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good morning guys

Hmm

Good morning /cum/!

What are u doing today?

Workout, class, study, eat, fap, sigh, fart, sleep in respective order.

ohio cumpatriots, have some inspiring & fine American art
you better not fap to porn like some pervert or beta primate

I only do porn about once a week at most desu.
Huge waste of time tho, I just edge for 1-2 hrs.

NEED A FUCKING ASIAN GF

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alright lads?

>asian
>not latina

>asians

I am going to use an overused reply to a good solution

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This post has been reserved for Jenna

You will never get an Asian gf if you fetish them

Good morning, everyone ^_^

WHY CANT I ROLL A JOINT
WHY IS IT SO HARD
WHY AM I SO DUMB

What kind of skins are you using? Can't use some flimsy ones like for cigarettes.

Same, senpai.

gF sent ME This WTf

I see people buy cigarrillos and use those papers.

Morning buds.

Working as a runner today for an election company as it is local election time in MA. Getting I think about $300 plus .58 per mile I drive.

Those are for blunts senpai
I don't have that much weed ;-;

This minus the workout

That means she wants to try anal... Clearly.

>not having that much weed

anal is a fetish for the degenerate

>all these degenerates ITT

Business idea: we turn "The Wizard of Oz" into a WWII themed musical

Phoneposting is the most degenerate act of all

I'm not on a phone, pleb
Even if I was, I'd be at work pretty much getting paid to post

Why do iphones post as image.jpg all the time?
I've never owned one so I'm pretty ignorant on this topic, are you not allowed to name your files or something?

>tfw getting paid to post

Sometimes its good to be a wageslave

your gf is a filthy degenerate then.

What's your job?

This is an Asian male

Why are they so cute ?

I got an outcast from work to start browsing /r9k/ and damn you can see a difference in him. He's so depressed I think he might kill himself.

I post 80% of my time at work, I don't know why they won't fire me, my boss complimented me not too long ago saying I was doing a good job
iPads as well unfortunately

I'm straight but I'd unironically fuck the living shit out of him desu

BAD post, she is CUTE and PURE

FUCK Off

I'm a copywriter for a marketing team. Don't worry, there's no point in shilling what we sell so I don't try.
>suggesting someone browse /r9k/
Devilish.jpg

But seriously I know the feeling. Hell, I started writing a lewd story from an /aco/ request while at work.

give me her SC she won't be cute and pure in a couple of hours.

HEY GIRL
YOU MAKE ME WANNA ROLL MAH WINDOWS DOWN
YE-YAH

I just shitpost on here and write stuff in my free time while at work. There's nothing better.

Post your boipussy

There's this really tall chick at work and she wore sandals for the first time today.
Daaamn
Long toes got me like!!!!!

Make a move, hunger gets what hunger wants

You will one day feast your mouth on her cute soft toes

>tfw drank an entire 40 the past day
woah boys i dont know how im going to sober up

I don't even hide it anymore, buds. Everyone sees the site I go on, when my boss walk around I don't even stop what I'm doing anymore.

That isn't a lot though

the Chinese learning grind is real

Gotta get a GOOK

post yours i'll add you
fuck off fag????

Come on lad

I bet ur cute

I have my own office so I don't even have to give a shit. The IT people or whatever probably know, but knowing what I do about them (a good friend used to work in IT for the same company I work at now), they don't give a shit either.

i am only cute for girls

Alright friends need some help here.
Dump ur dankest most spicy meme.

I can be a girl :3

YouTube unmonetized me

I might not be able to pay my rent lads

prob bc you smoke too much weed tbqhwy lad

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Can you do this?
vocaroo.com/i/s1VX97kSxx5T

Can't you tell he has a gf, she always sends him that webm we all fap to

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Ralph is a meme?

Literally #me this morning at the gym.

RIP left quadricep femoris tendon.

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Millhouse is most definitely not one though

Yes, you asked for the spiciest meme right?
is that a YES or no?

I don't have my own office, so I just browse on the phone. The only coworker that knows that I do it openly browses Reddit on the main computer we have when its not busy.

Is there a way to check that on the mobile app? I know a few years ago I could monetize my videos, but most of the stuff I have would be copyrighted anyway.

In fact, I think the only video that still gets views is my playthrough of HotD4's Special level, and that's sitting at 65K views.

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This image is life changing

I'm having a nostalgic fap this morning t b h

ayyyy fap man is back

What's the goal today? 8?

kek
love this video, look at him whining from a cozy holiday apartment how he and his wife might have to get a REAL job if youtube demonitizes his videos
fat sack of shit

youtube.com/watch?v=nCRJvXMixZY

bend to their rules or gtfo desu

I only use my phone if I know what I'm looking for is too lewd. I turn off wifi and use my data.

This morning at least 4. Once I get out of class I'll see how far I can go

How old are you, up until 19 I was able to do that. Today I can maybe do 3 max every 24 hours

lol

It's only japes
I don't do YouTube. I have a real job
A man's job

22
I guess I have a high sex drive or something

Holy Toledo

I'm very sad /cum/ some dudes were beat up by the police in the subway.
I was very close to do something till I saw they took and beat up some random guy that was trying to protect them.

Probably got beat up for a reason

this.
Happens often when turks or similar people do shit at bigger parties. Women are upset and hysterical but if the guy is resisting and acting tough at first he deserved it.

ARGHHH MY ASS

Good meme

Really REALLY wish I had a bidet or a garden hose

nahh nothing like that.
>middle aged man starts laying his weight on a young dude.
>dude complains and tells him to move
>the man whispers "pinche puto" (he kinda looked like a faggot)
>the dude starts menacing him, flips him off and tells him his not a faggot.
>at the next station the old man talks to a police officer.
>the police oficcer arrives and tells him to get out of the train
>dude says he has classes and a is very late for him
>everybody in the wagon tells the officer that it was the old man's fault
>they refuse to listen and start to grab the dude
>4 other random students impose between the officer and the dude
>the officer asks for reinforcements
>6 other officers arrive and climb in to the wagon
>we arrive to the next station
>the young dude gives up and gets escorted
>the other 4 students are climbed down while screaming for help
>they start to beat one of them once they are down the train

These dude looked young af, oldest one may be 18. Kinda fucked.

I NEED ICE

>Group in biochem is 2 asians who keep to themselves and 4 normalfags who talk about their normalshit DUDE PARTY DUDE BLACKOUT DRUNK LMAO hobbies

What is biochem like? My gf is majoring in it and I have no clue what it entails , is there a lot of females in the field?

Fuck, that's awful dude
Try to fit in with the normie group, it's the only way to make it. Unless you're okay with doing the work

ONE CANDLE

so it's all the fault of those other guys acting up and trying to interfere with police work

see nothing wrong here

Memorization and applied organic chemistry. Its about 50/50 for gender
Thankfully its just in class for practice problems but it take 1 minute to solve and then I spend 9 minutes listening to "woah I got so drunk lol hey stacy Im gonna come over tomorrow also lets go to the Hockey team birthday party"

What kind of jobs do people do with it?

Labwork, research, pharma jobs mostly.

Do you enjoy it? Is it fairly challenging?

Kuzuretaaaaaaa kanjou no hate ni nani wo miru? Nani ga aru? Mada shiranai!
Hakanaiiiiiii subete no mirai wa tada muon ni me no mae ni hirogari tsuzuketaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!