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korean pop edition

P L A S T I C

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neck and neck lads

korean poop more like

spastic

Well what did they think was going to happen?

Reeeee fuck off nornirn we don't want you. Fucking leeches go back to Ireland

got a job lads

sounds nutty - how do you do it without losing your mind?

My dad can literally turn a 10 minute chat into a 4-hour monologue and if you try to stop it he gets annoyed. Can almost feel my brain leaking out of my ears after an hour.

Worry about him sometimes.

Howling
VERY mean post desu

how

My dad is the same and he thinks everything is a conspiracy. Probably the paranoia and psychosis brought on by s lifetime of ampehtamine abuse :(

Tried to get him to stop so many times but he basically lives off the stuff.

>Doctor thinks I have a parasite that is transmitted via touch
how do I correct him on this, without sounding like a total fucking loser

went to an interview

Saving this for the next time some mick claims that anyone in their right mind would want to be part of their shitty country.

put in a good word for me la' ;-) x

touch his face

is your dad alex jones?

L.O.L.

Underclass detected

Hilarious m8

Yes, my dad is a mental Texan. Obviously

it keeps going on its own it does
you're along you're along for the ride

tbf speed is pretty nice

might hoof some up me snooter now and go on a wikipedia rampage

Doing a poo

Name a food better than a nice ripe avocado, I DARE you.

will do

fantastic

Poleaboo is awake now

Eating porridge

Gonna register at a GP later and then call my solicitor

They can't even use the "Scotland leaving the UK will tear apart the union" excuse

I'd say middle class but that's my mums influence, she split with my dad when I was about 8 and quite rightly too beacause he is not a responsible father

So he just lives with his parents nearing 50 and taking speed every day. It's sad. Surprised he's still alive

listening to outkast for the first time

>tfw my dad has rampant OCD and smokes weed at night to stop it getting really bad

Used to be really embarrassed about it when I was younger desu, feel kind of bad for it

a nice ripe mango

found a nice ripe cock

two nice ripe avacados

ah yes flavourless green mush

the connoisseurs choice

Fair enough.

your dad is desklad?

>took speed a year ago
>spent about 4 hours in a graveyard reading every single detail or every single stone looking for patterns, my name, my friends and families names, dates significant to me etc.

Fcking mental stuff it was genuinely fascinating me for some reason

telling my spirit guide to fuck off

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Have a peculiar relationship with him.

He moved out when I was four and I never spent much time with him as a teenager so our relationship is very civil and we seldom disagree or argue over anything. Just sort of grin and bear it as a consequence.

>My dad can literally turn a 10 minute chat into a 4-hour monologue
Know this feel. He's actually a fairly intelligent and well read individual but every conversation always veers off in the direction of freemasonry/the illuminati/jewish banking dynasties. He once sat me down in front of his laptop and had me read an essay on the origins of the Rothschild family. Years of alcoholism have evidently fried his brain.

just got told to fuck off

Its fresh and complements many foods

That is kinda sad

At least you are not a KHV robot like myself

I am very smart though

yeah it has that effect

very nice for university lectures, makes everything absolutely riveting and you can take it all in

Speed is grim desu, can't deal with the comedowns from it and the amphetamine induced psychosis is horrible

Absolutely love it when delusional nationalists start going off about how we're certain to join them within a decade. In reality the longer we're in the UK the longer people here identify as British, and although they'd like to think otherwise Catholics don't all vote one way.

been checked out for autism? just wondering haha

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Posting as a person related to a previous post is the best meme

Currently howling

I used to have really bad OCD but I took a strip of acid one night and came to in an alley eating coco pops.

Easily the most disgusted I've ever felt but since that my OCD has had less of a grip on me.

i care about your opinion x

all me

>Not posting her topless picture
I got you senpai

>if there was a referendum on the border right now
Obviously they'd join the UK if the referendum was to be taken now you runt
ask them if they'd be in favour of joining us in ~15 years time and every catholic would say yes

I've never taken a big enough dose for any of that desu, never been above 30mg and wouldn't want to.

