Be me 11

>be me 11
>put ethernet cable back into wall jack at school
>broadcast storm
>network goes down
>unaware it was me until teachers tell us not to do that
>bring down network once every few weeks for the next 4 years
who /devilish/ here?

>be me at 15
>school is mostly running win98
some security flaw in the brand new windows 2000 means that sysadmin is unable to disable the net utilities
>use some girls login at computer lab class (because she was just as loose with her login details as with everything)
>make a batch script that runs net send * "lol terror" and turn of monitor
>schedule it to run on friday after I know the sysadmin has left work
>it runs the entire weekend
>people arrive to work on monday only to have literal thousands of dialogues to click away
>it takes sysadmin literal hours to locate that one machine in the computer lab

I would hide my windows from the teacher until it became a part of my bodily reflexes. I was compulsive with my quick clicking and control of the mouse.

>make batch script to loop open and close cd tray
>go to computer lab at lunch
>start it on all computers
>chuckle to myself

That really spanning tree'd my protocol

Yeah it was never turned on. Wasnt until I did networking at uni that I realised it wasnt just some unstoppable flaw in the system.

>Highschool
>IT class
>Dumb cunt i hate is chatting about me behind my back
>Teacher is walking around talking to students
>All computers can be remotely accessed through teachers machine
>try to reverse it using h4xX0r ski11z
>Success.png
>Search for the cunts name
>Delete his latest assignment
>He fails it because the teacher couldn't find it
>Doesn't even check the log

>success.png
how

Logs of tampered files showed which machine it was accessed from. Dumb cunts had a separate admin acc on each pc individually and always used the same password, something along the lines of "admin123"

>just 4 years ago
>classroom still using dell pentium 4's with windows xp
>crt monitor too
>go to system32 folder, delete whatever i could
>go to bios settings and change/disable whatever i could
>school year goes by, nobody fixed the computers, only one was left working
>feelsgoodman

btw our whole school was still using penitum 4's, especially our computer lab

100 old jungky computers. half didn't work.
my school was very poor good thing i was there for only one school year.

jokes on you
i'm using a pentium 4 right now!

>be at school
>fuck shit up for no reason
>feel good about it

>Be 12
>Play around with paint and word art

>2000/2001
>tenth grade
>go to the computer room
>flick the switch on the back of the psu from 220v to 110v
>Smokes shoots out of the psu
>run like hell

Good times. I really were an asshole.

>be me 17 last year
>sick as fuck
>can't afford to miss class
>use wifi-killer to shut off the wifi of the teacher holding a power-point
>class ends cause well her wifi is ded and nowadays teaching without the aid of a computer is hopeless
>go home and rest my flu stricken bod

Did that once too but it was just the psu
brought it to school put the switch from 220v to 110v jump start it with a staple and put water on it
just a really loud pop really no smoke no fire

My 10th grade English teacher was a fat cunt who had MS and she always yelled my name whenever someone else was talking or doing something wrong. I fucked with her by unplugging her monitor slightly when she wasn't paying attention which would send her into conniptions every time. I also left my zune playing with my headphones real quiet close to her desk so she would constant hear music but no one else could and because she was in a wheelchair she couldn't really search for the source. I had fun back in those days.

Their switches should prevent loops. It’s pretty fucking braindead to not have ones that do

>be about 12 / 13
>XP on all clients, windows 2003 servers, SQL server too
>everything seemingly 'locked down'
>sysadmin didn't remove 'folder' option (new back then) in top bar
>full access to servers
>plaintext credentials in .txt file
>set all student, teacher & anything else address & phone number in sql server to local pizza shop where we'd go for lunch sometimes (big mamas)
>screamed at by head teacher (also ICT 'teacher')
>grounded for 2 months
>2 year ban on all school computers without teacher sitting right beside me.
>2 weeks off for free unsupervised (working parents)
>goodguy legend created.

Well worth it mate, well worth it.

addendum
>months after incident, I still had a copy of the credentials of all staff from txt file on a floppy
>passed to friend to create admin accounts on AD
>sell admin accounts to other students £5 a pop & split money with friend
>Never caught.

>iMacs in computer lab dual boot windows and OS X
>Can get root access by using account 'update' with password 'update'
>Trick ghetto kid into deleting windows from a few computers
> Come in next day, school acts like they're totally useless now

>be me

stopped reading there

you forgot #5
>eat alone in computer lab laughing to self while disk trays continually open and close

some fag in high school installed unreal tournament on the network drive so in our keyboarding/basic programming classes all the hosses such as myself would play after we completed the normie task in like 5 minutes.
>create marquee
>receive 100
>play unreal tournament for 55 minutes
tfw teacher knew but didnt know we were using names like Mr. Teacher_is_a_faggot and laughing our asses off everytime we died and saw the name of the person who killed us

also i was the kid who unlocked miniclips for everyone because i knew the 'secret hack' which was just connecting to the URL with an HTTPS connection instead of HTTP. i dont know if miniclips was even behind a SSL connection back then but it tricked the school firewall.

>Shitty highschool
>Computers class is just learning to type properly
>Lol fuck that, everyone plays games
>school keeps trying to keep us from playing games with shitty firewalls, restrictions, deleting the games on the shared folders etc.
>we start doing our research to bypass this shit
>we end up learning far more about computers working around this shit than we ever would have otherwise

I really fucking miss the daily WC3, EE, AoE2, and MOHAA lan games we played.

Kek
My inner sysadmin chuckled
You have no idea how many companies use this exact thing.
You must be at least 18 years for 18 years to post here

>got the wifi password at high school because IT guy trusted me
>bring my laptop and download through all my classes
>teachers and staff start complaining that the internet is slow and things don't work
>school eventually upgrades and I get even better speeds on my downloads
>still listen to the music I was downloading 10 years later
Must have been a shit tier connection desu

dab

>Take a screenshot of desktop with icons
>set it as wallpaper
>delete actual icons
Teacher says computer is broken and doesn't know what to do.
I fix it like a pro :)

Lel this was me in middle school. We used to play UT2K or AoE in our computers after we were done with the assignment

what's the best ethernet adapter for the Iphone x

I also tried installing Halo on those PCs on the network drive and got bagged haha

Nice. Which phone is this?

Iphone X

I find that hard to believe.

I love role playing threads

>Creates simple VB program that literally shits out corrupt, unopenable .doc files.
>Renamed the corrupt file as [Homework].doc
>Sent it to teachers
>Never needed to do homework
>Shared the program with friends
>Sysadmins called out to "fix" the Teacher's laptops.
>Kept doing this for the rest of my school career.