He does not store his passwords in a spreadsheet

>he does not store his passwords in a spreadsheet

Stop advising people to store their passwords on a computer system.

>not using a password manager
fag

What's the point? I prefer use my brain.

>using a password manager
it's like you love bloat

> he does not store his passwords in his head

>he does not use 20-char random strings as passwords
It's like you love getting pwned in a DB breach

Tell me how a fukken office suite is less bloat than a password manager.

>implying businesses don't store your passwords in plaintext anyway

How are these two mutually exclusive?

>he does not carve his passwords on his scrotum
Are you even a man

>I can remember 40 20-char random passwords in my head
OK m8
well good point

You have the office suite anyway.

You have that password manager anyway as well.

No I don't.

>he doesn't just remember one master password and then run a generator on it for every website he uses
laughing_blond_bitches.jpg

>he doesn't use 123 password pattern

>he can't remember 40 20-char random passwords in his head

Now you're just being edgy.

>he doesn't carve his passwords in his rectum and open it up like goatse to read them
fucking pleb

you're either using keepass or you're doing it wrong

>storing your passwords on a computer
retards

>His password isn't 12345678

Hide in plain sight.

Just store them in your clipboard manager on the encrypted tab.

I write my passwords on a print hanging on my wall next to me with Noodler’s Bulletproof Blue Ghost ink and use a blacklight to view them.

Seriously though, what benefit does KeePass have over excel (or something similar) for storing passwords? You can even encrypt the file.

Eight asterisks.
...even if they peek over your shoulder......

I thought keepass was encrypted? What's all that shit in the options about AES and Chacha20 or whatever. And I use a keyfile. Using just a password locked spreadsheet it feels just like one thin layer of defence.

>he doesnt store his passwords in a removable tooth/nail

>he doesn't store his passwords on a sheet of paper manually encoded in AES264 hidden in an anal capsule deep inside his bumhole

Did you work for the CIA in the 1940's?

Like you weren't being baited the whole time

You can encrypt the excel file with 7zip or something like that.

w-whats wrong with storing passwords on spreadsheet?

>storing anything sensitive on Microsoft (tm) programs

Russia reads them and laughs at them

>he doesn't use different passwords for different types of services
>he can't memorise 5 or 6 passwords
please end it user