"tampons"

"tampons"

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Check your micro aggression you cis gendered transphobic Neanderthal

Linux may not know his way around a vagina, but he still made the most prolific operating system of all time.

>waste a fuckload of hours of developing some retardedly convoluted computer vision system to do something a simple rfid tagged items combined with a basic bluetooth LE beacon could do.

honestly the whole concept is full retard. I bet some fucking amazon engineers just wanted to justify wasting a fuckload of money on this retarded shit.

>creates Linux
>is too poor to even afford tampons
This is why you should never make free software people.

Omg this is the funniest "LinusTechTits is Linus Torvalds" meme joke I've ever seen. It's almost like it isn't a dead joke that wasn't funny to begin with! Well done!

Fuckin soyboys I swear

Trolled epic style xD This will never fail to make me chuckle, good sir xDDD

Calm down.

I guess pic related wasn't high-tech enough

did it ever occur to you that he stole tampons yet also stole pads and used the pads for the thumbnail

That was my first thought, but, in the (very) long run, it will probably be cheaper than constantly producing RFID tags.
Also, they get to track shopping extremely accurately, so they can not only get the perfect stock, but place it in the perfect location.

>believing in the advertising
This store and the underlying tech-lambda, rekognition, etc was always about proliferation into the meatspace and spying

your can roll up pads and use them as tampons

t. woman

In WWII they used field dressings as expedient rags. Sensible as they come with tie straps.

However you know the rules on Sup Forums , and all Sup Forums was, is and remains Sup Forums or subsets thereof. We therefore require a suitable mammary display (on Sup Forums) or GTFO.

>slav money trades to dollar around 20:1
>no "cents" (the money is worthless enough as is)
>see onions sold for 10 money a kilogram
>pick single smallest onion I can find in the pile
>bring to cashier
>45 grams, that's 0.45 money, rounds to 0
>cashier baffled, takes a moment to process it
>"that will be 0 money comrade"
>free onion
>ask for receipt (bill)
>lose receipt later
>have no proof for the story

>Oh gee, looks like my cunt is bleeding!
Better shove shit up there rather then just
letting it come out in the ultra absorbent pad.
>How else can I wear a thong and ultra tight, almost see through leggings?

Women should get free tampons from the government

Show bob and vegan plz

You can't simply push all the blood in one go? Or idk, if you masturbate wouldn't that help?
Why?

Men who want to feel like they own their women need to subsidize them to make it real that is why I support Obamacare and for Socialism.

I can't believe he still has that awful haircut.

SInce no one under 20 has that haircut, it's no wonder he had his ID checked.

This store is absolute retardation for now on the outside yes, but it really only is a test for them to study what could be done to further botnet your ass each time you go grocery shopping in the future.

So was there any clever trick he used?

Would be interesting to watch but I normally can't stand him.

You can also use some cotton balls as a tampon.
That's what prostitutes do so they can keep working when on their period.

t. guy who fucks prostitutes.

He didn't even mention Linus bleeding out of his boipussy.

Missed opportunity.

He confused the system by putting it down and picking it up, so it still charged him but allowed him to refund the charge in case he didn't take it. So he "stole" it by refunding the product and keeping it.

Also, blatant ad by Amazon Go store for their security "hurr it's so good, Amazon will monitor your prime account so don't just keep refunding guys!"

Better not place it where the blacks will be.

I mean. is it really that expensive to massively produce them? aren't they like 10-50 cents a unit?

I imagine the cost of camera setup, development, training and bug fixing of such a complex computer vision system has to dwarf that unit cost.

What I, as a European, found hilarious:

>at the transition zone it charges $1 on your credit card just to validate it's working

Holy shit that is retarded.
Americans will actually defend this.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

I was expecting a more elaborate method of fraud.

Clearly this is just a bug they need to smooth out.

if you masturbate you just get blood on your hands user. thank god for test pills

It's the same thing as a gas station. Do you think you don't get $1 refunded?

What technology is this?

>it still charged him but allowed him to refund the charge in case he didn't take it. So he "stole" it by refunding the product and keeping it.

He could have done that with any product.
The system worked the way it was supposed to work.

He mentioned an "honor system".
I suspect this means you can refund a tiny % of your purchases until you're banned from the store.

This is great because it means all blacks will eventually be banned, since they can't control themselves and will refund too much.
They will then have the "filthy thief" status which is valuable data Amazon can sell to other companies and perhaps even the police.

It's retarded you have to do such a hack to validate your payment card.

In Europe you can pay everything in one go because we actually live in the 21st century.

So you can fill up your car with gas at the pump completely without inserting your card?

Mostly cameras with image recognition.
Also scales in the shelves for extra validation.

What's stopping niggers from looting the store?

Yup, hoodie, shades, fake license plate and drive faster than it takes police to show up.

Spotted the feminist

Nothing. This is just a publicity stunt to keep Amazon's name out there. This store will be closed before 2019, I promise. Screenshot this.

Security

hes keeping the 90s alive

>Cashier less
why do people think this is a good thing

thumbnail had me thinking this was
makes sense that the frogs and the swamp nazis would use the same vendor

>$6 for a premade burrito
No wonder millennial soyboys always complain about being poor. They probably waste money on this retarded shit every day.

Flex foam technology.

Seething.

You have to hand them all your personal information and CC details before you can enter.
Plus they have everything on video from hundreds of angles.

So to answer your question: nothing, but afterwards they will be caught and jailed.

Why to buy something premade?
As thirdworlder I don't trust this shit.

It had kale on it.
Which they believe is some magical "super food" that much be very expensive.

Here in the Netherlands we eat kale by the kilo's (with potatoes and sausage, see pic) and it's actually one of the cheapest meals you can make.

