Why don't you have a smartwatch?

Why don't you have a smartwatch?

Because I don't suck cocks for a living

fag

i already own both a smartphone and a watch, there is no point

Because I'm straight, white and conservative.

youre only gay if you get the apple watch

you sound like a good guy

I bought one a month ago. I am seriously regretting doing so now. I have stopped wearing it as of this week.

Ive seen people use those watches and it looked so gay my decission of ever buying one was made for me.
Never buying one

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also this

I actually have the original Moto 360, but I don't really.use it.. It was a gift.

i don't feel like charging my watch every day
plus, any watch that costs over $150 better be jewelry tier, something that looks nice and doesn't resemble a kids toy.

But you don't, most smartwatches that aren't chinktier last for 3+ days

i had one, its a fucking meme. just get a regular watch. until theres some kind of revolutionary battery technology to make them last more at least 4-5 days it is not worth it. especially at a price point of 150-200 dollars with limited software support

You forgot to add male. A lot of fairly traditional women have fitbits.

is that with an always on display?

>watches are literally the only male jewelry allowed
>they went out of fashion

fuck

Because i prefer to completely waste my money other ways

FagPp

Not him, but my first gen LG G Watch lasts two days or more on a single charge with always on display, and that's with three years of battery fatigue. I'd imagine the new shit lasts longer.

i had the OG lg g watch too, it did last a while, i don't know now but it did have the biggest smart watch battery of any smartwatch for a bit. i dont think newer smart watches have gotten better battery life though. theyve added shit like LTE and increased resolutions.

I kind of want a new one anyways. The battery terminals on mine are getting a little corroded, it doesn't always get a good connection to the charger. From what I see, a lot of the new models use wireless inductive charging.

this

My Casio watch last 3+ years faggot

I own a smartphone and it already has a watch in the status bar. There is no point.

>smartwatches

I got the moto 360 in a bundle with my nexus 6. The 360 was fun, I enjoyed being able to check messages and emails without taking my phone out of the pocket. I would also use it as hands free system in my car only with an AUX.

They are nice, but they just make phone functions easier, they don't really add anything. Last year it basically died. And haven't been in a rush to replace it. I had better tech to buy. I did love the super minimalistic look it had with the black leather band. I hate how now they look more like actual watches than a mini phone. I'm just waiting till one my style comes along.

I do, actually. Upgraded to this from the moto 360 2nd generation about a month ago, been nice so far.

My protrek is a smart watch that doesn't die in a day without charging.

You are true man. Modernist crap is for garbage.

I have one, but I used it like 2 days. Was an impulse buy, but realize the is no point now.

>soviet crap
No pls

Drains battery on the phone with a constant connection that irradiates you more with 5ghz. Doesn't actually do anything better than $20 fitness bands that have 20x the battery life.

Get Miband 2. Lasts around 2 weeks.

Like all those faggots I also fell for the meme bur don't actually use the thing.

= me

Its nice having message notifications on the wrist without having to check the phones, but even so, after a month its lost its novelty.
It's just not necessary.

I agree. I never cared about the exercise/heart rate/sleep functions, I just thought it would be compfy to just look at my wrist when I got a notification. But I was wrong.

Didn't help that the smartwatch was ugly as fuck compared to a regular one.

Genuinely surprised that the r/leftypol psyop faggot isn't screaming "MUH Sup Forums" yet.

>not tracking your sleep by wearing a watch to bed

Because I don't want to look like a poor hobo, user.

Smartwatches are for stupid GenXers to show how "up to date" they are. That's all what those crap devices are good for. Fuck'em.

Xiaomi Amazfit Bip here, always on color screen and 45 days battery life. You haven't lived until you have your waifu wallpaper on your wrist with 2 clocks.

kek

>Ah yes i slept well this night

Because that's not halal, unlike my F91-W

Why should or would I?
What does it do that my phone and watch don't do already?

It offers no solutions to non existing problems. The screen is too small to comfortably operate it like a Smartphone. It requires charging like a phone, unlike a watch. It has to be internet connected apparently. It doesn't even look good compared to a real watch.

Like seriously, what is the point? I think even if someone gifted one to me I wouldn't use it at all. It simply serves no purpose whatsoever!

>pocket watch
>soviet
don't forget to wash and iron your Che Guevara shirt for the rally tomorrow, you filthy, overweight beast.

having a waych stressed me out.
>am I late to work?
>no its 3am
>did i oversleep
>no its 3:45
>why is alarm clock not ringing?
>because it's 5:55
>am i late?
>no its always no

So i chose to stop wearing a watch and I feel much better now.

I'm not gay

I owned one, discovered it was a fucking meme and went back to my old faithful Casio watch.

not needed

I think you have a problem unrelated to smart watches.

I do desu >.

Because there are no decent products out there that don't require ~~the cloud~~ to store and display information.

Is it so much to ask for a smartwatch with all the metrics but without the fucking retarded cloud requirement?

I don't even have a smartphone

...

>last for 3+ days

>tfw when plebs think that's an archievement
It's not, not even for a phone.

Here's the smartwatch redpill:
>refurbished 1st gen pebble
>cost me 25euros
>lasts a week on a single charge
>always on display

They stopped making the only good ones because Pebble was bought by shitbit.

kys dumb pedo

Why would I need more then one device to track time and read shit?

It's useless.

Because the feds can't hack my mechanical watch and turn it into a listening device. But if they did I would be so impressed that I probably wouldn't be that mad anyway.

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Even cheap Casio watch have "infinite" battery life these days. I'd buy smart watch when battery life gets to at least 1 month or so.

>Kids don't have tits
>anime isn't real
>pedo website

I don't wear a watch in general.

I do

Pardon?

I already have a watch to tell the time when I want to do it discreetly and my phone already vibrates when I get a notification. There's no reason to own a smart watch, you still have to whip out your phone to actually respond anyway, the only convenience the smartwatch provides is being able to know if a notification is important, but the way that I know that something is urgent is if I get a call instead of a text or email and I'm sure it's the same for most.

You can respond from a watch