ITT ridiculously horrible github users/repos. What's the worst things you've seen on github?
ITT ridiculously horrible github users/repos. What's the worst things you've seen on github?
James Parker
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Ayden Morales
My own repos ;_;
Jaxson Perez
/thread
Jordan Watson
fpbp
Oliver James
this guys repos
Easton Rivera
>OP obviously fishing for Pajeet and/or transgenderactivism
Henry Lee
this
Charles Lopez
Ethan Reed
This user's repos
Ayden Anderson
well, OP is fegg
Hudson James
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Gabriel Johnson
Politics (the left)
Mason Ramirez
...
Robert Martinez
mfw
Anthony Jones
...
Levi Martin
I feel you
William Thompson
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Adam Cox
i saw some girl that works at google's github page and it's nothing but comits correcting small spelling errors and a few hello world type projects.
Robert Hernandez
i know this feel
Luke Bennett
I know this feel all too well.
Leo Lee
the trash(((woman))) of IT
Jonathan Kelly
literally me
Isaiah Flores
i saw this weird blog post-esque article about nvidia CUDA and tensorflow. the authors names were listed at the bottom and i see a qtpie girl there. INTEREDASTING. click on her profile and it leads to github.
>14 repos
wow interesting.... click through them. they're all motherfucking repos for BLOG POSTS. literally these people were maintaining their blog posts on Github and she didnt even write for more than the introductory page. i clicked onto the next page and her name is gone from the authors--she only authored this high-level introductory paragraph for these articles about nvidia CUDA and the rest of the pages were written by males.
just when i thought stereotypes might be broken that day.
Blake Sanchez
Most Tensorflow people work on that level though, they have no idea about how CUDA works.
Matthew Hall
Fuck ;_;
Justin Thompson
Mine. All I have are a bunch of small projects and assignments I've worked on in university.
Leo Ward
DELET
Samuel Rogers
God damnit.
Ayden Morgan
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Joseph Howard
This elephant is my face when some snowflake got my github account banned because I kept rejecting her pull requests to change all the docs to gender neutral pronouns.
Carter Gomez
Pics or it didn't happen
Sebastian Walker
most likely based on the meme picture where someone changed all the variable names in some big project to be gender neutral. can't remember the exact project but it was a big one, maybe github itself.
Jeremiah Hall
Connor Jenkins
>stereotypes might be broken
wait for 100,000 years at best, maybe some genetic change
Jonathan Smith
anything PHP
Owen Smith
>The meaning is not altered at all and most communists I know, myself included, use gender neutral language when using this quote.
Eli Watson
>would rather change history than feel uncomfortable
Caleb Cooper
Fuck
Wyatt Morales
>non-contributors can create pull requests
I don't think that's possible desu senpai
Charles Price
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Jack Walker
not github related but, I just found out in my project's codebase the whole ? true : false; thing
I thought it was just a meme Sup Forums
Connor Mitchell
This is how that is handled: github.com
Jaxson Hernandez
and of course is a fucking dead project, literal virus
Ryder Long
>systemd
not even once
Christopher Fisher
bool isConditionTrue(bool condition) throws LogicException
{
if ((condition == true) == true) return true;
else if ((condition == true) == false) return false;
else throw new LogicException("Condition is neither true nor false!")
}
What do I win?
Benjamin Butler
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Hunter Fisher
I don't think "dead" is entirely fair. It serves its primary purpose every single day, which is satirizing big Enterprises. It's true that we don't update it very frequently, but that doesn't seem to severely lessen its popularity. Its slow pace is parts laziness and parts intention. I personally read every single issue and merge request and respond to quite a few.
Gabriel Nguyen
are you one of the project organizers?
Jordan Richardson
github.com/xatier/girlfriend_require
Jacob Perry
Yes.
Adrian Wilson
Amateur
if ((condition == true) == true)
return true;
else if ((condition == true) == false)
return false;
else if ((condition == false) == true)
return !true;
else if ((condition == false) == false)
return !false;
else
throw new LogicError("Condition is neither true or false, nor is it not true or not false");
Easton Walker
Also; having written or been present for the majority of the writing of the project, I'm moderately certain there's no malware in there. I've been so brave as to run it recently. It was as cumbersome as I had hoped.
Christopher Taylor
My company GitHub
>Just push everything to master it's fine
Kayden Stewart
This project just continues to deliver.
Ayden Lee
Criminally underrated
Asher Jones
Eli Torres
Goddamn I want to murder whoever invented emoji by roasting them inside a brazen bull
Jonathan Murphy
mostly cringe but loled out loud at this
> Big tits (Optional)
>emoji
>millennial
>macbook demo
>npm isntall
this has everything. wait no, it's doesn't have a "made with
Jordan Murphy
So those bullshit issues really are a thing? I should really get into free software developement, seems like a good place to start a fight
Hunter Clark
saw this with man as well
wish I could have a six digit salary correcting typos - sign
Liam Cooper
If I can read one book or blog series or anything about CUDA in order to understand it and to write some program with it:
Which one would it be?
I just wrote a small __global__ addition kernel from a blogpost, and it was kind of ok experience.
