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Peak of the hurricane season is here crabmens. Are you ready for a big one?

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>touhou
Have you learned nothing?
Must I BEAT some sense into you?

I-It was a trick to bait you over here!

this thread better be up until new year's eve

whats news /crab/

we had a double murder and a triple murder feat. a 9 m.o. today

also ongoing investigation of PNP campaign financing

>No one died
>I bought hair oil
>played Pokemon Go for the first time in a long time

I'm a bit sad /carib/ pls send halp!

I just wanna say that your country has the best name of any country, its so catchy and fun to say

>I'm a bit sad /carib/ pls send halp!

how about a doge

> police seized 7000 marijuana plants
> 7 pregnant women confirmed for having zika

Kewl

This does not give me good feels

>7000 marijuana plants
Those will be sold for monies by the police

Some will be 'misplaced' but the rest will be burnt and the officers will stand around it keeping 'guard'.

>police seized 7000 marijuana plants
Those poor drug dealers, all their hard work going down the drain.

i saw that, frenchie

>zika taking out single moms mid pregnancy
God is real

sauce

Happy 9/9 my crabmens!
How are you guys doing? any news?

I slept at a hospital last night, I feel like I took a beating.

it's also taking out regular moms.

Hope those quads make you a bit happy senpai.

>I slept at a hospital last night,

why?

A cousin of mine is hospitalized, my aunt asked me to stay and keep company since she couldn't, so I did.

It's a Caribbean thing

But that's bad

meh

Pumping because /pirate/

Pls because crib

Pumping 4 crab

Finally weekend lads, what's plans?
28-30 degrees until wednesday here.

What did he mean by this?

Tropico numba wan

Who is the new Dominica? Or is it the American? Or the catholic?

>Walked into a club
>only black guy there
>I'm also tall as fuck with a rugged beard
>Everyone stares at me until some gay rasta lad walks in
>Now 2 black people in the club
>I go home

Just let it die m8

I thought you would have been back by now

just woke up senpai. Have not slept that nicely in a while. I will spend the rest of the day doing nothing.

How are you doing?

its a new one bro.

>tfw I will never get this much attention.

How are you doing?

>I will spend the rest of the day doing nothing.
Yeah mang that's what I did.

Bump 4 /little irrelevant islands/

Is Prisma Illya good?

So I spent the day doing literally nothing (ie staring at the ceiling) wtf.

It's good, but not for anyone.

That's kind of weird,but I can't even remember what I did today

found it on instagram and had to resize it to 3mb cutting the best part out

That looks like a fun place

Yeah, I don't even know man, I was so far in the daydream, I only got back to reality when I got hungry enough to get up.

I went to a pokemon tourney
I lost
every single round

on the bright side, /vp/'s gotten a... how should I put it? bara "situation"

Weird feels man....weird feels all around

Well at least you had fun

Bump because /pirate/

We have 3 Cities in Caribbean so Netherlands is welcome

Pumping for /pirate/

Ya bleaching argument stale out

Pumping in /ded general/

Pls 4 crab

ded

>mfw I stop competitively battling because I got schooled by a girl
I'm no slouch though I win 2/3 online wifi battles I get in I even beat people using full legendary pokemon teams

>implying
Those microbrained babies will just be a greater economic drain.

[muffled automatic fire in the distance]
wew

haha

My sister is a pogemon pro, she has won tournaments twice.

non-bf got me sick
everything hurts
I have a lot of shit for the upcoming weeks

>non-bf got me sick
>everything hurts
Why? Did you get infected with something or is it just you being butthurt?

>non-bf got me sick
>everything hurts
Explain, I'm concerned

>or is it just you being butthurt?
dafuq, bitch?

i'm sick

)))

Will you miss the concert, or did you go already?

Like the Flu sick or Easy E/Freddie Mercury on his last legs sick?

O C T U B R E
C
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U
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I DON'T KNOW

Ahh I see. I;m going to the cloglands in october, can't wait.

Plz for /ded general/

Soon compadre
Nice, a new one. Now all we need is grenada
>How are you doing?
Pretty good, I'm growing a beard and lots of gays try to hit on me but other than that everything is great

Mornin' my carbmens! what's news?


Didn't we had a Grenadian regular?

>Pretty good
neat, where in the UK u at my man? how are the girls there?

>I'm growing a beard and lots of gays try to hit on me
Haha, do you look that good with it? I tried growing mine once but I ended up looking like a bad mashup of comrade castro and comrade minh. Also the only man that hit on me are creepy old people.

Haven't got into any fights or any of them things you get involved into lately?

Is it just one croatian user posting this shit or do all of you have a case of jungle fever?

