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fuck off chad

*paralyses myself*

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fuck off chad

remember when one of my friends in secondary school said his dad had banned him from eating anything with E-numbers in it

bet the spacker voted brexit for similarly idiotic reasons too

very good edition

>Chuckled at how you runts lack the remotest sort of ambition or talent, and will never succeed to become a London lawyer, politician, doctor or banker, instead being happy with your provincial middle-management position because at least it's a step above cleaning toilets. And of course, at least you're white.

/MENA/

most "bankers" I know work runty admin level jobs tbqh

t. Sanjay

how to spot a working class person:

>holding an alcoholic drink in a photo that is meant to be meaningful and tasteful

He scraped his back and that was all, apparently.

tfw something might be developing but she lives 5000 fucking miles away

balls went inside me then

Think my job advisor fancies me lads

Unironically just joined the green party after reading a few of their policies

Some green party immigration policy:

MG203 Richer regions and communities do not have the right to use migration controls to protect their privileges from others in the long term.

MG205 Migration policies should not discriminate directly on grounds of race, colour, religion, political belief, disability, sex or sexual orientation. Preference should not be given to those with resources or desirable skills.

MG300 We will work to achieve greater equity between the UK and non-Western countries. In step with this, we will progressively reduce UK immigration controls.

MG401 We will allow the partners, prospective partners, immediate families and prospective families of British residents to join them without excessive delays or unreasonable requirements for proof of relationship. This will be independent of the financial status of the resident and will not be dependent on her/him providing accommodation (We recognise that this must be implemented in association with a housing policy).

MG414 Transport providers must not be penalised for bringing people without the required visas, etc. to the UK.

MG420 We will resist all attempts to introduce a 'barrier round Europe' shutting out non-Europeans or giving them more restricted rights of movement within Europe than European Nationals

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i actually do avoid all e numbers/additives

Whitby mentioned

What? In this economy?

REALLY NOT A FAN OF THIS ONE

Kek. Why would you do that if you don't even know how to do a basic nose dive?

this 2bh. met her at a party last week. She seems really into me lol.

>MG300 We will work to achieve greater equity between the UK and non-Western countries. In step with this, we will progressively reduce UK immigration controls.
I've always advocated this.

Stop immigration at the source by letting poor countries become rich.

touche

Last time I went there, there was a load of poofters walking about. Maybe it was a gay pride thing.

I knew he didn't fuck himself up too badly considering he was able to swim and regain some sort of footing. Fucking idiot though, could've killed himself or end up a vegetable.

Ah yes, he didn't clear it so it's much better to do it head first

Tilburg
Yes

unquenchable thirst for slags

thread claimed for grimes

The richer they are, the more western culture they experience, the more drive and ability they have to try to come here

If only.

excellent lad

Fucking hell lads, it turned out to be a kidney infection. Could be serious.

He was wearing flip flops and just awkwardly hopped off instead of actually jumping and gaining some distance away from the fucking rock wall.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
thank FUCK you'll never win anything

derbyshire
YES

get well soon lad

>I can see Canary Wharf on my way to my entry level sales job
>Therefore I am responsible for all the wealth the few thousand people who work there create
>I-I-It doesn't m-m-matter that the bankers and important people all commute from o-o-outside London
Ah yes, Londoners

We will when you old racist twats die off

>All the girls that fancy me are between the heights of 5' and 5'4"
>I'm 6'6"
Looks like I shan't be getting a gf any time soon boys.

>The richer they are, the more western culture they experience, the more drive and ability they have to try to come here
lol

All immigration is economic immigration. Nobody moves leaves their home country to experience Western culture. How many immigrants do poor Western countries get? They wall want to go to rich countries. That's literally it.

The introduction of grammar schools isn't informed by evidence based policy.

It doesn't even have to be helping them be rich. Just removing civil strife and lack of basic needs is enough. The only people risking their lives to migrate/be smuggled in have nothing to lose. The rest are legitimate workers with something valuable to contribute.

Only exception is wives and children, and the husband has to earn 20k+ pa (aka enough to support dependents) to bring them.

