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i don't know what is on the right, and i'm not sure if i want to know

5/10, but I've drinking sludge for all of my meals for the past week so who am I to judge.

Sausage on a stick. I hope.

7/10 desu

It's a corndog you philistines.

Also OP that's a 6/10. Get some cheese and ketchup on them eggs.

Amerifat/10

So it is a sausage on a stick. Ok.

No, it's a corndog.

Which is a sausage on a stick, dipped in corn bread batter. OP is pig disgusting, go to a restaurant and get a decent meal

Seems like a lot of effort to make a shitty hot dog sausge in a dough

Hot dogs are not sausages you unamerican homo, they're hot dogs.

How this is a sausage? Looks like a potato on a stick

That's why you pay a meth addled carny to make one for you of course.

it's in batter, and tastes pretty good too, wouldn't have it for breakfast though.

>drinking from a jar

Oh thanks for the info, would like to taste one day.

Is there a word in English for a hot dog sausage?

>drinking from a jar

he's an american, they don't understand the concept of drinking from actual glasses, it's either jars or red plastic cups

No. There are hot dogs, and there are sausages. The former was invented in America and are is therefore more free and superior in every way. This difference necessitates two different nouns.

Poor people or really rich people who romanticize living like an animal drink out of Mason jars.
Do you enjoy your meals garnished with heartburn?

>invented in America
Surely you jest

>Do you enjoy your meals garnished with heartburn?

I don't know yet but I'm curious to taste it.

>doesn't like corndogs
I bet you suck dick.

Here, we have a word for hot dog sausage (parówka), and hot dog is precisely a dish with parówka in a bun, like pic related

it's dipped in batter and deep fat fried, so it's obviously not good for you. i've genuinely never had heartburn from anything in my life Tbh. worth a try though.

I am not. What they eat in Germany are sausages, not hot dogs.

Not food/10

the meat is called a sausage, when it's put with a bun, it's called a hot dog.

Different name, same sausage.

Looks kinda like a Chicago hot dog made by a poor person.

Incorrect. Hot dogs are different from sausages. They don't even taste alike.

Depressing/10 and I have no clue what the right is but I'm 99% sure I wouldn't eat it for breakfast.

>Get some cheese and ketchup on them eggs.
>t.Fatty McNotaste.

That's why you, Englishmen, desperately need a new word for it
In Poland, we are proud of our sausage mastery matched only by the French, and would never call hot dog a sausage

>not sure if trolling or just stupid

If you think hot dogs and sausages taste alike then you've never had a hot dog.

And I thought rice + chicken curry was a bad breakfast.

R8 my breakfast Sup Forums
>4 egg omelette with spinach, onions, broccoli
>homemade ketchup
>2 slices multigrain toast
>oolong tea

Would post picture but I tried to eat my phone at a party a few days ago and my camera is now broken

>only 2, unseasoned eggs
>a fucking corn dog
>whatever that shit in the jar is

2/10

do you also a penis a sausage? this sometimes happens here.

>based 51st state agreeing hot dogs are not sausages
Get rekt

Hot dogs are made with this weird emulsification process. It kind of pushes it away from the sausage world but then I guess knockwurst would be similar.

This is as stupid as saying "if you think apples and fruits taste alike then you've never had a fruit".

pls annex
that's one of the hundreds of ways to call it

Takes it up the ass on evenings/10

>Poor people or really rich people who romanticize living like an animal drink out of Mason jars.
It's more of a hipster meme these days.

So, you wait until lunch to eat cock?

is the other way a hot dog? because it can only be called a hot dog, when it's in the vagina

I drink out of jars because they're convenient. If I drink beer or wine or whatever I use correct glassware. Throwing away empty jars with lids is throwing away money. They also double as a Tupperware replacement!

>What did he mean by this

It's a hot dog or frankfurter no matter how it's served. We also put bratwurst (a sausage) in buns.

sausage = dick
hot dog = dick between titties

>not drinking everything straight out of bottle
that's not very efficient

>What did he mean by this
I think he's comming on to you.

>he

*they
Faggot

If I drink straight out of the bottle, I can't share with my friends.

i wish i had friends to share my alcohol with

>sharing alcohol
for what purpose?

