What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?

What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?

Things I will do:
>sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
>Have her read books for me out loud
>play music for me on musical instruments
>Do our laundry together
>Write computer programs together
>wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them
>collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
>draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters
>remember things for me since she has perfect recall
>Be my bodyguard
>carry heavy things for me
>be my personal fitness trainer
>be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
>Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
>Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
>Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
>Play dress up and choose fashions for her
>Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
>Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps
>Have her carry heavy things for me
>go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on
>do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things
>Tell me funny stories and jokes
>use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again
>jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles
>i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore
>train mma together for fun and sports
>go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests
>secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
>brush our teeths together
>play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
>touch her soft skin and hug her all the time
>Animeeeeeee

btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway

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Also you can get the imouto version but it costs like 100x times as much

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hahhaa the real meh

Makeup and anti dust static field: offline

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This thread has become a form of art.

things I will do with my android gf:
>get her to teach me calculus so I do well in school!
>let her drive me places so I can consecrate on more important things like shitposting on Sup Forums
>fall asleep in her arms every night

When you get your robo waifu can you ask him/her to write a better pasta? This one already smells rancid.

Yes she can probably generate like one million cute activities a second; but the point of this thread is for the readers to think of new and cute things to do which they barely ever do

This shit thread would go in /r9k/ or Sup Forums

nice, more posts like this please

I WILL COMMAND HER TO COMMIT SUICIDE IN PUBLIC PLACE

have her randomly pick a night in the next two months to violently and brutally kill me in my sleep

See if her toes are individually addressable.

>buy cute male robot (they're cheaper)
>dress it up like a girl
>root it and install twink custom rom
>cheap and cost effective robot gf (male)
>pair program in haskell with your qt trap gf (male) sitting on your lap while you touch her no-nos

Have sex with it in front of my tranny so she knows her place.

powerplay
until she leaves you for the cuter trap

Just wanted to say that this is the only regular shitpost thread that I do not mind.
You actually put some effort in making your shitpost.

"tfw i fell for the 16gb ram meme", "what's a computer", and "if internet explorer is so bad" guys need to step up their game.

> learns calculus
> does well in school
> graduates
>
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> no jobs left that require calculus
> all positions filled by secondhand android waifus
> sits around in underwear all day stuffing cheetos into his face and shitposting about andy sixx in Sup Forums

welcome to the future.

his android gf will mine bitcoins and training him to be fit and fashionable, and cook him food like mince pies which is delicious and healthy.

fug her

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>tfw i fell for the 16gb ram meme
Someone is still making those threads? That's dedication.

Sleep with her while my fiancee watches from the corner

>Only chance for gf
>tell android gf commit suicide for shitty meme
>laugh for himself like the loser he is
>commit suicide

if dubs OP gets his android gf

rolling

Source please

If dubs OP gets an android trap instead

rolling

If I had an android bf that looked and acted exactly like Astolfo I would just cuddle in bed with him all day long.

dubs means u get it

>Be my bodyguard
>carry heavy things for me
I can see why you couldn't get a 3DPD.

>oh look how cute is she
>constantly swearing like an idiot
Probably the latest pokky load damaged her brain.

yeah im totally going to carry things for my gf with artificial muscles and servos that can carry 400lbs bako
rly makes u think

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gonna get my android gf to beat you up

>carry heavy things for me
>Have her carry heavy things for me
Is this a skeleton pasta?

(SC55) [Shiawase Manjuu (Shiawase 1500)] SumaPon

>>let her drive me places so I can consecrate on more important things like shitposting on Sup Forums

will you let her decide where to drive too though
more interesting than self driving cars

Oh, hey, it's this post again.

I want a Poppi daughter

Install Gentoo on her

>souless abominations
smash

ruka a shit

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have her lay on top of me.
have her become Mukaida Manatsu.

Even when we actually get to a point where this is actually possible, I bet it will be banned anyway. It would render women completely useless.

it is a robot, you asshole.
It hasn't concience and feelings

I don't know why but I love girls without makeup much more

so, you don't like her, because she has make up

why do I feel sad for this robot ;_;

No, it's perfectly fine
I just think most girls look way cuter without it

>Has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway
Sure


An android is not exaclty a robot, more like an AI in an anthropomorphic mechanical body.

Forgot to mention, there are many theories about the developing of conscientiousness and about the feelings... If any intelligence is able to understand the feelings is probably able to simulate them, basically to feel.

We humans are able to understand others feelings via empathy. Empathy is possible due to mirror neurons...
Maybe an AI is able to feel with a mirror neuron algorithm and a capacity of processing as high as the brain

normie girls can do all of these shit too

Fight giant robots with her and my robo-pupper after becoming a cyborg.

I'm 100% on board with this future desu, the best thing in the world to me is laying in bed cuddling but I can't do it all the time since I also want to be at least mildly successful

holo makeup DLC: online

There should be laws against this

That's not only chance. I'm not a chad, but I'm not a loser either.

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Where is this Hitler from?

chug cavemen while exposing the ruling extra-dimensional goblin clique together.