/brit/ - It's Great Living London Edition

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Why does Hillary keep coughing?

I played my mixtape on this bus

AMA

How does BLM even exist in the UK? Why do you guys have to copy everything we do?

>the gf

>imaginary """numbers"""

Not gonna lie.

I'm leaving this general and never coming back. You guys are just so toxic and disrespectful. I don't want to be led astray from being a good person.

Enjoy your general.

Was it hot?

>>>/yank/

University students that live in the west are politically retarded and feel the need to be part of something bigger than themselves

Bok Bok was fantastic
too bad I had a panic attack in the middle of it and looked like a retard on the dancefloor

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Almost as hot as you ;)

Good post, I'm often tempted to do the same

How do I stop hating myself lads? Any time I try I don't listen to myself because I think I am a loser and will fail. It's a vicious circle.

doing a listen

>looked like a retard on the dancefloor
just say you invented a new dance move haha

if this man doesn't speak directly into your soul you are either underage, middle class or just a bent cunt

IMPORTANT SIMPSONS QUIZ:

the proper term for a "garage" is a what?

how does skinner explain away the fact his house is on fire?

What's the Simpsons address?

How many wars was Grandpa Simpson in?

What was Homers name on the fake ID he had as a teenager?

How much does Homer weigh normally?

What is Comic Book Guy's real name?

what beers other than Duff has Homer been shown drinking?

what was Homer's helper monkey's name?

who's this semen demon?

>Why do you guys have to copy everything we do?
lefties are ameriboos with rare exceptions

US Presidential Candidate Gary Johnson did not know what Aleppo was.

While criticizing him, the New York Times called Aleppo the de-facto capital of the Islamic State.

Then it "corrected" itself by saying it's the capital of Syria.

Yanks are fucking retarded.

*boing*

Unironically never heard of this i bullshit

t. University of Life

ah yes the move where I stand completely still and keep touching my face

Why do all yanks post in English? Why do you always have to copy us?

He he he, "Australia". You actually believe in Australia? What are you, seventy? Let me guess, people who are criminals go to Australia, where the dingo will forever gnaw them? Australia is basically a myth made up to make people behave. If you're bad, it's Australia for you, a country of burning heat and grotesque prancing beasts, kangaroos, dropbears, crocodile-dundees and whatnot. And the mildest evildoers are dropped to the big seashell in Sydney, the venal ones to Canberra, murderers, cannibals and Queen-scoffers to the red desert, and the three worst are chained under Uluru to the jaws of the Great Beast Bogan. Yeah yeah yeah, I know people have written books about how they visited Australia. Or even claim that they LIVE in Australia. Still doesn't make Australia real.

gf has like 3x the sex drive I do and it's depressing which just makes my sex drive even worse

problem is that she's really hot too so I feel like there's something wrong with me that I'm not constantly up for shagging

maybe I'm gay

might load up ye olde gravity bong

if this is a dance move then that can be one too
*waves cane at young folk*

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You have low testosterone.

Partially true.

Young people these days will never own a home, they will never raise a nuclear family, they will never have job stability or be able to financially support themselves comfortably. Racism isn't what it was, women are equal. They have nothing really to fight against, they have no sense of purpose in life. So they need to create something to stand for and be able to feel like the Civil Rights leaders or first wave feminists

>Wasn't raised in a working class environment
>Nor do I relate to it
>I don't particularly feel like a typical middle class person either

Weird

car hole
aurora borealis
742 evergreen terrace
3
something McGee
?
Jeff Albertson
Fudd
Jojo

>why yes, I do use a dog face filter as a substitute for a personality. look how whacky this filter is!

t. women

Haha this thread is a real laugh! I think I might invite some of my /cum/ friends over for some witty transatlantic banter

Who /lifelong/ grime fan here?

youtube.com/watch?v=qTKSIk7Uqvo

drinking some cheeky water

takes me ages to cum
feels embarrassing tbqh

just hose her with cold water whenever she gets frisky, it's what i do with my dog to save money on getting him desexed

We post in American

shut the fuck up

See you tomorrow.

Dwoi yer oiz m8

>the proper term for a "garage" is a what?
car hold
>how does skinner explain away the fact his house is on fire?
northern lights
>What's the Simpsons address?
742 evergreen terrace
>How many wars was Grandpa Simpson in?
only remember ww2
>What was Homers name on the fake ID he had as a teenager?
dunno
>How much does Homer weigh normally?
dunno
>What is Comic Book Guy's real name?
forgot
>what beers other than Duff has Homer been shown drinking?
only remember red tick beer. düff if that counts lol
>what was Homer's helper monkey's name?
mojo

please don't tell mexico

>tfw have to get DV (top secret clearance) for my job

What do they even find out

interesting dynamic

Scotland
1871?
LSD?
Fusion reaction
Can't create or destroy energy (1st law)
e?
Bir Tawil
Enrico Fermi
Disraeli
-273 point something

>yfw remembering American music will NEVER have anything as authentic and raw as grime

Fuck sake can't be arsed with this 'job' malarky

Get ripped. It's impossible to hate a big, ripped man.

youtube.com/watch?v=EZx5OgKQNrA

step 4 -> 5 is wrong, both are i

Fuck you Frenchie. I'm not making fun of him, he should work out and take supplements.

