Alright this isn't funny anmore guys

Alright this isn't funny anmore guys

This is literal madness.

This is for their asses of course.

>brown
>the common core of the ivy league
No surprises there.

Seriously if your ivy league school is strictly worse than at least 15-20 state flagship universities you should probably just kill yourself.

It's to soak up the sharts

i thought you do like being gay and shit.
so progressive. so open minded. *clap clap*

obviously fake you idiots.

>2016
>be American man
>menstruate

Minipads are great for stopping nosebleeds. There's even a string so they don't get lost.
Maxipads... I guess you could use one so you don't bleed out when you get shot.

The worst part is that you could believe this.

>sharting is now considerated menstruation by americans
>they will start putting tampons in their butt to prevent it

>when you get shot
the fact that you consider it a possibility is quite disturbing, my friend

I'm just playing to the Sup Forums crowd.
Honestly it doesn't hurt after the first time.

>american men get's shot
>call it mens/truation

They can't help themselves. Just like a woman menstruating.

>american """men""" shit themselves in public
>call it menstruation

kek, but if i ever pop that cherry, there might not be a second time, hallal 7.62 makes bigger holes

why do american men menstruate?

High fat, low fibre diet.

>fibre

Fucking dumb whore

She does not realise that tampon on lampost is like cake on bowl for RAPIST?

She would get raped here.
If we saw her with tampon and glue on the side of road, we would take tampon and glue to her mouth so she could not scream
We would take tampon and glue to our dick as condom
We would take tampon and glue to stray dog then it run away and we pretend she was raped by tampon thief dog
We would take tampon and choke her to death

Fucking dumb WHORE. Maybe note on your tampon should say ''for pussy not post''. dumb whore.

kek

At least you have a sporting chance of outrunning the truck.