"hey user, lemme text you on whatsapp!"

>"hey user, lemme text you on whatsapp!"
>please send me an email instead, I don't have whatsapp
>"email is too complicated, just install whatsapp, it's really easy to use! why don't you want to use it, is there something wrong with you lol"

install gentoo

>tfw forced to use whatsapp because I live in germany and I know nobody that uses anything else

install sendmail

Americans will tell you that only third world countries use this app

facebook messenger

>imagine some nerds tried to make telegram popular for a while lol

What's the current hype in burgerland ?

I think our obese friends are enslaved by the facebook messenger.

>only third world counties use this app
No, sweaty, we use it here in Mexico

Was Mexico part of the cold war?

>just install a jabber client, they're really easy to use!
wow problem solved
get better friends if they wont use jabber/sms

I'm surprised you don't have both.

I made that comment and I'm Mexican

We are a third world country in the eyes of many

In what world is Mexico not a third world country?

this app is shit just like spotify
in the eyes of all

If it isn't an encrypted email I ain't gonna read shit, filthy pleb.

Even America is third world this days, you are like 7th world still.

Instagram/SMS

iMessage.

>tfw live in Germany too and everybody I talk to uses telegram
You just have shit taste in people

You are a first world country

(if all of you retards would just look up the definition you would not be writing this shit).

But yeah, most people think you're not a developed country, which is partially true. I mean come on it would be an insult to culture and society world wide if we would say Mexico would be comparable to European nations (the white us is basically a extern European nation and the non white part of the us isn't something we would call "developed" on it's own).

Real world, after brainlets like you open a book and learn the term "third world country".

>tfw went to Germany with a bunch of americans and forced to use whatsapp because nobody used anything else

>shit that never happened to an aspie soyboy looking motherfucker like OP ever

Is that right?
Please enlighten us all and tell us what makes a first world country.
I'm pretty sure depending on what you put in the balance you can say it is about economic power, influence on the rest of the world, and the most important the quality of life and security in the country.
Mexico is shit in all of them, specially the last one.

Mexico is not a first world country....you've obviously never been there outside of Cancun and DF

Lass mich raten: Du bist Jungfrau und kennst entweder kein(e) Mädel/Frau oder sie ist fett und oder hässlich. (Fett impliziert hässlich btw.). Anmerkung: Sex mit fetten und/oder hässlichen Partnern ist wie Sex mit ner Nutte und zählt nicht. Kann jeder wenn er bereit ist die Kosten zu tragen.

isn't whatsapp for chinks and poorfag android users?

So this is Sup Forums now? A bunch of brainlets?

Geez faggots, get some education:

Wikipedia, Third world country: "The term "Third World" arose during the Cold War to define countries that remained non-aligned with either NATO or the Communist Bloc."

Wikipedia, First world country: " The concept of First World originated during the Cold War and included countries that were generally aligned with NATO and opposed to the Soviet Union during the Cold War."

So yes, by the original definition Mexico is a first world country. You are referring to "developing country".

It just happened to be that way that most third world countries are shitholes and most first world countries are successful.

It's like the word" racism" (or rascist). People just use that word without even knowing what it ultimately means, which causes a lot of false uses which aren't noticed by others because most people do not now the definition.

I'm actually a slim dude. I have a girlfriend. iMessage is great.

I'm going to get a Macbook Pro soon. Don't get me wrong--I don't like Apple, but fitting in with normalfags is more important to me than tinkering around with cell phones. I used to have an S8+, but returned it for an iPhone 8 Plus. I should've waited for the X.

Oh shit dude, you know a normie like you has to leave Sup Forums? The moment you adapt you're no longer welcome here. Now be gone filthy sex having devil. Also i said your girl is fat not you. Learn german, Flüchtling. Also get out of: this thread, this site, my country and my continent. Thank you. Suicide would be accepted as well.

>fitting in with normalfags is more important to me than tinkering around with cell phones
>fitting in with normalfags is more important
>fitting in with normalfags
>important
Out.

>iMessage
>implying heterosexuality

Ach, med.

Ok serious question (that statement alone on this site will catch me hell I'm sure) but what the fuck is the point of an alternative messaging app?

If I want to send a text I open the message app that came with the phone and send a text...in absolutely no way is this difficult or convoluted. Fuck I've been texting bitches for a decade quite fine...what the fuck is the point exactly?

What in the name of shit would anyone even need extra texting apps for? Explain this idiocy please.

being this insecure lmao

My family forced me on it and then forced me into the extended family group chat which has over 100 members. If this is what Facebook is like I'm glad I never made one.

what kind of an imbecile can't send an email?

Don't worry about it you'll be dead soon enough old man.

Better functionality, better security, less data. Do you want the shitty router your ISP gave you or a decent router? That's why you would use a third party app.

having a whatsapp chatgroup with all your mates and everybody posting disturbing&sick shit all the time can get overwhelming at times.

So it's the exact same shit then and it's pointless...good to know the world is dumber than I realized.

>less data
>SMS's take data now
?

>fitting in with normalfags is more important to me than...
the moment that's more important than even choosing a brand of cereal or eating cereal at all, you are lost.
I don't give a shit about what you were arguing but oh boy you are so fundamentally fucked if you believe for a second that "fitting" is important.

kik
snapchat

They're basically the pornhub of chat

>Better functionality
>exact same shit
I guess you can't read.

