Why the fuck do Euros use American spelling when the UK is so close

Why the fuck do Euros use American spelling when the UK is so close.

Would you learn French for "Quebec" culture? WTF

They hate our guts

I learnt American english you fucking faggot.

You wot. There is so much fucking britboos

They're constantly cucked by us so they try to live for the small victories

Its called simplified english. You know, with the yanks being simple and all that.

That's not even English you triple nigger

they don't for the most part, there was a thread about it a while back

This


success breeds jealousy.

Well we are communicatin' you fucking bitch ass quadronigger

Don't get me started you fucking googolplexnigger, I will find you and holocaust you.

I learnt Brittish English.
My problem is that those retarded teachers at school used to "correct" me according to how Americans spell words. Nevertheless i kept doing it on purpose. I wouldn't let these fucks turn me in an American speaking idiot.

The teachers that were hired to teach me the language when i was 7 at home , most of them grew up in London. It wasn't really a dillema to decide who was right.

American easier

Euros usually learn proper English in formal settings but pick up Americanisms from pop culture.

Also, yes, I am learning French because of Québec and New Brunswick, nothing to do with France.

because it's the best way

USA
USA
USA

USA
USA
USA

USA
USA
USA

How can bongs even compete?


We have a better, culture, language, cuisine, fucking everything.

>tfw FB and Google spellcheckers think my CORRECT spelling is wrong

Not only is America far more relevant, but actually American English is closer to the original English than current British. The language changed a lot after the colonies were established, but not as much with the settlers. This is a common phenomena, that also applies to cultures as well. For example, many Asian immigrants have more conservative values than those in their home country, because their home country changes while they do less so.

...

>teachers at school used to "correct" me according to how Americans spell words.
As well they should.

The Brits only added those superfluous "u"s all over the place to sound like hoighty toighty faggots.

English is relevant bc of the US of A. If they weren't around we'd use German or French as the lingua franca.

>cuisine
not even close
>culture
is there anything else besides burgers , weapons , handegg and texans ?
>language
you're constatly raping English because you're too shallow to learn something "too deep" or overly "complicated"

If English is so relevant because of the U.S as you all say then why don't we write our dates backwards like them?

thank you nippon

o-okay y-you're still """""""""""""relevant"

in school we can choose to use british or american spelling, as long as we're consistent and stick to one of them

pretty sure I used british spelling in school

more like russian you fuckwit

>"I learnt American english you fucking faggot."
>'Learnt' is commonly used in British English and not American English

>raping English
We literally speak it better than they do.

also ffs
They invented the language! They didnt add "u"s to fuck with you. They were already there.

based flip

>being this uninformed about a country the size of europe
>yuorpoor education

>India, large part of Africa, Malysia and a couple of other colonies
>Usa made English big

>They didnt add "u"s to fuck with you. They were already there.
No, they were not. Read a book you lazy nigger. All those extra us were literally added in the 18th and 19th century because the Brits thought it looked more French and therefore posh.

(You)
I can't believe you burgers..

Im off to watch some football or else ill end up hannging myself with what im reading here.

Yeah heaven forbid you go to work. Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

This is the reason you don't have an economy, greece.

And which one of these would be relevant in Yurop, China, the Francophone world, Latin-America... etc.

English replaced French and German, when the USA became the leader of the "Free World". In the second world the comrades pushed for Russian, in every gommieblock country children were taught Russian.

Before WW2 English linguistic hegemony didn't exist. And still there were two powerful empires, the British and the USA. English won over French, Spanish, Portugal, German or Dutch, countries that also had huge cultural influence areas and colonies, when the USA became a superpower and leading force behind globalization.

Because we speak American, not the irrelevant language that is English.
Sorry to burst you bubble Bongs, but you're pretty unimportant, and noone speaks American because of your influence.

the "u"s aren't superfluous if you knew how to actually pronounce words for absolute fucking cretin.
The "u" denotes an "eur" sound. Take "honour" it is not pronounced "onOR" it is pronounced "oner" (with a soft "o" in both cases obviously)
Similarly with "colour" - it's not Cuh-luh, its culer/culeur.

But as you may of gathered Americans don't have the capacity to speak properly so naturally the u's would be superfluous to u.

;) i still luv ya

It made though. If for some reason USA decided to speak Dutch, your tongue would not only be the lingua franca as we would have this very same thread about how the euros would be using American Dutch instead of yours

But you are canadian