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could heem about 89% of /brit/posters and that's not a brag it's a fact

the gf midway through her race transition

short girls are kanker cute

No argument detected ukip thicko

don't think racism ever truly dies mate

why else would there be so many 20-somethings on Sup Forums who are turbororkes despite living in the 2000s and not the 1970s?

Education is a clusterfucking mess. Can't believe I work in it.

speak england will ye

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Middle classes will revolt against grammar schools when they realise it means too many of their kids can't get in.

Wouldn't it be better if the government just admitted they got it wrong

short girls are slags

Dutch are kankermongools

I feel education is still in a relatively privileged compared to health and housing.

Whitby mentioned

yeah but luckily those turbovirgins will never have any influence on society

dont really understand the issue with grammar schools. They're free to get into based on an aptitude test, and isn't it better to divide up kids based on their ability? If you put some kid in a class that's moving way too fast for him and he can't understand then what are you gaining?

tall girls are freaks of nature

yes

not necisiareyrly ly

yes

Only a few hundred total people who post on brit 2bh, not many decades ago the majority of the country was definitely racist but not these days

Not what I was saying. Films and TV are like one big advert, they make the world's poor think they can actually get a house and a wife here. That's what the "refugees" were expecting, when they didn't get it, things got nasty

You're utterly delusional if you think people emigrate to experience culture.

Why are people from Western countries like Poland/Bulgaria/Romania emigrating to the UK? According to your logic, they wouldn't emigrate.

Try actually asking an immigrant why they chose to leave their homeland instead of pulling shit out of your arse.

hate how I sabotage my own efforts to improve and am always stuck in the same place each and every day without progressing forward in life

>not these days
London detected.

wouldn't be so sure mate. a lot of us, including me, keep our power levels hidden and have high aspirations in this world

>tfw find tall girls attractive
>tfw 5'10 manlet
bit of a dilemma lads

t. March for Europe
also find it funny that being against uncontrolled migration is seen as racist

Neither will the turbovirgins on the left

>Western countries
>Poland/Bulgaria/Romania
?

that what teaching sets at a comp are supposed to achieve. The top set is meant to be the equivalent of a grammar school.

Fuck off racist twat go suck off your edl bnp mates lmao loser

Majority of the country isn't bothered aout race anymore, most anti immigration people hate poles just as much as pakis (they had on nationality, not skin colour)

I'm the same as you la

ed isn't it past your bedtime?

tall slender model types scare me 2bh

we get it, you're alt-rightists

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>5'10
>manlet

Fuck off /fit/ you autist

t. paki

You need to take her back, lads.
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>alt-right
FOY

We're gonna make it brehs

lads what would someone born in 1890 be?

great great granddad?

People ITT could learn from Mussolini

Probably whiter than you, just not a close minded bigot

manlet detected

The simple fact is kids develop at different rates, and age 11 is arbitrary for selecting wheat from chaff. Those who don't go to grammar schools but are capable and smart, or develop larer, are tossed aside. So are those who simply test badly or have troubles at home (or what have you) at that period.

For all the smart kids from shite areas who thrive, there are opposite cases.

here that is definitely manlet tier desu

I threw up

then what difference does it make whether the top set is in a different school building? Also I think there should be different policies- for instance in a grammar it's fair enough to make it compulsory to learn one MFL, but in a comprehensive there should be the option of doing a trade-based subject instead. It's easier to do this if it's two seperate schools that get different funding for different stuff.

>they make the world's poor think they can actually get a house
So it's economic?

They're not leaving to become poorer? But to become richer and buy a house, earn a higher income, raise a family etc.?
Yes those countries are Christian and have Western culture. What don't you understand?

>calling me alt-right because I said immigration is motivated by economics
I can't actually believe there are people who think immigration isn't motivated by economic reasons.

The ignorance is astounding.

>also find it funny that being against uncontrolled migration is seen as racist

Love how you're downplaying the racism on Sup Forums to suit your narrative. There are people on these boards that unironically despise people outside their race

girls the same height as you are the best
t.manlet

Literally me in Whitby