What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?
Things I will do: >sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C >Have her read books for me out loud >play music for me on musical instruments >Do our laundry together >Write computer programs together >wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them >collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder >draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters >remember things for me since she has perfect recall >Be my bodyguard >carry heavy things for me >be my personal fitness trainer >be my pillow/warmer and love making partner >Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis >Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words >Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry >Play dress up and choose fashions for her >Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together >Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps >Have her carry heavy things for me >go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on >do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things >Tell me funny stories and jokes >use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again >jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles >i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore >train mma together for fun and sports >go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests >secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol >brush our teeths together >play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes >touch her soft skin and hug her all the time >Animeeeeeee
btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway
Also you can get the imouto version but it costs like 100x times as much
Jason Carter
illlllyyyaaaaaa
Eli Sanders
hahhaa the real meh
Hunter Price
Makeup and anti dust static field: offline
Evan Campbell
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Jaxon Jones
This thread has become a form of art.
things I will do with my android gf: >get her to teach me calculus so I do well in school! >let her drive me places so I can consecrate on more important things like shitposting on Sup Forums >fall asleep in her arms every night
Jose Sanchez
When you get your robo waifu can you ask him/her to write a better pasta? This one already smells rancid.
Parker Diaz
Yes she can probably generate like one million cute activities a second; but the point of this thread is for the readers to think of new and cute things to do which they barely ever do
Carter Davis
This shit thread would go in /r9k/ or Sup Forums
Bentley Stewart
nice, more posts like this please
Austin Lopez
I WILL COMMAND HER TO COMMIT SUICIDE IN PUBLIC PLACE
Jonathan Nguyen
have her randomly pick a night in the next two months to violently and brutally kill me in my sleep
Connor Roberts
See if her toes are individually addressable.
Michael Thomas
>buy cute male robot (they're cheaper) >dress it up like a girl >root it and install twink custom rom >cheap and cost effective robot gf (male) >pair program in haskell with your qt trap gf (male) sitting on your lap while you touch her no-nos
Levi Cooper
Have sex with it in front of my tranny so she knows her place.
Nicholas Young
powerplay until she leaves you for the cuter trap
Luke Roberts
Just wanted to say that this is the only regular shitpost thread that I do not mind. You actually put some effort in making your shitpost.
"tfw i fell for the 16gb ram meme", "what's a computer", and "if internet explorer is so bad" guys need to step up their game.
Jaxson Sanders
> learns calculus > does well in school > graduates > > > no jobs left that require calculus > all positions filled by secondhand android waifus > sits around in underwear all day stuffing cheetos into his face and shitposting about andy sixx in Sup Forums
welcome to the future.
Christopher Butler
his android gf will mine bitcoins and training him to be fit and fashionable, and cook him food like mince pies which is delicious and healthy.
>tfw i fell for the 16gb ram meme Someone is still making those threads? That's dedication.
Xavier Long
Sleep with her while my fiancee watches from the corner
Ayden Jackson
>Only chance for gf >tell android gf commit suicide for shitty meme >laugh for himself like the loser he is >commit suicide
Isaac Wood
if dubs OP gets his android gf
Lincoln Lee
rolling
Nolan Martin
Source please
Elijah White
If dubs OP gets an android trap instead
Julian Kelly
rolling
Wyatt Collins
If I had an android bf that looked and acted exactly like Astolfo I would just cuddle in bed with him all day long.
Ethan Allen
dubs means u get it
Owen Ward
>Be my bodyguard >carry heavy things for me I can see why you couldn't get a 3DPD.
James Taylor
>oh look how cute is she >constantly swearing like an idiot Probably the latest pokky load damaged her brain.
Brayden Williams
yeah im totally going to carry things for my gf with artificial muscles and servos that can carry 400lbs bako rly makes u think
Jose Morales
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Tyler Richardson
gonna get my android gf to beat you up
Josiah Cruz
>carry heavy things for me >Have her carry heavy things for me Is this a skeleton pasta?
Jaxon Myers
(SC55) [Shiawase Manjuu (Shiawase 1500)] SumaPon
Caleb Perry
>>let her drive me places so I can consecrate on more important things like shitposting on Sup Forums
will you let her decide where to drive too though more interesting than self driving cars
David Barnes
Oh, hey, it's this post again.
Noah Richardson
I want a Poppi daughter
Jace Barnes
Install Gentoo on her
Hudson Gutierrez
>souless abominations smash
Jace Ross
ruka a shit
Juan Moore
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Connor Morris
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Adam Roberts
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Austin King
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Carson Garcia
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Wyatt Lopez
have her lay on top of me. have her become Mukaida Manatsu.
Liam Thomas
Even when we actually get to a point where this is actually possible, I bet it will be banned anyway. It would render women completely useless.
Camden Cook
it is a robot, you asshole. It hasn't concience and feelings
Brody Myers
I don't know why but I love girls without makeup much more
Samuel Harris
so, you don't like her, because she has make up
Andrew Reed
why do I feel sad for this robot ;_;
Jacob Ortiz
No, it's perfectly fine I just think most girls look way cuter without it
Xavier Morales
>Has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway Sure
An android is not exaclty a robot, more like an AI in an anthropomorphic mechanical body.
Adam Morales
Forgot to mention, there are many theories about the developing of conscientiousness and about the feelings... If any intelligence is able to understand the feelings is probably able to simulate them, basically to feel.
We humans are able to understand others feelings via empathy. Empathy is possible due to mirror neurons... Maybe an AI is able to feel with a mirror neuron algorithm and a capacity of processing as high as the brain
Colton Edwards
normie girls can do all of these shit too
Oliver Gutierrez
Fight giant robots with her and my robo-pupper after becoming a cyborg.
Jeremiah Russell
I'm 100% on board with this future desu, the best thing in the world to me is laying in bed cuddling but I can't do it all the time since I also want to be at least mildly successful
Hunter Ortiz
holo makeup DLC: online
Parker Morris
There should be laws against this
Jeremiah Diaz
That's not only chance. I'm not a chad, but I'm not a loser either.
Colton Perez
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Levi Rodriguez
Where is this Hitler from?
Michael Hall
chug cavemen while exposing the ruling extra-dimensional goblin clique together.