Luke Jackson
Say what
Kayden Baker
>Sometimes speak in Klingon
Troll
David Moore
>github.com/xatier/girlfriend_require
>>Weight: Chubby
There you go. Which girl finds a boy attractive, that cannot control neither the eat nor the body?
Gabriel Parker
I know a woman exactly like this. Her commits are "Fix typo", "made letters uppercase for consistency", etc. Everything else are forks, and some simple "hello-world", "git-tutorial" lol
Daniel Johnson
I do this too. But gf already acquired.
Levi Adams
I guess that the effect of stumbling upon stupid shit like gh is resume. People start to just add bs like - nobody will check it anyway and I can walk around and github.
Fuck those leechers.
Joseph Davis
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Josiah Perez
Wish there was a QuitProgrammingException which a programmer cannot recover from or only after a long pause.
Wyatt Phillips
I prefer this, as I see teams doing mostly merges all day. Like let's merge feat1v2-test3 feat2-Test-1 and see if it works.
Kevin Rogers
The guy is sane.
Joshua Walker
I do this and am man. Point her out to me.
Bentley Butler
...
Ayden Johnson
Nolan Wright
I'm surprised he wasn't crucified on sjwhub for that
Lincoln Myers
...
Gavin Flores
Low quality textual bait.
Andrew Morris
disgust
Adam Peterson
...
Dylan Rodriguez
Words matter. But people on both sides take it to war. It matters that I do not call you an idiot, just because you are starting out - and I have to accept that. And You have to promise me that you do not get mad, if I point out the flaws in your untrained thinking. Deal.
Nahahahahaha. He did it again.
Seriously, this shit is more about people having huge fears on the one hand and coding, being an ultra-nerd sport for kinds noone liked - is now the go-to playtime for people, who are attracted by money, bitches and quick fame.
I helped with a programming workshop for women and was totally down with the girl organizing it as she is like let keep gender out of the tech discussion. There are sane people.
Nicholas Walker
When I do some open source work, I always check female names, 19 times over 20 it's a troon. The only time it's a real from birth woman, they ugly as hell.
Brandon Ward
Read some interview with some sjw who was employed by gh, shit was so entitled - I could not read it to the end.
People got to come down and chill.
Adrian Wood
People don't get it, just how mind-numbing programming can be. Learning your fifth JS framework because the bullshit startup you now work for has to drop random tech names in every investor meeting. This is the most dull life and exhausting. Hope more people see through this bullshit and leave programming alone.
Xavier Clark
The irony in their actions during that whole debacle still gets me.
>a meritocracy isn't inclusive, it excludes women and poc in this field
Are they implying that women and poc are inherently without merit? Umm racist and sexist much?
Owen Edwards
is that brad fitz as in the livejournal brad fitz?
Caleb Bell
Evan Anderson
yup
Colton Jenkins
He is a sensible guy, it's all the Chinese posters on the Golang issue tracker that don't follow rules that are crazy.
Bentley Wood
Github uses canvas fingerprints, one of the worst botnets techniques ever.
Levi Rogers
>What's the worst things you've seen on github?
CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md
Andrew Moore
The name is not actually bad. One have to have rules.
Brody Bell
It's called CONTRIBUTING.md
Luke Bennett
just search for python made code and you will find horrible code made by amateurs.
Connor Nguyen
ex? [too lazy to search myself]
Cameron Adams
firefox
Ayden Peterson
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Caleb Roberts
Silence, you mere mortal
public static boolean istrue(boolean var){
return (!!((!!(((((var||var)&&(var||var))&&((var?var:var)
&&(var&&var)))||!!(((var&&var)?(var&&var):(var?var:var)))))?
!!(((((var?var:var)&&!!(var))||!!((var||var)))||(((var||var)
||(var&&var))&&!!((var?var:var))))):(!!(!!(((var||var)&&(var
&&var))))&&(!!(!!(!!(var)))||(!!((var&&var))||((var&&var)?
(var&&var):(var?var:var)))))))&&((!!(!!((((var?var:var)||
!!(var))&&((var?var:var)||!!(var)))))||(((!!((var&&var))||
((var||var)?!!(var):(var&&var)))?!!(((var&&var)||(var||var)))
:!!(!!(!!(var))))||((((var?var:var)||!!(var))&&((var&&var)?!!
(var):(var&&var)))?((!!(var)||!!(var))?!!((var||var)):!!((var
||var))):(((var&&var)||!!(var))||((var&&var)?!!(var):!!(var))))))
&&(((!!(((var||var)?(var?var:var):(var?var:var)))&&!!(((var&&var)
?!!(var):(var?var:var))))?((((var&&var)&&!!(var))?(!!(var)?(var||var)
:!!(var)):!!(!!(var)))&&((!!(var)||(var?var:var))||(!!(var)||!!(var))))
:((!!((var||var))?!!((var?var:var)):(!!(var)&&(var||var)))&&(!!((var?var
:var))||!!((var||var)))))&&(!!(!!(((var?var:var)||!!(var))))&&(!!(((var&&var)
||(var?var:var)))||!!((!!(var)&&(var||var))))))));
}
Thomas White
Hey dude I like your coding style maybe we could collaborate?
Isaac Gutierrez
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Sebastian Brown