/CUM/

>tfw no qt to snuggle and read Classical literature to edition
Poles welcomed as well

Just read the Elder Scrolls

First for unpaid killjoys.

I broke my laptop

I need help
If not I'm dead

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>tfw you can't read Latin...

I'm obsessed over my mixed inferiority and I make no secret of it. It's when I started reading Sup Forums and Sup Forums and really disovering my mixed subhuman status that I started glorifying blonde girls as the opposite of me. This obsession with blondes was not a lifelong thing. It only began after I began obsessing over my mixed inferiority. Before that I mostly preferred light brown hair. I didnt like pure blondes, since platinum blondes remininded me of an old lady's white hair.

But then I started going to Sup Forums and obessing over Mongoloids, and learning the superiority of the Nordic race over other whites. And then I meet this blonde girl. And she sweeps me off her feet with her racial superiority.

She had none of my nervous racial energy. Instead she stood in calm serenity secure in her racial superiority. She patiently awaited for me to approach and pay my homage and tribute to her. It is fitting that the inferior pay tribute to the superior.

She had nothing to prove. She knew that she was Aryan, and I was a mudblood. That my very existence was just at her pleasure. That if I were exterminated it would be no sweat. She lives to be superior to me. And I have to bend the knee and kneel to that.

She laughed at what a freak I was. And it was fitting and proper that I serve to amuse her.

And that is how I was won over to blondes. I even dyed my own hair blond to be more like her. I didnt just want to be with her. I wanted to BE her. I wanted her life. Her popularity. Her racial superiority. She is democracy in the flesh. because democracy means being popular. and she was sooo popular. Just because of her racial superiority.

really lame edition

>there are people who enjoy living in Mississippi
lmao

Ohayou gozaimas

thick wymyn

tldr

This shit is so fucking delicious lads

When will guys learn that the "gf" they want so badly is a mythical fantasy creature? Reality is not going to be like your goddamn animes. Women are human - which means they are assholes, same as you.

do you know the vicious, bloody, RACE WAR, that Sup Forums wants so bad? its happening every second in our DNA, in every cell of our mix bodies. Lynchings, beatings, massacres, genocides. the most vicious race war in history. being fought in our DNA. in every cell of our body.

two races, brought together. to battle for extermination. inside a living human. we cant conduct foreign policy, since we are faced with a massive civil war. there is no coalition. our cells cant live together in peace. East is East and West is West and NEVER the twain shall meet.

My skeleton is trying to leap out of my body and strangle me. half of me at war with the other. a vicious genoice. brutal massacres. sadistic torture. napalm.

blood gushes out of my body that was never meant to be. these foreign genes cant live together.

>blondes

LMAOing at your shit taste bud

I've never seen that before but it does look interesting

I'm starting to pick up bits from reading the Gallic War

you dont fool me, you just want to hog all the gf's for yourself

It tastes exactly like pumpkin pie

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Americans who say "lad"
>Americans who say "m8"
>Americans who say "uni"
>Americans who post in metric

Never reply to these beta lords; these artisans of cringe. Never reply to these impressionable and untouchable permavirgins. Understand that they never bathe and they are hated by even their own families. God himself likens them to swine excrement. Throw rocks at them and give them no attention. Other than the rocks.

>travel to NYC
>see jews out in the wild for the first time

Pretty neat since the muslims drove our jews to Israel.

>>>>>>>>>tfw work on labor day

I literally can't stop masturbating

Y-You're a lucky guy.

how do i deal with butt hair

MY wife chinatsu chan is sooo cute

>I need help
m8 it's all easy to fix just google fixing the screen
also stop playing LoL
also stop being a spas

Thas right

a blonde girl implied to me that I should kill myself just because Im half-asian half-white

im sorry world. sorry I was born a mutant. sorry i blighted your beauty. it is hard to believe that hapas and aryan blondes are allowed to exist on the same planet, the same universe.

When I talked to a blonde girl, its like the universe collapse with such beauty and beastliness in such close proximity. this universe was made for her and her happiness, and im just a dark spot on it.

if I was never born, the world could be a perfect happy place. all misery comes from the mixing of our races. she was bred for perfection. slowly perfectly she was crafted over generations to be a masterpiece of evolution. meanwhile i was crafted in a single conception. im the 1st generation of my race. i was put together in haste. care was taken for her beauty. haste makes waste.

and so you see the difference. a beauty crafted over 1000 generations, by the careful, steady hand of evolution. and a freak born of the social engineering of 1 generation. we dont belong to the same world. she shames me. her very beauty is a judgement upon me. she basically told me to go kill myself, just by smiling.

blonde girls were crafted by the steady, careful, patient hand of Evolution over 1000 generations, while eurasian genes were haphazardly flung together , carelessly in a single generation of social engineering

100,000 years were spent creating the masterpiece that is blonde girls, while only 30 years of Frankenstein experiments has went into eurasian sons

hairspray and fine tooth comb

Is this more of that Hapa blog? Those guys really are all sunshine and rainbows.

