/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

CHINESE NEW YEARS SOON, HOPEFULLY WE GET SOME GOOD DEALS

>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/bUJ3VGM

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf
>News

>Old News
• user got some new chink pens • user completes his EDC with a portable backpack notebook and pen set it came with a leather elephant gift
• user receives chink crimper, says it's alright for $6 • user finished up replacing the shells on his Nintendo Switch Joycons with chink custom shells • user gets the well memed Rock Zircons • user recommends this chink infrared thermometer • user three months waiting user receives a soaked package • Hamhanded user drops phone, its screen breaks. This is somehow our fault • user gets new cat mug • user posts his top 6 purchases of 2017 • user bought a $160 amp that's a Audio-Technica replica • Anons are getting excited about Xiaomi BIP getting custom watchfaces • AliExpress sellers don't understand what discreet means • user benches chinky flash drives, they work good enough so far

Other urls found in this thread:

aliexpress.com/category/911/magnetic-materials.html?&site=glo&SortType=total_tranpro_desc
youtube.com/watch?v=miC6GvoTHwQ
reddit.com/r/FashionReps/
aliexpress.com/item/One-PCS-YIjian-Double-Face-Household-Knife-Whetstone-With-Fused-Alumina-Cutlery-Grinder-Fine-Grinding/32601131740.html
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>News
• user's cat approved of shark bed • user bought some Caeien Keni underwear • user tapes cheap aliexpress posters to his wall • user bought a chink 750 Ti from Banggood and it turned out to be legit • user bought a chink Chromecast called the AnyCast M4, does not recommend • user says the CPU cooler he got was pretty nice • BrazilAnon finally has a 11.11 order arrive a mini pc • user bought a Iron Man shaped FM transmitter • user creates a survey for his statistics class and asks us to take it

Any news on the new versions of the Xiaomi Yeelight rgb bulb and led strip? I need something that works on 110v.

should i buy these sex enhancing pills from aliexpress?

Just buy some cialis or viagra online instead. Don't buy into chink herbal remedies.

I started working on a electronics project, got crucial stuff 2 weeks ago, still waiting for crystal oscillators. They are not coming, are they...

>he doesnt know
you better start making a lc resonator, or wait till the end of the month

Documentation for the firmware says that the frequency has to be exact. Not that I have any spare inductor anyway.

Chink New Year celebrations are starting right about now user.

Anything that you haven't already ordered, will probably get delayed by about 2-3 weeks. I'd recommend not ordering anything until the end of February just so you don't get frustrated by the long delays.

Ordered back in December. Like I said, I already pretty much got everything except for the oscillators. Probably got lost in the mail. Closest shop selling components is like 30km away, it must be ordered in advance and you have to pay a "fine" for ordering under a certain amount. They are selling oscillators for 50 cents a piece, I got pack of 35 for 1.50€... Well, I ordered them at that price anyway.

Package status?
Like did it leave China at least?

Yup, it did.

Are there any non botnet clients that can access the Discord chat, preferably which can also export the chat to a text file

Just got my knock off Luvmei case. the red 3.5mm audio looks shit but it looks good overall. 50% price compared to a legit one. screen protector sometimes makes it difficult to get responses via the touch screen but cleaning it solves the problem.

non-US bros, do you trust aliexpress to charge you fairly in your local currency? the currency conversion markup seems to come out to 1.25% which is better than my cards which are 2.0%

refunds will be sweet too since you don't lose out on conversion. too bad i didn't figure this out sooner

it its better than your bank use it.

Anyone recommend me a strap for my dad's watch?

Why would you want to export the chat as a text file?

>user's cat approved of shark bed →

Rest in pepperoni, catto.

New xiaomemes arrived, with poo in loo adapter.

At that price point you're going to either buy a used thinkpad battery which will have reduced capacity or a new manufacture third party one that uses recycled laptop batteries which will also have greatly reduced capacity.

Why are people buying loads of neodymium magnet off Aliexpress?

