Your ideal phone

> iphone 5s body
>s amoled display like iphone x
> headphone jack
> rear touchid
> wireless charging
> 3000 mh, 4 gb ram, apple a13 bionic
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At least I get security updates pajeet

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updates

It's the same for android

Oneplus 5T with even slimmer bezels, under glass FP sensor and better camera.

Why is my Nexus 7 2013 still running like a dream then?

speakers that face the user

xiaomi mi note 2 but with 21:9 curved 6.5" screen and ability to have two sim cards and microSD card simultaneously, oh and snapdragon 845

Also , sdcard slot, wireless charging, sapphire glass, IP certification.

Samsung Galaxy s8+ with no Bixby button

And no touchwiz.

galaxy s7 is already my perfect phone

>rear Touch ID
>wireless charging
I'd rather have fast charging, usb-c and side Touch ID

why would you have rear touchid if you're using 5s body which has a home button in front?

he wants OLED on front, so I guess, he does not want any notches

comes in multiple sizes
edgeless display
thicc
good battery life
feather light
no front facing camera
e ink display on back
2x USB C ports
ayy em dee integrated gfx with HBM3
headphone jack
very high quality DAC/Amp
AMOLED display on front, CCR dimming, not pwm 120 Hz low latency good viewing angles, etc.
IR blaster
dual sim, dual microSD
waterproof
doesn't shatter/is generally unbreakable
user serviceable with socketed processors
no front facing camera but super awesome rear camera XD
completely libre hardware and software
tons of coms
pressure sensitive and well equiped to make use of digitizer
BIG storage and RAM

>fagID

> Tfw your disposable income as an Android dev is so high, you end up buying the iPhone X because it's a better phone

Nice larp attempt Rajeet.

X isn't even better than 8, let alone any Android phone.

No but seriously, I really don't like Android anymore. I like it as a developer platform, but not as a phone operating system. Material design is just so shit.

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not a botnet
no bezel or front buttons
has a headphone jack
not massive. can type with my thumb easily and fits in my pocket
somewhat thin
cameras that can focus without using the flash
cameras, mic and sim can easily be turned off at hardware level
micro sd can be removed without taking the back of the phone off
good battery and a 1080p display

>still runs shitbackwards ios no thanks

>Nexus 5 or OnePlus one body styling, but aluminium or ceramic, not plastic
>1080p AMOLED display
>whatever latest gen Snapdragon processor
>4000mah battery
>Double tap to wake, draw shapes in screen to trigger shortcuts while screen is off like OnePlus can do
>Stock Android OS, no extra apps or anything
>supports ok Google with screen off
bezel-less design but 1:2 aspect ratio and no notch, top has more space to allow for camera, light and proximity sensor and earpiece
>I can't believe I need to mention this, but 3.5mm jack (fuck you Apple)

portrait qwerty like the new blackberries
1920 x 2560 screen, can be ips or amoled really
USB C on bottom
headphone jack on top
honestly can be somewhat thigg most of this thinshit has no reason being that thin
no meme camera bump
5000 mAh battery at least, if we're talking dreams
abaility to unlock bootloader or at least root stock (fucking blackberry)
snapdragon 835 probably, although recent midrange mobile chips are fine (probably could bring battery size down)
physical home/recents/back (also fucking blackberry again)
front facing speaker(s)
removable battery
microSD slot with the latest speedmeme technologies
water resistance of any sort is nice, but would probably make the keyboard ass and that's a bigger priority

>iPhone 5/SE body
>Google Pixel 2 XL style display/bezel combination
>headphone jack
>usb-c charging
>TouchID under display
>Apple Bionic chip
>3000 mh battery

Why is my note 4 running awesome?

As long as it doesn't use ios it would be great. CPU is also shit since it would be a pain in the ass to get lineage os on it.

Anything that feels nice in the hand, isn't too fucking big like a lot of phones these days, runs basic things well, and has a good battery life
I don't need all this snapdragon shit and retarded gimmicks, just give me some good fucking battery life

>less than $100
>can open 20 tabs in firefox at once with no lag
>can play 720p anime
>android
>outright with aldi mobile sim

Snapdragon 625
5.5 inch 1080p
Headphone jack with a great dac
6000 mAh battery
Pixel 2 camera
Rear finger print
S pen stylus
Front firing speakers
Usb-C
MicroSD
Physical lit up back / recent and home buttons

Librem 5 philosophy and features
OnePlus 5T body and hardware, with kill switches
mSD, wireless charging, dual speakers facing the user, sapphire glass, no front camera, USB C on top and bottom (one replaces a 3.5mm jack)

Additionally, Xperia Play with 8GB RAM, 128GB storage, current best snapdragon, and dual-boot ability. Would be a nice handheld+mobile.

