Greece has the lowest suicide rate in Europe

Really makes you think

Because they can't afford rope

Well, at least i'm not Lithuanian.

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>get 3500 a month for doin nothing in their comfy government job
>retire at 45 with full pay

There is no reason to

I wish we were still on top. It means there's not enough pressure on people to succeed in society anymore. Too much welfare and too many prescriptions for anti-depresants.

only weak people kill themselves

Well if I didn't work I'd probably be quite happy

Only weak people die.

you'd be quite happy if your country wasn't as dark and rainy as your mom's arsehole

Or living on a shitty icy frosty hellish snowscape of eternal winter. That's why we on the southern regions are more happy. We have light in our lifes.

Oh shit

fucking hell, we even suck at suicide

true, imagine living somewhere where you can't go take a swim, enjoy the sunshine and you can't talk to people due to them being repressive assholes who vent off their anger on chinese imageboards

it's really sad, that's probably why Australia is the best anglo country

Isnt it great?

Lollllllllll

Imagine living somewhere where everyone is sweating 24/7 and you can't take a walk through the snow. And no one has any concept of personal boundaries

orthodox never allow kill yourself

This always reminds me of the "Enjoy sunshine, brother" spurdo picture. Southern Europeans just don't give a shit.

>everyone is sweating 24/7

you can sweat without it being 40 c

>you can't take a walk through the snow

There is snow in southern countries and probably more than the UK and the Netherlands

>And no one has any concept of personal boundaries

Apparently they do, given what other brits or northern europeans have told me in Greece

>France

I'm surprised desu.
Usually africans/muslims don't kill themselves so much.

What's the deal with Montenegro?

wew

If I were greek I would never commit suicide desu.

Suicide bombings count

love you too,spain c:

Well, that's a given, during october it starts snowing in Spain and during july it's not rare. Picos de Europa right now.

Hot weather is undeniably a natural antidepressant. When I was sad, I used to walk on the beach and it made me fell better.

but that's in the mountains

So? If you want -1°C during the early september you can go there if for some reason that english guy requires to feel some freeze.

We abuse AD's and drink a lot desu

>personal boundaries

You mean like the Brits on vacation? Don't see many boundaries there.

Underrated

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QED

>sun shining
>birds singing
>flowers in bloom
>girls walking around in revealing outfits
>joints don't hurt when you move
Now what do you think?

Humans were said to have evolved first in Africa, not Russia.

>born in Europe
>suicide
What?

Sweden surprisingly low considering they always used to have a reputation for a huge suicide rate.

muslims dont commit suicide

*whipping sound*

nice

That's funny Olier. There is a reason you can't stop flocking to Greece, Spain and Portugal, and bring your culture of violence, public intoxication, drug abuse, and animal like-behaviour with you.

Humans in Russia haven't evolved yet.

*whipping sound*

the greater the merrier

right?

I'll put this shit at 12.4

This is fucking too depressing...

>suicitugal

Nah, there's just cattle that the Kremlin leadership hitches up to a plow and whips when they need something accomplished.

no,we make 6000 and retire at 23
get your facts straight

Lithuania needs a hug

This is old data, when they were living on loans

Killing yourself is so un-italian.

>this crop job

Fuck m8 how far apart are your eyes?

recovering from this joke like our gdp

;_;

greeks are kind people and don't want their debts to pass on their children

whats going on there

Mountain Nigger is a fake country created by NATO as a hub for drug trafficking and to punish Serbia by depriving them access to the sea.

At least that's what /ex-yu/ told me.

gypsies/poor muslims

>When I was sad, I used to walk on the beach alone, watching couples in deep love and it made me fell better.

just how many gypsies/muslims are there

20% of our population is muslim, not sure about gypsies

how and why

poturice

But you can swim in nordic countries year round too and people are friendly if you actually just talk to them. The darkness is something i can give to you.

Do saunas have feminine penises in them?

No but we have these little playful penis comparing events and you might get some pity points for having a small and cute penis.

>tfw grower

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Lol it's only for vacation in tourist areas, go outside of the tourist areas in southern countries and you enter Africa.

Include me in the Reddit screencap :^)

I mean, sure. You think Cancun is the entirety of Mexico?

Mediterranean superiority shown again, relax and enjoy sun man, no autism wageslavery

Fuck reddit screencaps.

Put me in the reddit screencap. Hi faggots!

Survival of the fittest, our perfect system filters out all weak people thus only leaving the strong ones this is the only way for a achieving completely perfect country

>Survival of the fittest
do you come from reddit?

yeah, possibly interesting.

But just know the stats for suicide are highly dubious. Like the stats for crime.
Why would a country communicate on people so miserable there that they take their own lives?
France is probably just more honest.

It's admitted that suicide figures have at least to be doubled in most countries. A Doctor will write "suicide" as the cause of death only if it's completely sure, like hanging. It gets massively unreported.

And to my knowledge, there are no international agencies who measure the suicide rates in foreign countries.

>It's all self-reported figures.

Actually it was from one of the survival games I don't remember the name for it. No idea what does the phrase has to do with reddit, but you sure seem to know about reddit a lot.

>all self-reported figures
pretty sure the figures for DPRK are "N/A" or very low.

HOLY SHIT

Yeah I deconstructed "survival of the fittest" in a crowded thread the other day.
I lean to the left, and reddit is a great site, very refreshing.
Aaron Swartz was a great guy, he stole MIT documents to make them available to everyone on JSTOR. The female prosecutor charged him for ~57 prison years as a "felon", he didn't have enough money for the trial and committed suicide a few years ago. He was a high exec at Reddit.

I was just memeing, no hard feelings.

>I lean to the left, and reddit is a great site, very refreshing.

kek
Unfortunately, this doesn't trigger feminists as much as it used to. They have ready-made answers :

- females attempt it 4 times more
- men have easier access to guns or other weapons
- men are raised to be more violent (so that includes themselves)
- "What?? Are you implying men's lives are tougher? WTF ?? Hello? Wage gap?? Violence against women?? Patriarchy?? Does that even ring a bell??"

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more polish qts 4 me

Very funny, Russia.

what does it matter if feminists give a shit or not, it's not like they'll be the ones figuring out a solution for it (for anything else as well)

Well I guess they're the only people I've discussed this with. I don't think other people care much.

Feminists are a bunch of welfare queens, I'm gonna love when socialism finally collapses.

I promise that i will be extra nice for Lithuania from now on.

>>get 3500 a month for doin nothing in their comfy government job
Wew lad, literally me

If I don't find a job by the end of next month I'm gonna kill myself. No joke.

>- females attempt it 4 times more
fucking attention whores

>28.2
What the hell happens in Lithuania?

FPBP

Become a Greek.
You can kill yourself when you fail, too.

wew lad

I noticed that all jokes about Greece are unfunny and pushed by people who dislike the country.
Then other people come and reply because they see so many other replies.

But: According to the news from a few years ago suicide rate went up after the "debt crisis" started.