Are these more than novelty items? What use can they be?

just look at this:
aliexpress.com/category/911/magnetic-materials.html?&site=glo&SortType=total_tranpro_desc

What's the bottom left one?

>What use can they be?
youtube.com/watch?v=miC6GvoTHwQ

owo whats tgis

warhammer 40k

a cage for your lil clit

Anyone has the link to the mini plastic penis, I need one ASAP for my friend's birthday, thanks anons

there was an attempt

...

I'm looking for bags/pouches to store external hard drives and such in
Any brands to look at, or will the average Orico do?

Textile/TPU phone case arrived. Lokos and feels great.

retard

What can I expect from a refurbished Nexus 6p bought off of aliexpress?

To put them inside speed cubes of course! Thats probably not it though.

I just got 2 of these in the mail. not bad for 4 bucks each

Hey /csg/, if I want to get some fake Calvin Klein underwear, where would be the best place to look?

Trash.
Can't go wrong with linen texture.

rude

In my third world shithole currency, yes, the markup is the same as it should be on official exchange in Alipay, PayPal on the other hand insisted in exchanging the money themselves at a shit rate and I had a fucking hard time finding the option to let the purchases be done on US dollars and let my bank manage the currency exchange.

My phone is gross, is that thing washable?

That was a good deal, they're pretty pricey normally.
Probably, wouldn't put it in the machine, but looks easy to clean.

Anyone know the name of those metal figures made out of nuts and bolts? Saw some on AliExpress but I cannot remember the name of them

rate my chink shit haul

Dhgate probably. It's getting harder to find fakes on Aliexpress, but you could probably still find them there if you try hard enough. If you look on Aliexpress and find some that have the logo changed in the seller's picture, make sure to check the customer feedback to see if it's changed on the actual product. On Dhgate, they don't really hide fakes so it should be easy to find them, but still check the feedback for quality.

same for me, with paypal on ebay i pay in US dollars and it was difficult to change it, but aliexpress is very fair

>AliExpress sellers don't understand what discreet means (Cross-thread)
Æ isst ikkje vi hadde flere tromsoværinga

so I can sanitize the coupon codes of referral links and post them here for all to enjoy.

They are good to slip into 3d printed stuff to make a seamless magnetic lid on containers. Just design cavities in strategic places, pause the print at the right moment, slip them in, and you're golden.

Thanks man, will post if I find something

reddit.com/r/FashionReps/

2016/10

>voxlink cable
>order amount $0.09
>$1.09 X1

Over the past week I got a new keyboard
CK103
Keycaps
3 wifi dongles with injection support to test some drone shit
and more drone shit

anyone have any experience with these ? thoughts?
I'll be ordering mine today'hopping for some feedback.

$1.09 was the original price, I used a $1 off coupon to get it down to $0.09

Is techtablets down? I want to read about new advances in chinkshit tablets REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Reposting from the last thread I just need a couple more responses and I'm good.

Hey I was wondering if you guys could take my survey for my Statistics class.

~Thanks
goo gl/forms/BYF7hYbyKSwGnIaM2

>two question survey
didn't know they teach statistics in preschool

>Xiaomi Mijia Bluetooth Hygrothermograph Temperature Humidity High Sensitive Sensor

yea It's pretty hard for my baby brain

Got my $30 KZ ZS6 from Gearbest. The treble spike makes it sound like icepicks through my ears out of the box, but the ZS6 sounds great after swapping the ear tips with Spiral Dots and stuffing them with foam. It also looks really neat.

Also, anyone who tells you to fill up the driver holes with Blu-Tack should be ignored, as it does nothing.

And for your reading pleasure, here is the included knowledge of headphone science.

Rude.