I had the same problem too a couple of years ago.

The Streets was ahead of it's time

>still have 900 bong in bank and get paid in 2 weeks
>loads of overtime to come
>all bills paid
>only thing I need to spend money on now is food

Doing well, lads. Usually in my overdraft by now.

is that plan b

The Mandem agrees

Car hole
Aurora Borealis
742 Evergreen Terrace
Depends how far into the seasons you go
Brian McGee
240lbs
Jeff something
Does Duff Light count?
Jojo

not wanting to shag like a monkey is a sign of low testosterone? Don't project your shitty problems onto everyone. you're like those mongs from /fit/ with body dismorphia who spend their day saying to people that they have gyno

>>yfw remembering American music will NEVER have anything as authentic and raw as grime

when i was a kid, my mother used to threaten to send me to "the boys who eat poo" and i'd just have to live with them and subsist on poo for the rest of my life, one time she even put me in the car and drove me to "the boys who eat poo" but it turned out to just be a cheeky disguised shopping trip. was bloody harrowing though.

imaginary gf

tupac is overrated

I have 4k

what have you done differently this month then?

mike skinner is the most talented grime artist of all time

Mine left me

What musical does Bart request Bob to sing before he kills him?

Where does (did) Milhouse's Dad work?

What was the name of Krusty's plane?

What country does Bart represent in the model UN?
How much does Bart sell his soul for?

Who was actually buried in the grave Homer thought to be his mothers?

On the Bouvier Family Quilt, what does Marge's patch say?

What was the alternate sign for the "Big Butt Skinner" balloon?

Just so you know, for future reference, you just bob in place and do reload animations from videogames.

>the proper term for a "garage" is a what?
carhole
>how does skinner explain away the fact his house is on fire?
aurora borealis
>What's the Simpsons address?
in most episodes it's 742 evergreen terrace
>How many wars was Grandpa Simpson in?
idk
>What was Homers name on the fake ID he had as a teenager?
something highly ironic I assume
>How much does Homer weigh normally?
something like 250 I think
>What is Comic Book Guy's real name?
Jeff Albertson I think
>what beers other than Duff has Homer been shown drinking?
Fudd? Who cares
>what was Homer's helper monkey's name?
This episode took place after season 8 so it's not important (Mojo)

youtube.com/watch?v=2nXGPZaTKik
cutie alert

>seasons
FOY

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what a groundbreaking opinion

>daddy said he will give me a few hundred dollarydoos to go visit my gf in spain when he gets paid

good feel lads

Fuck /fit/, and fuck you. If he's young that is his issue.

Unless he meant she wants to fuck 3 times a day every day then that's not his problem.

Wow your life is shit bro.
I'd hate to be you.
Nigger.

car hole
northern lights
742 evergreen terrace
ww2
brian mcgee
225lbs
?
fudd
jojo?

hms pinafore

cracker factory

im on a rolla gay?

libya

$5

walt whitman?

cant remember

buttzilla

It's actually 'car holD'
blew your minds didn't i

Have you tried applying for a different citizenship?

Nice. Should be getting around 2600 this month after tax.

Just not spending my money on stupid shit. I'm a really bad impulsive buyer but I'm getting it under control. Actually went shopping today and saw a few things I wanted but didn't buy them and now that I'm home I'm glad that I didn't because I didn't really want them.

ye

HMS Pinafore
Cracker factory
I'm On-A-Rolla Gay
Canada
$50
?
?
Buttzilla

Car Hole
aurora borealis
742 evergreen terrace
2
Brian McGee
239lb
Jeff Albertson
Fudd, Red Tic
Mojo

ex-gf just text me saying I was the biggest she'd ever had or ever will have and kindly asked me not to respond as she's deleting the coversation, presumably so her new boyfriend doesn't see

quite interesting

watch your tone when you're speaking to me you spastic. sorry if you have tests problem but if someone have a low libido it's not always related to test. now do one you absolute twat

>What musical does Bart request Bob to sing before he kills him?
HMS Pinifore
>Where does (did) Milhouse's Dad work?
The Cracker Factory
>What was the name of Krusty's plane?
Pass
>What country does Bart represent in the model UN?
It's on the tip of my tongue...
>How much does Bart sell his soul for?
$5
>Who was actually buried in the grave Homer thought to be his mothers?
Pass
>On the Bouvier Family Quilt, what does Marge's patch say?
Pass
>What was the alternate sign for the "Big Butt Skinner" balloon?
Buttzilla

i shag my gf 10x a day

Imagine unironically being a gay.
Imagine putting your todger up two hairy arsecheeks into a shit stained arsehole to hear butch grunts coming from your "lover".

Ergh

dirty slag

>2
bullshit, he fought it WW1, WW2 and 'Nam

>What musical does Bart request Bob to sing before he kills him?
pinafore
>Where does (did) Milhouse's Dad work?
cracker factory
>What was the name of Krusty's plane?
some enola gay reference
>What country does Bart represent in the model UN?
libya
>How much does Bart sell his soul for?
$5
>Who was actually buried in the grave Homer thought to be his mothers?
walt whitman
>On the Bouvier Family Quilt, what does Marge's patch say?
dunno
>What was the alternate sign for the "Big Butt Skinner" balloon?
buttzilla

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Literally no such thing