It literally isn't.

>iPhone 7 body
>iPhone X specs
>Pixel 2 camera
>Linux-based, fully open source OS that looks and works exactly like iOS, but has a functioning terminal

>Completely unlocked and rootable android
>5.2" 720p screen with good brightness and colour
>removable 4000maH battery
>USB type C and fast charging
>3GB RAM, SD 6xx
>Sturdy plastic build like nexus 5, with a boxy design like xperia
>physical menu keys, mute/vibrate/sound button, fingerprint scanner,
>All for 200$
Nice camera and speakers would be a nice bonus

JailBreak this, make the encryption actually usable by nixing the admin backdoor. The phone that screams "I am important" to anyone that sees you with one

I'd that why Apple copied it almost identically but with filthy 90s gradients and frosted glass everywhere?

Yea that would be neato,
What I would really like to see is some new mobile processor that blows the (A)pple's series out of the water. Android manufacturers have suffered far to long because Quallcom's incompetence with their Snapdragon series.

People just think you're poor now.

I have an LG V20 and I still get security updates, pic related.

They'll think you're poor and behind the times. I'd use this if at ran iOS tho

Sorry lurk fag but whats that?
touch wiz is shit lmao i personally use nova

Shit i mean "lurk fag here" i didnt mean to call you one

The 2013 refers to the year Google abandoned the Nexus 7

>Literally just this

>No front camera
Why the fuck

Nova is just a launcher.

Waste of space. You can hook up an external camera, hence 2 USB ports.

Yet he gets security updates every week that don’t slow him down.

Meanwhile at Apple, abandoned phones get absolutely nothing, and are always left on an iOS version that massively slows them down.

>abandoned phones get absolutely nothing, and are always left on an iOS version that massively slows them down.
And this has happened on every abandoned Apple phone you've ever owned?
All none of them?

>Nice 6.44'' 1080p 16:9 display
>decent camera
>Sd card slot
>Audio Jack
>Removable battery
>Linux/Android dualboot
>docking station with additional usbs and hdmi out
>attachable keyboard with trackpoint (similar to the one on the GPD Pocket)
>System updates for the next 8years or so
R8

What security faggot? Apple cloud gets hacked all the time

>Sony Ercission kind of body
>Comes with updated Wacom Note stylus
>Headphone Jack included, but has high drivers that allow for best playback and amp powered cans
>Waterproofed as high as currently possible, yet still manages to offer a removable battery
>The fastest quick charging available, wired or wireless, with the highest capacity battery that will not explode or catch fire
>Dual Sim and Micro SD slots
>Works on any carrier on the face of the Earth
>Built in speakers are the most high tech stereo speakers on the market, while still slimmed down to the highest degree
>Built in MIC is produced by an actual microphone company.
>Ram is the highest speed available, starting out with AT LEAST 10 gb of ram (user replaceable and upgrade-able)
>Has access to all OS currently offered on the mobile market, even capable of VM setups
>Comes out of the box with an open source OS

Apple is gay

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>5,5" 16:9 1080p AMOLED with minimal top bezels, front clicky FP scanner and capacitive function keys
>Stock android kept to date
>SD630 or whatever is the most efficient but still powerful enough
>4gb of RAM and 64gb and sdcard or at least 128/256gb if only internal, NVMe
>Slider that can be programmated for do not disturb/flashlight/whatever else
>3,5mm jack and USB type C
>NFC, compass, gyroscope and every sensor
>Metal build that's easy to take apart and repair
>At least 5000mAh battery and less than 9mm thick
>strong as fuck unshatterable yet unscratchable build
>waterproof
>Software defined radio with an external antenna

Nexus 5 with current-gen specs, better battery and slideout keyboard.

It's called a Note 8.

>sd card slot
No. I don't want slow storage. Come up with a new faster standard or use that new one that isn't used yet, that at least has decent read/write speeds and expandability for the future.

So eMMC

Why the fuck do you homosexuals want amoled anything?

>I don't want slow storage
Storage speed doesn't matter. Even eMMC speeds are enough to load any file/app in milliseconds, and the it's cached in RAM. Besides, if you don't want it, just don't use it - the port should be there. Or even two, like in Razer phone - who wouldn't want 1TB of storage for all your Asian cartoons? Only a retard, that's who.

This with BB10.

bixby is an "assistant" type of app that you can talk to and shit. obviously nobody uses it but it still has a seperate button on the side of the phone that activates it. the button is also in an awkward place so you are constantly pressing it by accident.
it was incredibly annoying before they finally added the option to turn it off months after release.

>slow storage is fine as long as we have 64GB of RAM
okay then