Why? Is there a good usage for it? Honest question, I live those shit, I want to buy it.

i think it's a thermometer

Not him, but it's botnet enabled so you can see the readings from your smartphone display. I'm personally wary of Chinese botnets so I ordered the non-botnet enabled e-ink version that I think looks dope

I sure dont need cycling socks but after seeing them on an AliExpress flash sale for 3 dollars I bought a pair. user, how do I cure myself of chink buying addiction? I wont use these socks why did I buy them? Maybe I will when I go cycling but wtf cycling socks what is that.

>ordered two Mibands for my sisters on the 27th of Dec
>status still shows as "dispatch from sorting center"

Epacket is such shit, dudes. My fucking fish doll arrived for my friend and I in seven days and yet any electronics I order vanish into hell.

Anyone else know these East Coast US feels?
I'm at ten days left on the order, might as well dispute and get my money back at this rate.

>order a bunch of stuff
>the important stuff is lagging behind the garbage
NO, THIS WASN'T SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN

i have a v29 that i have yet to find the time to attach to a panel (homemade inverter and lvds "cable"). cant tell you much more than that

What happens if you dispute and the items arrive?

I don't think you have an obligation to do anything.

What anime stuff can I buy?

You can sometimes find cheap KO gunpla on aliexpress/dhgate/ebay

Oh come the fuck on
I just want my horrid chinese shit

At least you'll enjoy writing with superior chinkshit once your x750 arrives. Just do yourself a favour and don't try to use chinkshit cheap ink, the ones I tried were trash.
t user with a x750

You have a moral obligation to ensure the seller is paid.

I’m in need of knife sharpeners. Can someone please link?

I appreciate the reply anyway.

aliexpress.com/item/One-PCS-YIjian-Double-Face-Household-Knife-Whetstone-With-Fused-Alumina-Cutlery-Grinder-Fine-Grinding/32601131740.html

Any vaporizer to recommend? I already have the 20usd Herbstick and I want something better. Thanks

>CHINESE NEW YEARS SOON, HOPEFULLY WE GET SOME GOOD DEALS

Why?
As i have heard about Chinese - they actually celebrate their NY despite being greedy shekelchasers. And there are HUGE delivery delays because of that during the Chinese New Year. Why would they give discounts during this period then? To increase the orders, which won't be processed in time? Doesn't make any sense.

The chinks do a lot that don't make sense, like promoting christmas shit a few weeks before Christmas, like you were ever going to get that on time.

When you gonna post the results user? :3

>vlcsnap

There are no referral links on the discord now Julian posts them instead of Comfy.

What website is best for ordering a pipe

I've never had problems with ePacket shipping to the US from AliExpress. Items usually show up within 14 days

Things to note about my Cheap chink headphones. (the Andoer LH-811).
>Certain microSDs don't work so good on it. This 8gb Class 10 UH1 microSD I found in the street has a weird "ticking" effect when files play. (It could be dying) But this 4gb microSD I've had for years (a class 4 no less) works just fine, even though I wrote many more files to it. My 128gb microSD full of music does not work at all. Just horrid static. Probably way too much for it to physically handle.
>FM Radio DOES work. Not too badly actually. My house is a radio deadzone. Suddenly had signal today and could pick up TWO whole radio stations.
Amazing value for £10. I just can't help but say that over and over because I'm so amazed.

If he's not using referral links then what's to stop them being posted in a pastebin here?

Your laziness.

>Sup Forums - why don't you manually copy paste a bunch of autogenerated links every day

Please buy it and tell us how it is

Any working coupons for the Xiaomi note 4 (64gb would be better but 32gb is ok if it's cheap) on Gearbest or Banggood?

I bought a cheap Sandisk 32gb just now for these headphones. If it doesn't work on this, I'll at least use it in my tablet and give my poor MP3 player it's 128gb back.
I have a feeling my 128gb didn't work because like my DSTwo DS flashcart, this device physically can't support anything greater than 32gb. Even though my 128gb card IS fat32 formatted.
Needless to say, I like testing hardware. Especially cheap stuff. To see how far you can push it.

Chinkcheap VR devices when?

Later on tonight, probably around 10pm HST 12am PST

will you screw me with those senpaI? OwO