/isr/ - תרד ישראלי

It's been too long since I saw one of these, last night I saw some Israelis here so let's try make this thread

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>1948+68
>implying spinach is not the best israeli vegetable

I love you Israeli kikes.

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What do you guys think about orthodox jews?


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parasites that leech on my money and control the government

subhuman filth, cockroaches, parasites, enemies of the secular state and the worst threat to the existence of this country

subversive people, should not be trusted.

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Serious question; what is an Israeli architecture? Do we have something unique specifically to us or are we just copying American in everything?

i'd say we combine elements of american, arab and european architecture.

not that i know anything about architecture but it just sounds likely.

Why? They have the freedom to do as they please. If they believe the Tanach tells them to behave in a certain way they should do so.

Can I move to Israel without being Jewish?

from afar theser look like sand castles.. and you probably pay like half a million usd a piece

id tell you to use color but youre in the desert so white doesnt absorb heat as much

I fucking hate these Commie blocks

If you get a specialist's job here... maybe.

Do you have Jew relatives?

Sup faggots

>They have the freedom to do as they please

that freedom comes with one condition, which is as long as their freedom doesn't impair other people's freedom.
but it does. regularly. in many aspects. daily. they force themselves upon an entire country with a diverse population that don't all allign with their life choices.

so fuck them.

Who /Tel Aviv Supremacist/ here?

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Even yerushalmit maybe? Even though i have seen it in arab houses as well

How exactly do they interfere on your personal life per se?

I know the secular population has a problem with the males because they refuse to join the military. But then again if you want to speak about secular I think not going to war should be a personal choice.

They keep Shabbos entirely isolated, they restrict degeneracy through the media and the internet from entering their households. They have strong family values, they don't engage in any form of degeneracy.

I don't really see what the problem is, if anything they seem pretty based. And besides, why don't you want to be a bit more like them? There's a reason why Jews are successful and it is because there's a righteous way to live life like a man and not like an animal, and it's all in the Bible m8.

ole hadash here, I've just started my military service like a month now and it's in Mihve Alon, wich unit should I join since my hebrew isn't that good?

Thanks
I'm not sure to be honest

Disgusting and dirty city with no class and it is associated with faggots and hippir cafés

no ulpan before army?

why are you guys such special snowflakes?
aren't you guys part of /mena/?

why do you guys fly planes into buildings?

aren't you guys Muslim?

>How exactly do they interfere on your personal life per se?

dietary laws, sabbath, army laws that discriminate againt secular people so their precious feeelings wouldn't be hurt, catastrophically paralizing traffic in most of the country on a sunday becasue inferstructure maintanance on sabbath hurts their feelings and teriggers their ptsd

they can have their sharia lifestyle as long as they don't force it onb others but they do force it on others.

>hurr durr muh traditionalist values
>muh degeneracy

ebin memes

why dont you go into mena and banter like that it would be more fun than being special and making your own generals honestly

not really, just worked a bit in a factory, but I got ulpan all days in mihve. I dont see myself training for kravi, any idea ?

>willingly mixing with mudshits

didn't know that not working, studying ancient texts all day and collecting benefits for 15 children per family was considered 'traditional values' fuck them and fuck the government that makes us pay for their shitty lifestyle

>mihve

MAKAM
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whichever way you go, prepare to get fucked in the ass by the mashakiot makam, fucking whores desu

omfg that french kike
why are you obsessed with israel?
btw check your grammar
"why do you guys fly planes into buildings"
"aren't you guys muslim"
you implied we shouldn't fly planes into buildings cuz we are muslim which is false we all know fly the plane into tower is a muslim holiday

>fly the plane into tower is a muslim holiday

true
it is known as eid el tiyarra

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>mashakiot makam,
they pretty ok yet

Because we have too much mudslimes here as well.

>dietary laws
wait so you eat pork or something? is pork even a thing in Israel btw? And it is not just a meme. The wisdom of the prophets is there to show you certain action lead to bad consequences. Do you even believe in God?

Are you telling me all Orthodox Jews there don't work and they all spend their entire day studying Torah? If that is the case then how did an user say they control the government? Should they not be rich to control the government?

Can a DNA test be used to immigrate to Israel?

You have to convert to the religion, which is not really that complicated if you become reform.

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do you read hebrew?

for me it's been nothing but shitting in my mouth and pissing all over my dreams
i'm from havat hashomer and i've been promised va'adat kraviyim after i get three months in sadir, closing in on a year right now and the mashakit makam wouldn't even tell me what i'm supposed to do to start the process

thinking about giving up and getting a ptor desu

>tfw perfectly healthy and responsible male
>tfw all i did wrong was dropping out of hishschool because of family problems
>never stole, never got in trouble with police, get put in the shitter with the worst youth in the country
>get shit on even further when all i want is to do my bit in kravi

>Are you telling me all Orthodox Jews there don't work and they all spend their entire day studying Torah? If that is the case then how did an user say they control the government?


most of them don't work and they control the government with a strong religious faction that has a strong foothold in the government thanks to their vote, and they use it to parlize the country at their pleasure and disturb everyone else's lives.

if there ever was a demographic threat in the knesset it's not the arabs, it's the pinguins.

Idk maybe it's just grass is always greener but I'd love to see something like that over here. So much is still post modernist and nutty looking.

>Orthodox Jews

Are those the ones the spit on passers-by?

1900s till ~60s: copying german bauhaus shit
~60s-now: copying russian commieblocks

yes among other things they spit on little girls in the street
truely repulasive creatures

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i'm from tel-aviv, but there's no hype here for me since I don't like nightlife anyway

oh boy you fell for the meme SHIEEIEIIEIETTTT BRO ESCAPE THE IDF

there is no escape
he made the mistake and he will pay for it
makam4lyfe

חרא תרד

jesus you're thick

you're not considered an actual Jew in Israel if you become reform, you have to convert to the orthodox religion.

a famous orthodox rabbi was once asked which religion was closest to Judaism, his response was Reform Judaism.

Fuck off cuck
They created Israel

Hard working, Ashkenazi, secular Jews created Israel, they just jumped on the bandwagon.