Tfw my secondary phone, customized HTC One M7, died

>tfw my secondary phone, customized HTC One M7, died
Now I'll have to go to the bathroom using my primary phone ;_;

How do you go to the bathroom using a phone?

Okay OP I need to ask you this in an attempt to establish a minimum number of Sudanese posters on Sup Forums:
Do you have any mental problems or severe social anxiety?

Same way normal people go to the bathroom but I guess you don't know that either

kek, I need to constantly shitpost on social media, even when performing the number 2

I was flashing a custom ROM, and the USB/charging port died, mistakenly formatted Internal storage, and voila! a 90USD paperweight

Do you have a special phone or tablet for a quick bathroom fap too ?

Surely people in India use phones in public all the time.

Yes it's me, I have my paranoid schizophrenia downgraded by Moody's to OCD + HFA

Thank god for corroborating studies

Sold my spotless Ipad 2 to get the secondary phone, it was stacked to the top with HD Porn

Okay next question: Do you or have you repeatedly offered bants to various nations on here or do you tend to avoid that sort of thing?

Take into consideration that the number of Indians who DO use the loo is far greater than the populations of both your nations combined.

I'm replying to my own post for the (You) because I thought my comment deserved it.

I loved the Aussies and their bantz back in 2013-14 so much I wanted to earn their appreciation by emulating them

So yes, I love to bantz, but I think the board's matured a bit and doesn't like it anymore

Take into consideration that your chest beating has no teeth and your country still has a caste of people that shit in public en masse while ours do not.

Take into consideration that I could not care less about what the poor do.

But I know that you are not me and that I did not make that post.
So there's a pretty reasonable chance that you were bang-on when you told me last time that you're the only Sudanese poster on here. Okay then, glad we covered that.

Glad to be of service. I am hoping to desert this place for once and for all, I am starting a new pro-bono job in 2 weeks

Taking into consideration that all the Indians on here are spoiled rich kids, that's not the least bit surprising.

As in you're leaving your town/city or you're leaving Sudan? Or do you mean just leaving Sup Forums? Because that's not really an option for you.

No it's 30 minutes from home, 2 buses. I need something to do until the next MRCP Part 3/PACES exam.

A couple vacations in between to sit the US licensing examination as well.

I have no idea what that stuff is, but good for you. I hope it all goes well.

>tfw don't have a smartphone

Feels good desu.

Only thing I'm missing out on is Google Maps when I get lost, other than that I don't need one.

But user, if you don't have a smart phone, how are you going to instantaneously update all your friends and family with every trivial detail of your day? I mean you probably took a shit earlier today; your friends list needs to know this information! Have a heart, fuck ya!

>secondary phone
Are you a drug dealer?