 115 yr old ex-penal colony

>gassing a blonde haired blue eyed person
because that makes sense

just hid a bunch of pollen in this runt's house lads

>person
it is a CARTOON

>come from military family
>prepare myself all my life to go to sandhurst
>not allowed in the army
might kill myself

>penal
bit gay

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?t=1m14s

me in the club

low population, large resource rich territory

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Ah yes, Australia. Remind me again why our flag is still on theirs.

no shit retard, it still doesn't make sense

The shitty sound from his left earbud.

Disadvantaged by colonialism how?

>ex
Isn't that old lady still your head of state?

Daily reminder that there is a strong direct inverse correlation between the amount of time you spend talking about britain's membership of the european union and the amount of time you spend having sex

HDI is a meme