/dpt/ - Daily Programming Thread:

the let's be realistic edition
What are you pretending to be working on, Sup Forums?
Previous Thread:
Who gives a shit, it died for a reason.

Other urls found in this thread:

insights.stackoverflow.com/survey/2017#technology-most-loved-dreaded-and-wanted-languages
msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/984x0h58.aspx
ziglang.org/
tinycthread.github.io/
theverge.com/2018/1/24/16929148/fake-celebrity-porn-ai-deepfake-face-swapping-artificial-intelligence-reddit
theguardian.com/technology/2018/jan/25/ai-face-swap-pornography-emma-watson-scarlett-johansson-taylor-swift-daisy-ridley-sophie-turner-maisie-williams
motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/bjye8a/reddit-fake-porn-app-daisy-ridley
reddit.com/r/deepfakes/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Rust haters BTFO.

I'm pretending to be working on becoming a licensed software engineer in the state of Texas.

>sifting through CVs
>see anime image
>>proficient in Haskell
Instantly hired.

They have some other calling conventions like __fastcall and __thiscall, which pass certain parameters in registers.

What's in the dreaded tab?

Thanks user. Did they do this because their compiler mixes C and C++ or is this a backward compat thing?

Actual thread:

source?

Actual thread is here.
Say: "Thank you for not posting anime."

insights.stackoverflow.com/survey/2017#technology-most-loved-dreaded-and-wanted-languages

that thread was posted after this one so no

Not entirely sure but you can read about the different calling convention options here.
msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/984x0h58.aspx

weapons grade autism has its uses

Much appreciated.

What's the new, cool hip language?

I've learned a bit of go and made some projects, and I love the shit out of it. Fun, fast, easy to write, test and maintain. Brings results.

For some reason Sup Forums hates it though. What are some other new, cool languages?

this thread has no connection with the previous so yes

READ THE DISCLAIMER

Use Rust, Nim, Crystal and some JVM stuff like Kotlin. For some reason Sup Forums hates them as well so you can't be wrong.

/dpt/-chan, daisuki~

>What's the new, cool hip language?
ziglang.org/

Go's really not that bad. Out of all the mainstream languages it's one of the nicest.

>ziglang
>for when you want more sigils in your language

POSIX threads or openMP or qthreads(probably uses posix as backend) or something else?

Go is alright. I think it's the least worst of the nu-programming languages

goroutines

C++11 threads

lol good joke
fuck off Bjarne

>fuck off Bjarne
Fine, choose a non-portable solution.

>.net core is 60% most loved and 30% most hated.
That's way more polarizing than I thought. I really enjoy core, including asp core. I wonder why some people dread it.

>Fine, choose a non-portable solution.
>Portable Operating System Interface (POSIX)
Bjarne you are fucking tool

am i brainlet if i cant figure out how the deepfake algorithm works

>POSIX
>actually portable and not a meme

>"Portable"
>Doesn't work on the most popular OS

Why would one do this?

the rust cult strikes again

wtf is that even

>POSIX
>can't even implement C11 threads on top of it

android supports it or are you talking about windows which literally just added linux subsystem which you can just use glibc with.

yes, learn some basic mathematics

lol what?
tinycthread.github.io/

>which literally just added linux subsystem
which is half broken
>which you can just use glibc
which also isn't entirely POSIX compatible as far as I know, because some faggot kept spamming musellibC shitposts
I'm really torn. I share disdain for GNU software and POSIX alike.

Can UWP programs be distributed like normal win32 programs, or are they completely tied to the app store?

OOP is absolute shit.

Now, good fucking night, you got completely and utterly owned.

You and the other faggot, stay in your containment anime stillborn dpt thread.

I see your reading comprehension knows no lower bound.

its the algorithm people have been using to replace faces in videos. basically its a NN that you give a bunch of pictures of someones face (hundreds) and let it train on them for 20+ hours or so and then it attempts to replace the old face with the new face. depending on your preparation it works very well, so well in fact that its been getting a lot of media attention regarding the ethics of replacing a porn stars face with someone elses (typically an consenting celebrity)

theverge.com/2018/1/24/16929148/fake-celebrity-porn-ai-deepfake-face-swapping-artificial-intelligence-reddit

theguardian.com/technology/2018/jan/25/ai-face-swap-pornography-emma-watson-scarlett-johansson-taylor-swift-daisy-ridley-sophie-turner-maisie-williams

motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/bjye8a/reddit-fake-porn-app-daisy-ridley

and heres the subreddit that sort of "started" it (although it was really one guy, but now others are using his work to optimize it so you dont need a crazy powerful computer and days to run it)

reddit.com/r/deepfakes/

It is important that we not allow the poop cancer to spread.

>POSIX reserves _t postfix
>c99 standard defines fidex-width int types with _t postfix
Why is C standard committee so fucking bad?

C89 is the only portable C dialect.

Why do you care about a deprecated language that should be being replaced?

>Typescript
How do people love that cancerous piece shit? What the hell.

and you love eating shit

>that should be being replaced
Should be but there's still no good alternative.

...

Babby's first static types (that will still let them pull untyped shit when the types become too difficult for them)

how do I properly separate data and code to be a chad

you have to go back

i want to get back into programming, would SICP be a good place to start or should i just do small projects in a language of choice ? i wouldn't say i'm a beginner but not quite intermediate either

By not using OOP.

adt or oop

neural networks are difficult so you're not a brainlet

what do you use?

>What is Rust?

>VHDL not at the top dreaded

first you must learn to eat soy, and then you can do some lisp, after that, move onto ruby

>gfycat YearlyNewBarb
this is gold, i gotta try it

t. first year computer science student who just started reading SICP, worships Sam Hyde, and unironically uses the term "soyboy"

Rust

not an alternative to C

>using non-mature "safety orientated" shitlang made by cuckzilla

how is smalltalk up there? do people learn it in schools these days

Wrong on all counts.

most of the people who are still using smalltalk are doing it by choice thus the high %

>he's actually suggesting not all bounds should be checked
Imagine suffering from this degree of retardation.

Whatever you say, random anonymous shitposter from an online Tibetan leather tanning imageboard.

>Top Paying Tech by Region
>US
>Go
lol continue whining about no generics

this thread is shit

>there's still no good alternative.

see

/dpt/ is shit. It serves no purpose but being a containment thread.

not an argument. come back with some legit criticisms of the language sweetie

that's ... exactly the same thing you are.

JavaScript is great for getting shit done. And I mean shit.

>sweetie
people like you using it is enough reason to stay away from it.

Lmao

that's a programming language not a paradigm

Rust is a paradigm unto itself.

I disagree. Sometimes /dpt/ has helpful or interesting discussion.

it's actually a decent language but all the fucking appendages it has make it a horrible sight to behold

i'm sure a single company whose employees have to live in vans because the rent is so high isn't throwing that number off

i member reading about head of cuckzilla being a sexist chad or some shit

Lisp is the most powerful programming language.

Head of Mozilla is pic related.

...

kys

yes but it's also cursed.

I'm pretending to write a program that replaces anime openings using template matching because whoever encoded the videos didn't add chapters.

If you use any of the following languages, please post in /wdg/ instead of /dpt/.
>JavaScript
>TypeScript
>CoffeeScript
>Python
>PHP
>Java
>C#
>VB
>Ruby
>Go

Why the fuck seppels have std::swap, but the only thing it do only call swap function from the passed class??

Imagine being this butthurt.

No.

why? Javascript is now used for desktop