Uh oh, trouble in paradise?

uh oh, trouble in paradise?

How long until she turns up "missing"?

>marrying dindus

how often has she tried to kill him?

how is john mcafee Sup Forums?

>twitter dark mode

How is this thread different from tabloid celebrity gossip?

he is the king of g

he's more Sup Forums than Sup Forums

He married a dindu prostitute. You'd think he'd see problems on the horizon.

There was a rumors about potential movie starring Johnny Depp, anyone heard anything new about this?

Are you implying you'd view it? Heard anything I have not.

Drill the oil, marital turmoil.

>No one's perfect

He's a fun guy.

Is Macafee literally from Trailer Park Boys?

I'm almost totally sure that Depp would fuck it up by using his default Sparrow/Raoul Duke persona, but yes, I'm curious enough to watch when and if its eventually made. There are elements of a great movie in McAfee's life. Delusional, self proclaimed genius that believes he possesses reality bending powers vs ghetto shit life he actually have. That's some potential Cronenberg stuff we're having here.

>give prostitutes the best your body can procude in a literal sense
>somehow that isn't enough and they need money as well

????

>go to a bar to forget that you murdered a man over a dog
>a hooker tries to pick you up, because you look pathetic enough
>the first words you exchange are "you have a big ass" and "$2000 for the whole night"

Love at first sight. I am sure this will last.

I like this guy already

It's going to be great!

>I don't believe their hearts were truly in the shootout
>when I ran out if ammo
This guy is great. How much does he fund the local police to get away with this shit?

Who the fuck cares?

ooga booga where da black woman at ?

It's about technology.

he works with viruses all day, what did you expect

don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again

>its a Sup Forums makes a blatant shitpost episode

Fuck off already