Tea (hot)

Tea (hot)
>tfw

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looks like a slop of shit

What is a /ck/ thread along with /ck/ shit slop posting doing in my Sup Forums?

>doing in my Sup Forums?
Hello moot, how are you doing, fren?

Not yours. Sup Forums is for everyone

First /biz/, now /ck/. What board am i gonna discover next that eventually makes its way here after 2 weeks of me discovering it

You know, you can't start a good day without a nice cup of tea. Especially when it comes to programming. Boiled and steeped using loose tea leaves, damn. Proper way to start the day indeed.

Just drink coffee

bought some tazo tea that im drinking right now. it's like lemon grass and chamomile or something. it's like fucking hot lemony water

>Tea (hot)
>>earl gray

Sup Forums is basically full of plebbitors. Look at all the Musk shilling today.

Is the computer's default tea program instructed to serve earl grey cold? Why does he need to specify hot?

Seeing as the replicator can make a huge range of things it's unreasonable to set defaults on it. Makes more sense just to spend the extra second saying what you want.

Why doesn't he have to specify temperature like with water?

There is no default, the computer forces you to specify a temperature or it won't complete the order.

Obviously temperature keywords are mapped to certain temperatures, he likes the hot temperature but wants a non-preset for his water.

I drink chicory, its kinda weird, but I may have delayed my family heritage of peptic ulcers and stomach cancer that I was rushing though prodigious coffee consumption.

I'm calling a penalty for excessive lewdness.

Green tea is literally the only good tea and you can't tell me otherwise.

>he doesn't drink moldy cave tea

Picard just set an alias for hot to mean specific temperature he wants.

>boiled
opinion dropped.
Brew tea in 70-80 C. It will change your life

thats called flavored water

>brew
user pls

Try it. Make two cups and compare the taste. Report results back when you realize how wrong you've been

Good shit

>Brew
steep*

Tea is technology, and green tea is the best tea. Two objectively true facts.

No bro it's oolong or bust

Is it a cultural thing? I always saw the verb brew used in this context.

Teafaggots BTFO.
Unless you are British I guess.

Reminder that tea IS indeed Sup Forums-related:
httpstatuses.com/418

You objectively can't say that something in between and having best of both worlds is objectively best.

How am I supposed to measure temperature?

No idea man, I wish someone would come up with some sort of device that you immersed in the water and told you its temperature

Wing it. Boiled water is about 100C, cold water is about 4C, so if you mix them 4:1 you should land in the right temperature

>tea

underrated derailment

I always boil the water and let it cool down to about 85-90

warm / cool tea is the best
scorch fags need not apply

Really feel sorry for you US guys, visited the states and even their "English" teabags taste like dog shit.

The only real way:
>Find a medium mug
>Put in teabag and 2 teaspoons of sugar
>Add boiling water
>Wait 4 minutes
>Add (whole) milk to D2 levels

>sugar and milk
come on now

I just get really triggered when it comes to tea brewing, I had to do it
Let it cool a bit more, the differences will surprise you

Sugar is totally optional.
Milk is not and enforced by law.

On my pack of green tea leaves it says 75 degrees celsius or something, however on the packs of rooibos and black tea it says 100, is that correct?

>mixing milk and water
Brits are disgusting

>2k18
>not drinking Chifir
Go get some goddamn good knowledge:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chifir'

Milk is 90% water you dumb mart sharter.

user you put tea in the water.

>being elitist about some shitty plant water
lmao nigger wtf, just put a fucking bag of some shit in a cup with a couple spoons of sugar and add some boiling water
Tea elitists are the biggest soylords I have ever seen

>not drinking Matcha for that coffeine + L-Theanine mix and extra weeb cred

I bet you put the milk in before the water you degenerate. Also there are no tea elitists here no one likes a bad cup of tea in Britain.

>watering down milk even more
I bet you are one of these faggots who drink skimmed milk

Its more expensive, and tastes worse. Even actual japs are moving away from it.

Coffee is terrible. You feel all sweaty and shitty afterwards. It has no way to smooth out the high of the caffeine, unlike tea, which keeps you feeling please to for hours.

I once drank an entire mega sized can of Redbull for the first time in my life before I spoke to my cousin and I was so high on it that she must have thought I was on the verge of raping her.

Why does this thread make me smile so much? Are all of the /ck/ucks this retarded?

Taking weed decreases your sperm and testosterone levels by 2/3rd. You now know why the left wants it legalised so much.

/ck/ is for two kinds of people. Mothers and bachelors.

Pretty much. The problem is with anything made with the Tea plant, it gets pretty bitter (tannins etc) when brewed in over 80C, and it breaks down some other aromatic compounds. Things like rooibos and and camomile just don't have that problem.
If I feel like splurging on day I'll purchase a kettle with temperature settings, they cost over 100$