The Path to Eternal Life

>2018
>still aging
>mfw

sciencemag.org/news/2018/01/naked-mole-rats-defy-biological-law-aging

thanks for making me have an existential crisis op

How can you tell they are aging?

something something telomeres bla bla bla

Risk of death goes up as you age, that's how

>>Magalhaes points out. "I think it’s too early to say naked mole rats are nonaging animals,”
so they could still be aging.

Yeah but they're butt ugly their whole lives anyway so what's the point.

Wait, I'm butt ugly.

...

WE ARE HUMAN!

>his body isn't made up entirely of cancer cells
lol enjoy your death mortal

>born looking like ur 1000 years old
>don't change at all until you die
>wow u no aged a day!

i'd rather look old forever than be young, look old, then become dirt in the ground.

>pic related

Jimmy Carter really has managed to defy the racages of time.

If you could freeze your age at what age would you freeze it?

I want to fuck the rat

Cut them up and count rings or something, I dont fucking know. Not a rat scientist

25 is the age at which the brain finishes growing and you become an adult in all ways, physically speaking. Your beard beard finishes filling out around then, too. I choose 25.

>Your beard beard finishes filling out around then, too

it's completely different for some people

16 years old.
I was so cute back then. I was also horny as hell.
I wish I hadn't been so shy, in retrospect I should have dated all those guys that wanted to date me when I was 16 and as girly as they come.

sllep tight rato

at least put a pants on it

I will use this new technology to artificially extend my life in order to buy myself more time to finish my evil plans and crush my enemies.

hello,rato

4 years old.
I've thought about this a lot.