Why do the women they all want HAVE to be White though? It's mind boggling.

Gf SenT ME THIS WTF

kys weeb

>tfw you will never domesticate a wild jew

You got the right to kill them all
You got the right to make them crawl

Cute

I'd be upset over this meme if you weren't the last hetero guy in the Netherlands.

Weeb because likes healthy and cute girl. Troll more

The funny thing is that I'm not even white

i don't get hung over buds
i've gone on benders two nights in a row without issue

as an Eurasian Male, my only goal in life is to have a white girlfriend. But even if I impregnate a blonde like Kate Gosselin, I'll still be stuck with slanty gook mutant Down Syndrome offspring.

Kate Gosselin was my Blonde Virgin Mary and now she can't save me

I really doubt the slanty eyes is her fault. and her kids look retarded.

the point is even a blonde woman's womb can't save my Eurasian soul

Even Kate Gosselin's blonde pussy wont get me into White Heaven. when Kate Gosselin's eggs can't save your soul, you know your damned to hell

even if I overcome the overwhelming odds against me and marry a cute blonde girl like Jon and Kate Gosselin, my kids will still be little slant-eyed mutant monsters. Have you seen Jon Gosselin's 3/4 white kids? why bother? it'll take generations to wash the Asian stain outta my genes. Now 6 generations can't erase the inferior Asian genes from my White Last Name.

You're just young, this will be my fourth night and I feel fine even though I've gotten black out drunk last 3 nights

Oh that's a shame. You gave me hope for that nation of fairies.

Good evening, Ameribros

>mongolian slanty eyes

Just say your kids are finnish.

wew goodnight lads

d-don't worry user i'll try to create as many elliots as i can

Sometimes I read the online diaries of Japanese teenagers, and colonial American newspapers.
What's it to you?

goodnight latvia kun :3

pls send jewesses, merchant-san

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Hey
I'm reading a book

oh shit its the americans boss

everyone play cool!

nerd

post the diaries

miscegenation is wrong

>tfw rewatching video of the fire at the station nightclub
>seeing all the normietorches

Fuck
I'm not wearing a tie

a new race is being born. a mutant frankenstein monstrosity. mixed from the corpses of 2 ancient races.

a race of ogres and elephant men. those who were never meant to breed, are given a 2nd chance to reproduce thanks to race-mixing, miscegenation, amalgamation. genetic failure. there is a reason, that normal humans are tribal and refuse to race-mix. when you race-mix you are abnormal, going against the vast trend of human history.

how have your prepared your mixed kids to survive? do you pretend they are just cute white kids? American society does not recognize them as such. You are unfit to be parents. and yet you have created these hybrids. these children of no race.

She's Russian

Serbia, Slovenia or Slovakia?

Me and my friends did used to beat up the hapas at school. There was this one that we used to give a swirly in the bathroom and my best friend made him suck his dick. . . I actually ended up going out with his sister for two years.

jewesses have god tier bodies, and their cooking is amazing. Ever had brisket?

I mean your jewesses

I have never dated a girl who wasn't a jewess. AMA bros

Shalom chaver.

Tbh they'll probably rub against your cock because your American and therefore exotic

I make new gimmicks everyday

Contact me if you want a new gimmick
I do special gimmicks for events too

are you the cantonese-speaking dutch guy?

The Jews are famous for reverse cuckolding

If you put your dick in a jew girl your kid will be a jew

They're devious

Sup lad

What's wrong with his leg?

oh the humiliation of being a Eurasian boy.

Two thugs drag you into the bathroom. beat the shit out of you. punch deep into your soft smooth stomach. strip you naked, tear off your briefs, exposing your hairless Eurasian cock.

And then they drag your Kristin Kreuk looking sister in. And instead of helping you, she strips into her lingerie. And sucks the cock of one of your bullies.