That's completely wrong. A hot dog is still a hot dog even if it isn't in a bun and a sausage is still a sausage even when it is in a bun.

Hot dog is still a kind of sausage ya dingus.

No it isn't you spear chucking savage. It's a hot dog.

>an apple is not a fruit! It's an apple!

sausage

>a hamburger isn't a sandwich it's a hamburger!

My breakfast

Not even close to the same thing. Hot dogs aren't even made the same way as sausages.
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"Sausage" is just a generic word for ground meat inside a skin casing (usually cellulose or intestines). Being emulsified first doesn't change that.

Heck, you don't need even meat, see morcilla and black pudding.

posted in a wrong thread :((

>Throwing away empty jars with lids is throwing away money

actual civilized humans re use it to pack stuff like condiments and sauces, not drink beverages out of them

And most hot dogs aren't encased at all.

Don't comment on thing you know nothing about jungle bunny, Americans know hot dogs.

>And most hot dogs aren't encased at all.
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>Don't comment on thing you know nothing about jungle bunny, Americans know hot dogs.
Are we talking about fried tacos again?

Why can't I do both?
>Israel
>civilized

...

Probably written by some faggot Frenchman who's never seen a hot dog in their life.

You can say the sky is green all you want, doesn't make it true.

>because some hot dogs are encased that means all hot dogs are encased
>t. some beaner that lives in a country that doesn't even eat hot dogs

Don't you have a mart to shart instead of sharting in this Indo-tocharian pot painting forum?

Rate my breakfast (p.s. I'm not Brazilian)

Mexico, enseña mejor sus colonias africanas, sí?

>>because some hot dogs are encased that means all hot dogs are encased
Yeah, sure, they're shaped with magnets and magic.

>>t. some beaner that lives in a country that doesn't even eat hot dogs
I don't eat beans for health reasons. Can I be a chickpeaner instead?

Are you Canadian?

Yep, you got me

I told ya Paulistas would shove pizza down your throat. I'm surprised they didn't whine against the ketchup though.

Yeah you're right about that but I told her to ease up on the olive oil. I'm loving the food here though, delicious

All four of the cited sources are written by Americans published in American works.

Face it fatty, you're wrong, proving again how little Clapistanis know about the food they eat.

>non americans don't even know what a corndog is

Why haven't we nuked the rest of the world yet? Get your shit together

>as a sandwich
great fucking b8

jewpedia proving how unreliable it is as always

>a hotdog isn't a sandwich
It's a sandwich the same way a square is a rectangle; part of the grouping but special enough to generally be defined as its own thing. A hotdog is: a bun, with a selection of condiments, and meat of some sort inside. A bologne sandwich is a bun, a selection of condiments, and meat of some sort inside. To argue that a hotdog or hamburger isn't a sandwich is like saying a square isn't a rectangle.

We had corn dogs in my elementary school cafeteria, I haven't had one in years. This thread has inspired me to pick up a box on the way back from worm.
>tfw dirty bulking

>non americans don't even know what a corndog is
Corn meal, wheat flour, baking powder, milk, egg, seasoning. Mix them well, dip the hot dog sausages inside, deep-fry them, profit.

We have something similar here, "vininha" (small hot dog), but the dough is wheat-based only.

is that some processed omelette?

What's a corndog

Are you even a brit?

>what are sausage sarnies

fair food; i.e. fatty stuff

Its a sausage dipped in corn batter then fried

It looks more like scrambled eggs with cheese.

It's a hot dog wrapped in a corn meal dough. Cheap food.

Can you get normal battered sausage in the US?

I've never tried it, so I don't think so.

>sarnie
>bun
ah yes

I have never seen it in the U.S.

And what they call corn dogs aren't corn dogs at all. Canadian pogos are actual corn dogs, made from corn bread. American corn dog batter is sweetened until it doesn't taste like cornmeal at all.
Might as well just call them sweet bread dogs.

Are you saying you can't have a sarnie with a bun?

What do you call a bun with cheese and pickle in?

yes
cheese and pickle in a bun.

End yourself

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