Would you apply for a CIA job?

Would you apply for a CIA job?

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Yeah

Sure and kill all those cia niggers once im inside

I'm already working for the CIA. I monitor Sup Forums day and night for pirates and pedo rings.

I suppose it could be useful to glow in the dark

Yes, then ask terry for further instructions

But you use the pedoring market cash, as well as the narco market's to finance your black ops, user. How could you possibly be monitoring something you profit from?

Pick me! Pick me!

It's a big job

>telling people you are considering a CIA job
this is how you get blacklisted

Yeah, I'd love it too.

Don’t you have to go through their exams?

who is this semen demon?

that is how you get accepted in the psyop division

I went to the CIA booth at the uni career fair, but they'd probably not let me join, on account of me not being born American.
But, the clear separation between work and life is a good thing to have.
One of the guys told me that a recent president likes to have a lot of pictures in his daily briefing.

In any intelligence position they straight up ask you if you watch porn in the interview stage, as to determine whether you'd be easy to blackmail into a foreign states bidding. Idk if they do the research into your internet history or not, but if they do you degenerate fucks would be ruined

so your the reason i got a dmca letter the other day.

Just say yes. End of story

Do I get to bring friends?

Who the fuck cares if you watch porn? It would only matter if you're embarrassed by it.

yes please [psy devision]

CIA NIGGERS

Can someone tell me the story of terry A Davis? Who was he?

Yes I already knew that user, I asked as a test.

Now, I have it logged here that you frequent pornographic videos featuring traps, sissy hypno, hardcore femdom, pegging, foot worship and loli hentai. Have I missed anything?

I'm afraid that you'll be too easy to manipulate if that info got into the wrong hands user, I'm afraid we can't offer you the job

actually it's more likely they ask you stuff like that to see if you will just straight up lie about it or tell the truth. they already know the truth. everyone with a pulse has watched porn at least once in their lives.

I’m not insecure about my porn habits so how can someone manipulate me? Dumbass

>it's a Mistress T video

Comfy

I think they moreso imply the question of if you have abnormal porn choices

> Apple Watch
>1985

Terry confirmed chrononaut.

only if I get to meet big guys

Yes.

Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area" cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass.

And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And, of course, the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic.

So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin', cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

King Terry the Terrible

i'd spy on all you motherfuckers and post your pics of you masturbating

Why would burgers hate CIA?

I don't wanna work for burgers and Jews.
But now if I want to join my country's CIA hell yeah.

cause they worship that retarded potatonigger jfk

CIA's cool and all in movies and shit but never forget they're the same people who did MKultra and funded terrorists.

Fuck knows what they're doing now.

Why would I work for a group of extremist domestic terrorists?

yes gib citizenship

Nice try
>A dod drone has been dispatched to your coordinates

I fear that they could think I'm lying, if I say them that I watch porn only very rarely, and fail the test this way, although it is true.

Only if I get to decide who gets to stay on my aircraft.

Then you're doing a super fucking shitty job because that mostly happens on /t/.

>I went to the CIA booth at the uni career fair, but they'd probably not let me join, on account of me not being born American.
If anything they'd want you even more.
They need more foreign agents rather than more burgers sitting behind a computer screen coming up with more shitty reports on MSWord about foreign politicians.

>major in arabic and crypto
>300k starting

How does Arabic help? That you can go help the pajeets?

Usually it's just you, your men, a doctor but only one additional passenger.

No dumbass, so that he can pose as one of them to exploit them.

>native arabic speaker
>aspiring cryptographyfag
>tfw can't into six figures
kill me tbqh

>pose as one of them
they hire sandniggers for that

I'm actually being investigated for my TS clearance right now. Get into netsec/cryptology, get a TS sponsor, work for NSA/CIA. If you're a US citizen why would you not want to work for the largest spy orgs in the world?