Btw, I feel it too and an wondering if it's due to croatian ancestors or not

Lol

>neat, where in the UK u at my man? how are the girls there?
In this town called Reading. The girls here and in the areas surrounding it are cool IMO, there are some who are afraid of me, think I'm american and the ones who want to fug me. They're kinda cute but I only go out on the weekend anyway
>Do you look good with it?
From what I've heard, yes. But again, gay guys and cousins don't carry much merit to me
>Haven't got into any fights or any of them things you get involved into lately?
Nah, I got in an argument with a gardener who tried running up on my cousin's girlfriend but other than that nothing good has happened

I hate Flow guys

Grenada comes here off and on.

Only one.

>3 cities
>cities

Why would you even care to discuss Carib life if you're from NL and have no Carib lifestyle experience? What does it interest you other than "having 3 cities in Carib"?

Is Flow the only ISP in St Lucia? Because back home it's actually pretty decent

>Is Flow the only ISP in St Lucia?
yeah ... and it's total shit. Everyone here complains about it.

You and SL say it's not too bad at Vincy, for whatever reason.

I like Flow, I used them while I was in Trinidad and everything was cool

I had a 1mbps connection before they came now I have a 50mbps connection
that only stops during scheduled maintenance. I live near to the factories and they might have SLAs in place that I benefit from.

>I keep forgetting

Cute 2hu dude

I thought we lost you to the north sea

I got lost in yellow pussy

Kek,good for you senpai

You can escape the void

Actually I've fallen into severe depression and want to die

Pussy doesn't make life better

>depression and want to die
/ayeee, still in the void

why are you depressed?

I don't even know, everything just feels meaningless

I know what you mean, everything is just so meh but I can't quite
put my finger on why.

I live on the outerskirts of Castries, a place known to have regular difficulties that are 'unscheduled'

Lime and even KK was having the same problems, so it's been like this a while.

With the new budget they get you'd think they try to improve the service, especially with all the complaints.

why improve if you have a monopoly?

Exactly.

Getting deeper in the rabbit hole of their problems.

They also want you to pay an extra $35 to watch premiere league on 320p.

>on 320p

is that even legal. jc

Lads I'm proud of you all. this is the least shit general and most chill place on Sup Forums, can I be honorary /carib/?

Corporations run Lucia now ;_;

I broke my thumb's nail while driving to non-bf's place, it hurts like fuck and there's so much blood

also, meanwhile in /vp/
I swear to god I had nothing to do with this
there's like 4 threads posting bara in /vp/

Please for cribbycrab

Bump

I'm from South Brazil and I'm already scared.

100 kmp/h here.

Well that sucks

>has good internet
>pays for cable
RRREEEEEEE

You will be fine


In the news
>Trinis caught trying to get weed from SVG to Trinidad
>Ex-police officer charged with robbery and assault
>Man sent to jail over gun in Christmas stocking
>BBQ restaurant has to close because of smoke in the neighborhood
>more LIAT bullshit

>Mfw housing here is sturdy enough to endure any storm.
Flooding and power outages are a different story altogether though

>power outages are a different story
Haven't had one of those in a while

lol how did you even achieve that?

barafags concentrate in certain places I guess. I bet at least one of those is a girl.

good luck. Do you guys get many?

>Trinis caught trying to get weed from SVG to Trinidad
sad
>Ex-police officer charged with robbery and assault
Was he a retired officer or did he got fired for stuff?
>more LIAT bullshit
What now lol

It floods quite a lot where I live, thankfully the people that designed this house built it very elevated from the terrain, so it doesn't flood into my house. But im trapped since you can't go out.

>Was he a retired officer or did he got fired for stuff?
Fired

>What now
Out PM is asking LIAT why even though we keep them afloat they give us
shit service.

they ruined the surprise. what is he to look forward to finding on christmas morning now?

Weed another gun I suppose

>start work tomorrow
>scared
>NL pls halp

I wonder where OG Dominica is

>barafags concentrate in certain places I guess. I bet at least one of those is a girl.
one thread had like 4 girls

>lol how did you even achieve that?
I was quickly trying to park and well I drove the nail home against the steering wheel

>caranddriver.com/features/lightning-lap-2016-results-historical-lap-times-and-more-feature
just leaving this right here

Hey man at least you got a job, where hopefully, you don't have to deal with people regularly
It's pretty good their man, the download speeds on my phone are what I go by. Torrented an entire album in 2 hours

I see.

>Out PM is asking LIAT why even though we keep them afloat they give us
shit service.
That's how private companies to in order to not spend.

>start work tomorrow.
Nice, hopefully you won't feel as depressed as I am and your job won't erode your spirit.

Isn't he in Australia with his kid and waifu?

>one thread had like 4 girls
heh
> was quickly trying to park and well I drove the nail home against the steering wheel
damn.

>implying

having a laugh at people who do, tv literally has nothing interesting.

remember what upload speeds you get/got?

>le discontinued maymay