Have an internet "friend" from Peru

>have an internet "friend" from Peru
>he's 34 years old, I'm the only friend he's got
>messages me everyday
>I don't really like him, but I respond just because it makes him happy
>thanks me for being an amazing friend
>if I ever said that I didn't like him he would probably kill himself
shit, Sup Forums

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that's just cruel

Maybe you can help him find friends?

where u met that "friend"

probably here

life will reward you with good karma friend

>have an internet friend from Norway
>we play video games together
>he even invites me to ""Norway""
>ends up he's just a 45 year old Peruan who's fishing for boys

Put Him out of his misery

It's not right to string him along like that

grow a pair

on steam

The only internet friend I had playing vidya was Chilean.

EL ESTIM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

>Have a singaporean friend
>Is a seclusive gay hikki
>only spams my name or asks me 3 word question about pokemon
>His consistency in behaviour makes me appreciate him in some way but the relation becomes evermore ridiculous.

Don't be too sure about that mate

DER PERUANISCHEN

"""""""amigos""""""" en el stim kjasjkaskjasjksakjaskasjjk

obligado a ordeñar vacas

jajaajajajajaajajaja

hahahahaahahaha
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hilo latino

>pretend I'm a grill on Steam
>ask my sister to record something on Vocaroo sometimes
>orbiters buy games for me

did this too but i only got tf2 hats

tell me more

would you elaborate on your lineage, friends?

>>orbiters buy games for me
it really works?

Introduce him to some of your friends, or help him find friends

Yes. You just need to act cute and a bit stupid. Also,
> >ask my sister to record something on Vocaroo sometimes

I made a Swedish friend who's in a wheelchair.

Really nice guy though too bad my schedule interferes from the gaming fun we had.

>have a frien-
never mind

I'll be your friend

>having internet """""friends"""""

>having friends

Send a message out to your friends saying something like:


"Dear friends and family, times have been the absolute worst for me right now. __________________ happened, I'm in poverty, my internet is being cut off, I don't know when I will eat or if I will even have a roof over my head."


Then never use your account again. Change the email, change the password and never look back.

>I have friends

>have an internet "friend" ffom uzbekistan
>he's a big guy
>has to wear some kind of special breathing mask
>if he takes it off it would be extremely painful
>turns out he just wants to crash my plane, with no survivors

If you're good enough at it, you can imitate a girlmode voice with some training. I know
>reddit
but:
reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/

Fucking reddit

I had a German friend like that on Steam, he was a Bavarian who moved from the countryside to Munich and had no friends. I just went offline for a year and finally removed him because he was still bothering me. 3 years later I check his Steam page and he moved to Romania. I hope he's doing well.

why the fuck did the dumbass move to romania LOL

Probably for work? He was studying computer science at his university but he was failing hard because he spent all day playing games. I cut contacts off when he said he wanted to visit me during the summer and started asking my address and phone number.

lol

m-mariya?

I giggled about this like a little girl for like a minute before stopping myself and realizing how idiotic it is that I was doing that

Man that isn't fucking cool, you shouldn't play with his feelings.
I had an internet friend from Fiji that I spoke to everyday for 2 months. I honestly thought we were good friends. My only friend.
Then one day he asked for money and I thought nothing of sending him about £500 from my savings (he said his home was damaged by a hurricane). Suddenly he just stopped talking to me until a few months later. I received a coconut in the post with the words 'hahahah fucking moron' scratched in. He has removed all traces of himself from my life.

internet friend from finland sometimes just flat out ignores what I say or ask

he is peruvian, why do you even care?

>El peruaNOAMIGOS

i shouldn't have laughed at this

>That one friend on interpals/steam who gets close to you, only for you to find out later they did it because they want help immigrating here

What the fuck

I used a voice morphing software once and it worked incredibly well.

>be grill
>never use being a grill to get free shit
>always wonder what kind of girl would do that or why

So it's YOU guys doing this

next attention whore I meet online I'll be sure to call her a faggot

kek

that's why I don't speak with people in Steam.

tfw no internet friends

same

no friends irl
no friends online

Had a Chinese dude I was practicing Chinese with. Then one day I responded a day late because I went out that day .then he never talked to me again what a fag