>Implying I have a smartphone

>I uninstalled WhatsApp cause my phone is slow as fuck and has really limited memory, plus the battery barely holds any charge.

There, I solved your problem.

>Claims 'better'
>Fails to explain what a vague 'better' entails.

You're a bright one.

I live in Germany and don't use whatsapp.

>tell them to use Signal.

Jokes on you, I communicate exclusively through IRC private messaging.

Get off your high horse, half your country is owned by narco guerrillas and your population is determined to flee across the border to pick fruits in America. Your country is a shithole, and that's coming from a Brazilian, so you know I'm the authority here on shitholes.

yah it is... if i had iphone i'd use fucking imessages, but fuck it.

>"developing country".
"developed," actually. the US is developed. Mexico is developing.

This entire thread and absolutely nobody can explain the purpose of this app.

>the purpose of this app
To sell its users' data, presumably.

At least we got better unlimited internet

Do you stupid negros actually think Mexico is some subhuman shithole like Somalia or Congo?

Must be shitty Amerimutt propaganda, I guess

at least he gets laid

>das fühl when I live in germanistan and fags keep asking to add me on whatsapp and I stopped using it the day the zuckerjew bought that shit
Feels absolutely fantastic, why in the ever loving FUCK would i want to be connected to all these random fags wanting to add me. Cant imagine the suffering being digitally connected 24/7 to/all these random fags from work and whatnot.

If it wasn't...you bastards wouldn't flee it.

>flee
You mean the uneducated wetbacks too retarded to go to school and get a job.

> telegram is popular with islamists
> germany

really makes you think

>if it's not a third world country then it must be a first world country
the absolute state of brainlets on Sup Forums

>whatsapp
not going to give away my phone number

then why even have a phone?

People aren't fleeing the US are they?
Your country is an utter hellhole.

i'm not giving it away to every company and person on this planet

>Is there something wrong with you lol
This is the point where I give them a dirty look and walk away, you aren't my friend you fucking normie

>Mexico is da shithole with drug gangs and warzones!!! beheaded corpses on the streets everywhere!!

What an achievement to be able to groom yourself and fuck sluts. You must be so proud.

(OP)
Enjoy handing out your correspondence in plain text to third party companies and the government.

The elite banks get encryption and you don't. They are trying to BAN APPLIED MATHEMATICS. How long until they make it illegal to posses knowledge of ciphers?

Let it sink in

Don't forget the kidnapping and ransoms. And almost total cartel control of the government.

>Mirror
into the trash it goes

>not communicating by joining private MW2 lobbies and writing messages in bullets

no gf is going to do that

Facebook and Snapchat

The kids here use Instagram, snapchat, and kik.

They could just text, dunno what the fuck anyone here uses that dumb shit. Every carrier has unlimited text here.

Clearly you haven't met the one yet.

But i agree a morse code using ejaculation during coitus would be more appropriate.

There is literally nothing wrong with Whatsapp. Just stop being a fag and just use it.

I'm not downloading some random app and making another account I have to manage, just use sms like a normal person.

Owned by succerberg

>current year
>sms

colbert.jpg

>2011+7

Jesus fucking christ, the contrarianism is real, what kind of retarded mongoloid you have to be to NOT use whatsapp.

If security is your concern then you are deluded, everything is being monitored one way or another, your 6 gorillion encryption steps wont save you.

>making an account
not how it works, retard

also, pretty sure #1 use case for whatsapp is voice messages. #2 would be pictures, #3 voice calls, and #4 old plain text

I'm in the us and I've never heard of WhatsApp. I used to use Skype now I use discord. Haven't sent an SMS in about 4 years when I canceled my cell plan and went WiFi only.
Everyone I know has a discord.

SMS is outdated. Individual messages have character limits, and they're slightly slower than the newer technology. Girls have gotten very comfortable with the novelty of "instant" messaging, being able to send memes and pictures back and forth without having to wait, read receipts and typing indicators and being able to type paragraphs about their feelings and gossip without having to break into multiple messages. Oh and they like to be able to see what you're up to and stuff on snapchat, instagram, facebook, etc before deciding to talk to you. Just so that they're sure you're not a creep before giving you their number. Hopefully you have an iPhone when you do finally get their number.

Better than Detroit

He's an old man who will be dead soon and doesn't want to change. Why are you trying to teach a 50 year old how to play Pokémon Go.

>How about you install Signal ?

I just come to Sup Forums to laugh at people like OP. Paranoid schizos who follow Stallman's bullshit philosophy and think they're safe. Plenty of them here.

I laughed when i read about the making of the "Dune" film. they made it in Mexico because it was cheaper there. the place they chose for their first set was called Dead Dog Dump, and they had to cart away half a dozen truckloads of broken glass and, yes, dead dogs, before they could begin set construction.

google "dead horse bay"

>what is omemo

I like WhatsApp. Video chat UK to India on hols works well. Free except data. It's ok!

i feel unironically sorry for young people who have to deal with all this bullshit

third world countries refer to shitty places these days, not just you know countries outside of the Cold War.

Trolling bullshit

You have to go back, Pajeet.