Aren't these things running Windows Mobile 6?

you know a pack of masked armed niggers could still loot the store without giving their IDs?

is that the guy who made gnu/linux ?

Couldn't they do that to any store in existence?

Simple RFID won't work because people could easily steal stuff.

When they implement that they always do random checks at the exit.

Though I guess they could combine the two and just use the cameras for theft prevention, which doesn't have to be that accurate: just flag suspicious images and have a human review them.

If he is Linus Torvalds
I'm the king& queen o cheese

Filling up the car
>Put in card
>It checks you have enough money before pumping
>Clears it
>Remove card and fill with fuel
>Billed later
>??

They could use smoke to stop the attack:
youtube.com/watch?v=8gJD504xTRQ
And obviously the police would be alerted right away.

They could also hire a security guard, no different from any other store.

Once you reach 2000's level of technology it will be able to check if you have enough money without transferring a dollar.
Banks will have protocols in place just for that, so you don't have to use a hack.

Trust me, future is going to be awesome.

he actually stole it.
he refunded it in the end and didn't gave it back.
what a madman.

Sadly it's not, they have job postings for 40 new staff. It's going to expand. They'll probably start replacing Whole Foods.

Hello slavbro.
My slav country implemented a conpulsory state wide tax collection botnet that has to be in all cash registers.
As a true slav I once returned so many beer bottles that the total was also 0 money. Except the (then brand new) botnet didn't account for receipts totaling 0 money, and the cash register froze.
Eventually the store manager managed to unfuck it by bypassing the botnet upload. I still have the receipt that says something along the lines of "WARNING: SALE NOT UPLOADED TO BOTNET. SELLER WILL GET SHAFTED BY MINISTRY OF SHEKELS IF THIS IS NOT FIXED ASAP" etc etc. Good times.

Can we get a frankenstein pasta of this with the LTT label reader one?

That's what it does here in the uk, it doesnt take the £1 out. Just thats its there, well, thats what it does with on amex

>grab box of something
>put it in your backpack
>open the box and empty out the contents into said backpack
>act like you changed your mind
>put empty box back on the shelf
>profit

so are you gonna show us the receipt?

Lol, guys, just found 2 bitches who need tampons :-----DD

Looks like a giant tamagochi.

While your statement is true to an extent, the millennial finance problem has more to do with the fact that almost all new jobs created since the recession have been low wage service jobs, and the housing market is virtually inaccessible to young adults.

So yeah, while $6 premade burritos and guacamole toast may not be the most fiscally responsible food choices, there's a canyon sized jump from that to home ownership and other traditional tenets of financial security.

>almost all new jobs created since the recession have been low wage service jobs

I would love to see a citation on that.

Ask and you shall receive, my friend.

nelp.org/publication/tracking-the-low-wage-recovery-industry-employment-wages/
cbsnews.com/news/americas-job-problem-low-wage-work-is-growing-fastest/

thanks

>creates Linus
Linux Torvalds created it you fucking idiot

Waitrose in the UK have had these for a decade, they used to run some weird shit but they replaced them a few years ago with what looks like Android 4.0.

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say what you want about his non tech help videos, but when it does come down to it he knows his way around technology, i mean he even made his own OS for christs sake

Linus didnt make MacOS that was Lisa Jobs. Linus made Linux.

bait or tard

they refund the dollar you fucking monkey

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Why the screenshot?
Did they blacklist this pasta or something?

That's not the point stupid.

It's a slow and cumbersome "system" that shouldn't be necessary in two thousands and eighteen.

You think the rest of the world requires you to send a dollar back and forth to validate an account?
OF COURSE NOT!
We have payment systems that actually work like you can expect in the modern age.
Even Africa has more advanced payment systems than you lot.


...but I knew you would defend your antiquated, technologically retarded system as you always do USA! USA! USA!

I always thought of kale as something nobody bothered eating. Maybe kale farmers were sick of their produce only being used as decorations in salad bars, so they started advertising it as a superfood.

Anyway, got a name/recipe?

No, it's just to make money.

If 1 million niggers enters the store at 13pm and you just return the dollar at 16pm.

The 13pm dollar is not the same as the 16pm dollar.

You can actualy gain a shitton of money in the stock market with just this transaction.

>I still have the receipt
>Doesn't post a picture of the receipt
Great story, it's a shame this is a text-only board so nobody will ever see it.

>criticizes our payment system
>his country doesn't have a store filled with image recognition cameras to constantly watch while you shop
LOL

If it has cameras tracking everyone at all times, it'd be easy to associate you to the account that you used, and ban you permanently, not to mention notify the authorities.

I love when my girlfriend is on her period because i can just push her stomach and blood shoots out. She's my little ketchup packet.

>pick something up later decide not to take it with me
>leave it somewhere cause I am to lazy to take it with me
>get charged

lmfao like chill nigga

pls illustrate

>I always thought of kale as something nobody bothered eating. Maybe kale farmers were sick of their produce only being used as decorations in salad bars, so they started advertising it as a superfood.

No, we've been eating it for centuries I think.
Traditionally at the start of winter because it tastes best when it's been frozen. (so they would harvest right after the first sub-zero temperatures).
In the Netherlands we call it "boerenkool", which translates to "farmer's cabbage".

Using it decorative is a later invention.
Eating it raw like a salad (as they do now) is disgusting.

We always eat it in a stew:
1kg potatoes, 500g kale, cook for 25-30 minutes.
Add 25g butter and some salt and pepper.

We eat it with baked bacon (in small pieces mixed into the stew), a smoked sausage and some gravy.

I have never met anyone who doesn't think this tastes good.

>it's fucking real

this joke will never be not funny.

Neck yourself.

tits or gtfo