Although he does sound paranoid, there are more delusional things he could be obsessed about, all those things actually exist to an extent.

I don't know who you are, but you're a dick.

El druggo test in 5 hours and I already feel like I'm going to pass out.

Je veux pisser sur votre visage

Why do you all act like big babied

Question for you benzo lads.

Choking on a vally but I'm going out clubbing with the flatemate tonight. Likely to start drinking at 8/9.

If I were to gub 5mg now would there be enough in my system by this evening to turn me into a slurring mess?

>if I move the goalposts I can score

rate

i know life is a transient and purposeless adventure
so why am i taking it so seriously?

reee, as the gentlemen says

>Like the hand-washing behaviors described above, showering often follows a particular sequence or order. Shower routines frequently develop around the idea of not cross-contaminating body parts. In addition to following a specific sequence, individuals may wash certain body parts multiple times (e.g., genitals). Others will entirely avoid direct contact with certain body parts for fear of contamination (e.g., genitals, feet, anus). After showering the individual may exhibit rituals that involve drying body parts in a particular order. Others will allow their bodies to “drip dry” or “air dry” so that their bath towels don’t “spread contamination.” Some individuals dry their bodies excessively using hair dryers in order to remove residual moisture that they fear may be hospitable to the growth of germs or bacteria.

literally me

Sugar Puffs

Yeah tbf that's only happened when I just keep snorting lines whilst drinking lots too

Guess it was pretty decent at low doses but I don't want to get back into it

i'm 8 stones and captain of my water polo team
VERY into watersports

Why? What is going to magically happen in 15 years? Ireland is doing relatively well economically, why don't they want to join now? And if you're right, what does it say about you/them that the only circumstance which may lead to NI joining is one of an economic disparity?

It's common among ex-stim addicts.

t. Mummy is an ex meth head and she does that all the time.

Why would anyone want your shitty """"country""""? Can someone make a poll of people in the UK in favour of chucking your shitty leech of a cucklet out?

Elastic

yes, benzo takes forever to leave your system

haven't washed in a week, my socks smell like ammonia

depends on your tolerance

first time I took diazepam I had a glass of wine 24 hours later and it just fucking knocked me straight out because I had no tolerance whatsoever

if you've been taking benzos for a while then you might not even notice anything tonight, especially with a measly dose of 5mg

She scrubs up well then.

monotheistic

maisie

>mfw

>Ireland is doing relatively well economically

delete this

You're fucked lad.

You'll either be the life of the party or look like a fucking junkie. Absolutely no inbetween wtih benzos and drink.

only own one Sup Forums pass atm as they expired and I can't afford another until my dole next week lmao

Yogis got a cheesey knob
Camem
Camem

don't understand this, don't they realise that if they allow themselves to get a bit dirty it will boost their immune system making them healthier?

cheers lads

will give it a miss this time

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fuck off dolionaire

hmm maybe my dad has a history of amphetamine use that nobody knows about

Had to switch to my phone just to tell you this to you and that other guy. What your are describing is a symptom of bipolar disorder (drug abuse can be a symptom of it too). Look up the symptoms to it for yourself and try to get your parents the help they need. Meds do work.

t. Clinical Psychologist grad student with years of professional experience

Yello britfucks!!! Is there bus route from London to Cardiff? Appreciate any answer.

Dammit, she looks gorgeous!

I don't show any autistic traits so I don't know why I would do that.

It's just the effect speed can have on you. Makes you really focuses and fascinated by mundane details.

which moto g you lads have

1st gen here

There'll be a coach from london victoria to cardiff I guarantee

Meeting up with this bint tonight.

>is there a bus route from the capital of the UK and England to the capital of Wales

Hmmmm I wonder...

Shows the unionists are leeches who want more bennies

When Ireland's a thriving economic powerhouse acting as an Atlantic city state, maybe we'll let Scotland come underneath our banner, but norn iron poverty shithole will literally be third world by then

going to watch her fuck the dog huh

Check national express