The only true border between France and Germany is the Rhine

The only true border between France and Germany is the Rhine.

>posting a map where your country doesn't exist.

Fucking traitor

My country would be France.

oh come on now, everyone knows that belgium isn't a real country

No clear thinking human would want to be part of france

Hum.

Shut your mouth.

It has always been the Rhône and you know it.

why do french always say sometimes like that when confronted with an inconvenient truth?

I just wanted to bring this up, thank you my friend, you guys added the roman to the holy empire part, a monument to french butthurt through the ages.

Delete this.

>This map
>feels good man

Would you rather be absorbed by France or Germany?

Make the yellow parts red

Would be nice if the Pope didn't side with its enemies all the time.

>all these smallstates, special zones and borders and rules and courts to regulate them

I feel tingly

delet

MUH

>truth

You cuck.

you can take the remaining red country if you want

Nee.

...

>Holy
>Roman
>Empire

>Great
>Britain

Pick one

Almost perfect. Something seems missing though...
Try coloring the green part red as well.

I choose United Kingdom instead.

Hmmmm...
Really makes you ponder

Why do you hate us? We're not even neighbors (St Martin doesn't count)

>((((((United))))))) Kingdom

Get the scots in line like you did it with Wales.

I would like to replace the EU with this. I can imagine the Netherlands as a sovereign part of this Holy Roman Empire, just like North-Italy, Germany, Austria, Switzerland and Luxembourg.

hmmm

they are still butthurt about the 1st French empire

You cucked them out of Belgium or any expansion for that matter

>mfw I wuz Dutch and shiet

Correct version

someone explain why belgium exists to me

My family comes from there unironically. However, I consider myself as 100% Dutch

>they
You as well, my Belgian friend.
Besides, what Napoleon did to his furry brother was just downright cruel. Poor lad finally had a kingdom of his own, and the bastard took all of it away.

Belgium is a meme country. It should be divided between France and Netherlands.

to make you talk and it works

Russia is also a meme country

>tfw Overijsselnaar
perfect

I'd rather go back to Spain.

...

>You as well, my Belgian friend.

not at all. it was an honor to be part of the napoleonic empire.

10/10
It's fixed now.

Rome blijft van ons

This map is how Germany looked like before centuries of losing wars against France

The HRE has nothing to be butthurt about

makes me sad we didn't backstab those niggers and reclaim Pomerania and Silesia

HOWDY

GERMANIC

It's sad that the HRE doesn't exist anymore... I hope we can revive it in a form of a political union someday.

>w*lloon

>using rivers as borders
lol

>br*t

>Flemish people becoming French

Disgusting

Russia is not a country, Russia is a state of mind.

Reconquista when?

De Westhoek zal snel genoeg worden bevrijd.

>Implying there aren't already French Flemings

Remove clay from both, grab the Benelux and Savoy and recreate Burgundy. Problem solved.

no, bruxellois 2bh

>br*xellois
Please don't reproduce, my Franco-Algerian comrad.

BRUSSEL NOT BRUXELLES
BRUSSEL VOOR DE BRUSSELAARS
VERWIJDER BR*XELLOIS

>Implying that's not almost as disgusting as

i am 100% belgian, white, bruxellois, i speak french and i live in flanders without speaking dutch, kek.

>makes me sad we didn't backstab those niggers and reclaim Pomerania and Silesia
Of course. Sigismund III knew that he would either fight Christians and let the Muslims rule Europe or fight alongside Christians and stop the Ottomans from growing. And Silesia wasn't even Christian but Protestant at those times, it would be a burden.

You do realise the HRE lost almost every war it has waged against France, right ?

Een honderd percent Brusselaar zou Nederlands spreken

>i live in flanders without speaking dutch
>mgw miems werkelijkheid worden

t. Ivan

You should learn Dutch if you want to stay in future

Non.

You are so butthurt about the corridor, kek. Give us Rhodes-Saint-Genèse already 2bh

Someone needs to make Germany great again.

Jawel maatje, hij zou doen of hij enkel Frans praat maar wel orders in het Nederlands blaffen naar zijn personeel

>Ein hundert percent Brüsseler soll Netherlands sprechen
Who cares about your Denglisch anyway. :^)

j'ai rien compris kek

>Bruxellois
>Native

>Any "losses" prior to 1648
Those don't count, friendo. And we've never held Belgium nor anything South of it. In fact, compared to the days of the Republic (with borders deliniated by the Peace of Münster) we have actually gained territory in Limburg. And we lost Belgium, but that because we were clog wearing surrender monkeys who retreated at even the news that the French were marching towards Brussels. They took it from us without having to fire a single shot. Quit your whining.

I'm ok with this.

Ge maakt me niet boos ofzo. Ge bewijst enkel dat ge een Waalse inwijkeling zijt

Don't you mean "Je n'ai rien compris"?

delet this

Informality mark common across French speakers - dropping the ne/n' when it's obvious.
(Thanks for the Quebecois who told me that)

Are you learning French ?

shouldn't there then at least be a "pas" in there somewhere?

>Those don't count, friendo
While it's true that these weren't held by any state calling itself "the Netherlands", the County of Flanders is clearly one of its predecessors.


>And we've never held Belgium nor anything South of it
Please go back to school. Both Luxembourg and Belgium left in the 19th century.

>Quit your whining.
Never

Ne…pas, ne…plus, ne…jamais, ne…rien, ne…guère, ne…ni…ni, ... are all french negative forms with different meanings. The one he used means "I didnt understand anything".

I studied it for three semesters or so a very long time ago.

It changes the meaning - ne+pas = no, ne+rien = nothing.
Anyway, "rien" already marks it's a negative sentence.

I see. tyvm Senpai

WIJ

WAREN

DUITS

KEKS

Könige

Keine Sorge brudi.

Pssst, let them believe their Denglisch is a special snowflake. It has IJ, it's different :^)

t. Spanish dialect speaker

No! Spanish is a Portuguese-Catalan mixed dialect :^)

>the County of Flanders is clearly one of its predecessors.
Except Flanders doesn't exist within the Netherlands and has been Dutch for 15 years at best.

>Both Luxembourg and Belgium left in the 19th century.
Yeah, for 15 years. Hence why I mentioned the clog wearing surrender monkey part.

>Never
You know that whining about shit that happened hundreds of years ago is what the losers of history do, right? This is on par with the "WE WUZ HERE FIRST" Injuns.

>has been Dutch for 15 years
Nigga it has been Dutch since before 500 AD, when the Belgae were conquered by the Franks
>clog wearing surrender monkey
what
>ou know that whining about shit that happened hundreds of years ago is what the losers of history do, right?
Well, we are the losers of history.

I, for one, never intend to forget about Dorestad.

It has been Dutch since before the Dutch existed?

>what
Look up the Belgian Revolution, friendo. The Dutch struck down an uprising with the military, then retreated the moment they heard the French crossed the border to support the revolution.

>Well, we are the losers of history.
So let's at the very least not be sore losers. This is even worse than WE WUZ KANGZ.