Meanwhile the other thugs forces YOU to suck his cock. You are just 2 Eurasian sisters sucking cock. The Eurasian boy actually has less body hair than his sister.

are you setting me up to get tricked again

but my grandma was a jew

I absolutely refuse to spend another fall/winter alone

I met a girl recently too but I blew it with her. Just end it /cum/

Nobody ever wants to read the newspapers

Be very kind and nice :)

What episode of /cum/ is on today buds?

The origin of the Eurasian was to quell the hordes of Arab hordes still salivating over the sweet ivory skin they had been dneied since their white slaves died out.

With less testosterone than the white female and with less masculine features - the Arabs took greatly to this new 'white man's invention'.

They breed this abomination of nature daily now, since they have unfortunately got their hands on some new white slaves due to our civilsation crumbling. They prefer Eurasian boypussy over white women any day. Eurasians are like gold to these savages, because they know how utterly feminine and defenceless to are to any advance they make.

should I go to the store and buy a Digiorno? Kinda want pizza tb h

Not at all, women are whores for good looking foreign men

Also, if your grandmother was Jewish on the our mother's side then your mother is Jewish and therefore you are Jewish yourself.

>its another >tfw no gf episode

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please stop copying /brit/

We aren't /brit/, we don't need epic memes and autisti posting. Just nice post ok?

I'VE BEEN TRICKED

What's your angle kid

Give me your details and I'll have you a new gimmick by the end of the day

I have a ton of crazy stories to tell from my high school days about all the intense humiliation Eurasian boys had to endure. They tended to be idealistic White Knights trying to protect white girls. But at my school, the freshman girls were considered the owned property of the senior guys. This Eurasian Freshman boy tried to stand up for them, and the Jocks didn't even recognize his masculinity they gave him the same humiliations as the freshman girls. Sadly the very girls he was trying to rescue didn't do much to help him.

Eurasian boys are often male feminists because they resent their Geisha moms.

At my high school, the freshman girls were basically the property of the senior guys. This Eurasian boy tried to stand up for them and got his ass kicked. He tried to be a Feminist Batman so an Alpha Male Bane Jock broke his back.

The seniors tossed the freshman Eurasian hero into the harem with the other freshman girls. He had to lay with them in nothing but his white briefs, which looked practically like panties. The freshman girls were forced to use his little boy hairless Eurasian face as their toilet and tampon. This was to show him what women really think of male feminism. They had to defecate on their face of their supposed feminist hero. In his little briefs, he just looked like a little boy. The jocks would beat him up everyday in front of them, to remind the freshman girls of their place and just how pitiful their freshmen boy protectors were.

They're so neurotic. It's not even like these are isolated incidents. Asian males get insane, literal neurosis over Blonde women especially. This is a major evolutionary fuckup if you ask me.

There are non Asians who will openly say that they have "yellow fever" and, while it's true for them, they're still grounded in reality and are aware of the levity of their situation. Not so with Asians. They get "murdering people" serious over not having a White girlfriend. I'm writing a letter to Pfizer to see if they can;t do something about this and also to make my dick bigger.

>albertaholic attempts to cook food in his new house with unknown roommates while drunk
new ep lads

Is this the asian dutch guy who was arguing with a Greek yesterday?

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Guys, thoughts on pic related?

How so

you are a second degree Mischling

If you marry a non-Jew we won't send you to the camps

Eurasian Neurosis, episode 5,281,367,238.3

I'll give you a free gimmick estimate

I suggest you get some Prozac

When is it not that episode

I'm an Eurasian boy at an international school in a developing nation. I have a white conservative businessman dad and a gold-digging Asian Tiger Mom Geisha, which is pretty common among international expats.

The thing is we Eurasian boys rank at the very bottom of the racial-social totem-pole at this school. We are constantly being beat up. The European boys like to organize boxing exhibitions in which we are forced to fight against big African bucks, wearing nothing but our briefs. We are constantly humiliated and emasculated in front of the Eurasian girls.

Since we Eurasian boys are supposed to have little boy bodies, we aren't allowed to wear boxer shorts. Back in America, I used to sag my shorts all the time, gangsta ghetto style. Now I'm humiliated wearing these boy-panties. And these bully thugs are not above stripping our Eurasian hairless bodies to our underwear, right in front of the Eurasian girls, to make sure we aren't sneakily wearing boxer shorts.

I can't stand the continuous racial-sexual humiliations forced upon Eurasian Males, while our Eurasian sisters become the sexual property of the bullies who abuse us. How do I lead a Eurasian revolution to restore our dignity?

I'm serious, stop.

I think history would support the statement.

>Albertan """"alcoholic""""

Is that a boy?