I started applying. Would've probably been DQd anyways due to drug use. I also stopped because I realized I would have no private life. I can't sit down and smoke with my boys while playing board games, can't be jacked up on amphetamines coding and trading, can't talk to anyone about my work, government constantly monitoring me up my ass, etc

Its too much

No, they pay terrible
I’d consider a contractor though

No, I'm European, I'd work for our national equivalent or for an EU equivalent if we make one.
I heard the Germans are looking for infosec people, I may also try my luck there.

It's easy to know what they are doing.

Whatever they can get away with.

Because they don't care about the freedoms of the people. US intelligence has framed and killed good men who put their lives on the line to fight for change.

Several years ago I applied for Clandestine Service. Might be totally different now; I don't know. I didn't get the job. Went through several interviews though. Had to do some traveling. It was a long, strange recruitment process unlike any other recruitment I've been through. It's a stressful process because you are dealing with this creeper-culture and it honestly made me feel a little paranoid, which got old. In the end, for me, they said I'd be really good as an analyst, but their recruitment is so bureaucratic, they couldn't consider me for an analyst position as I had applied for a field type position. My take away from the whole thing was 1) everything in the DC area is pretty much fake, fake businesses that are actually spook offices, fake jobs, entire office buildings are fake; 2) the American intelligence community has some smart, talented and well-meaning people but at the end of the day they are just as bureaucratic as any other governmental office; and 3) I'm glad I didn't get the job.

No, because either of the following scenarios would occur:
1.) I don't get the job
2.) I get the job, but now know they are a useless agency if they couldn't dig up the disqualifying internet statements of my past

I know people who worked in NCS SAD
You made the right decision

do i get to bring friends?

>NCS SAD
I'm no special operator; my gig would've been case officer type work. This was a long time ago.

no, but dont worry, theres no charge

yes

You are the pedo ring

You can't be native arabic you have to be white

FBI has been looking for Arabic speakers for years, plus they want to increase their diversity if you have yet to consider the agency.
Be warned though that the process has been extremely slow, especially this year with the budget situation.

i would do any job that requires consumption of lsd and then dying. guess i have assburger.

Any why would I work for them?

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I would take any job rn

you have to be mormon. fucking intelligence agencies are a mormon cabal

I red they appreciate Mormons because they traditionally travel abroad and have experience with foreign countries, as well as having a strong sense of group mentality. Is this any true?

They monitor them to make sure everything's okay,not to take them down.

They usually lack any blackmail concerns due to their lifestyles plus their views on authority/hierarchy. However, there have been issues with them going out in the field and blending into certain environments, such as no drinking or smoking.
That being said, the church itself has skeletons in the closet if this thread has a grain of truth to it.
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Ayyy, lmao herd all them nigger cattles together

Only if is drug smuggling positio

Can you get in with a psychological record? I was in a few mental hospitals at one point. Once I figured out the problem, I got better pretty quick. My life is pretty normal and I don't take anything for it for years. No criminal record

Love the movie. Rip robin.

Absolutely, if I was an US citizen.

>(((you)))

Would kill for a cia job

I wouldn't. I'd get a phat pay cut with a salary cap lower than my current comp

What did you figure out?

Why do people say "work at NSA" but "work at the CIA/FBI/DHL ..."?

no, but I'd take one when they ask me

stop being a nigger

I applied to Microsoft which I am guessing has connections to the gubbmint. I decided against it in the end.

>CIA
>pirates
isn't that the FBI's job?

We literally have an entire board dedicated to manipulating, monitoring, and profiting off of the crypto market, and you ask this question?

my relationship with my mother was all screwed up. It came out that she was treating me personally for phimosis and I was circumcised at birth. I thought it was normal at the time. After that, I put together that maybe she wasn't the best person and I stopped talking to her, dissassociated with all my friends and focused on being a healthly person. It was hard to drop all the hate and suicidal idolization, but I have been in a good place for years now.

Treating you for phimosis? That means dick grime, doesn't it? What was she doing to you exactly?

pulling back my foreskil until it bled every week. From age 11 - 13 roughly. Said it was a medical thing.

skil=skin

did it fix it?

You mean they want foreigners more than disabled transgender traitors who spill government secrets. Correct.

The Fuggs :D:D - C.I.A Man
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I already work on encryption software for military