/asean/

Combatron edition

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some good manga

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RIP IN PEACE

Is this pic real? it looks shopped IMO, basing on the pixels.

>all those flights in NAIA
rip

It doesn't look shopped tb.h

Why are Filipinos in real life such total bros?

Why are Filipinos on the internet such total cunts?

You seems to be pretty nice guy for a faggot. Okay, I'll take your advice

Should I wear pic related? I think I would look cool on that and Shinji is my favorite anime character of all time. I still want to keep my neckbeard on though and I'm struggling to lose weight (190 lbs) and I'm just 170 cm tall

>broflips = confident, outgoing, friendly
>internetflips = autistic and can't talk to people

Situation: Hime offer to have secs with you and some /asean/.
What is your queque number in her line?

stop posting my gf please

the glasses look like they're floating.

O h well, at least we got to see memenose in glasses instead of a hijab

yuck, kadiri. lasing yata ako nyan

we are redpilled here

we all know how your terrorist scheming works to keep us down

delet this

I can't talk for realsies

m.reddit.com/r/Philippines/comments/51wen6/duterte_attacks_us_praises_china_in_indonesia/


How do they say lmao in Mandarin

take it to Sup Forums you dense fuck

xie xie shao ren

Do you have selective mutism?

low budget janella salvador

Did anyone else want to peek up Tinay Pinay's skirt or was it just me?

>86 kilos
you gotta style like a big guy

>yfw she calls me by my childhood name

I remember this one but forgot what the plot was all about.

pisot

Muhammad Abdul Salsalero Tan?

Goblok?

Typical magical girl stuff.

Kontol?

pecinta kontol?

I don't think that's my disorder.

I just always find it very hard to put in words what I think, and when I do express it in words, I found myself using a wrong phrase which may cause misunderstandings. This happens when I talk 90% of the time

I'm led to believe I have mild autism, because not only I am cognitively below average, I am also easily annoyed by simple things that gets on my nerves.

baka bobo ka lang. practice lang kulang nyan

ulol pakyu al abnoytard, bumalik ka na sa reddit


or maybe you're right. I've lived a life of loner for most of my life, it's rare for me to talk with anyone

Fake glasses

haha, jk dude. I'm a loner too. Lifes tough when you lack the need to socialize. It feels like you've failed at a lot of stuff that you dont even care about but it still weighs heavily on you.

What are your childhood nicknames /asean/?

your brain looks exhausted

stop fapping too much faggot

she looks 150% more bukkake-able here

dalugdog

astig galing

Chito Merienda

I already stopped caring at this point, I've failed high school and had to repeat a level, I was a kickout of Mapua and had to transfer to some no-name college in order to graduate, and by the time I graduate at the age of 24 I find myself getting kicked out by my first company 6 months later. I threw away my college diploma and my ToR, my parents hate me too for being useless. Tbqh the only reason I live now because there are people who will still cry and visit my wake if ever I died.

Life is so shitty especially when you're born ugly, unwanted, and with a disorder.

boy titi

I used to get into fights with the kids around the neighborhood cause they'd sing the theme song to pic related, which happened to be my name. The only thing I regret was that the actual snack itself wasn't even that good. Good times

Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

>I threw away my college diploma and my ToR
now that's genuine autism

The Ride has just begun. does anyone want to get off?

I don't see the point of having that anymore of no company wants me, and besides, I could just request for a new one if ever I had a need for it and make up calid excuses

Its our turn to be chairman
All of the members will eventually be chairman its in alphabetical order

Did we got that aid before he cursed him?

Who's the guy in the middle?

Najib is Aryan

Just work homebased, you'll get at least $5/hr there. Good for loners, I can say.

aid is part of the AFP modernisation master plan agreement, I think

jedjed

Its hard not to get paranoid
Commies youtu.be/wmojB5ZWLdk
And now this

Maybe the Arroyo admin already did sold us to china they are pushing hard to get their share of the profit thru dutdut

oc,oc ;_;

>tfw I still haven't got my libido back even after 2 weeks of nofap
a-am I broken guys?

Go to massage and get a HJ. easy.

>nofap
>fuck kontol with tangan roughly everyday without release
>feel pain in lower regions but assumed blue balls
>pain persists on fap day and spreads through abdomen
>scared that rough self-ngentoting might have fucked something up permanently
>turned out to be kidney stones

it is a complicated feeling of relief

replace those people with dirty, smelly, uncivilized brown people and you'll have the typical manileno squatters asserting democracy and self-entitlement.

>kidney stone

god fucking damn you have to take care of yourself, it's hard to function with one liver

why is it 100% socially exceptable to wear a popped collar here?

Is it just Singapore or all SEA countries?
Do people not know they look like complete ass hats?

Please reply this is a legit question

Anyone wants link to Indonesian amateur video site? It has one click download.

Singapore is a free country, they do what they want

I read that as pooped collar and thought it was an indian posting

oh wait

no
you look like a fucking retard here

This looks like that farmer protest in Mindanao

If you do it here in PH you will get called a fucking faggot and get your ass beaten like a goddamn faggot

Goodluck with you rape buildups

Old-time nokia-recorded .3gp or HD mp4?

Weird
I thought maybe it was an Aussie thing but I've seen white guys, asian guys, and Indian guys all doing it

Zikapoor is an ass hat country

It's only natural for people there to dress like ass hats

just your country bby
it's unprofessional and you will look like bengap douchebag

long weekend again
something about a muslim holiday?

University of Shart Tomas

>eid on monday
>malaysia day on friday
You guys do celebrate Malaysia day, right?

yeah
raya haji
i will be at my rent house though

>philippines
>not a muslim country
>still celebrates muslim holidays it as a national holiday
>catholic couples will fuck at sogo, drink in streets, karaoke, get drunk and wasted
>while muslim celebrate their holiday

3gps. 4670 videos

Who the fuck draw manga frog?

What with you being cute?

9/11?

no,but no one questions a holiday
we're lazy

If only there was a way to make this permanent

its Eidul Fitr for the muzzies

which means inuman na for the christians kek

YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH

BOOM BA YAH

Anyone going to Ultra in their countries or other ones? They are hitting like 6 Asian countries in the next few weeks

I don't know what to do

>christmas
>karaoke

>new year
>karaoke

>every other holiday
>karaoke

Such is life for flips. Why are you guys so powerful at karaoke?

youtube.com/watch?v=K0pxSmzz9V8

Underrated post

Hit me

2 days

Haven't karaooke since 2015 Jan here

holy fuck I just realized

kek

pretty sure you can hang out with friends?

ramon84.info/index.html
ctrl+f indonesia video
About 4670 videos in 467 directories. No search function though. But Indonesian's nokia-recorded .3gp videos are famous for.. certain thing.

hurrr le based dudirty so based haha xdd lmao mah gawd i h8 drags le weed remover man haha make philippines great again

Seriously, worst president of the 21st century.

...

Drive around the city during wee hours, vacant roads, and then remind yourself that people suffer traffic here everyday. feels good.

N-ngentot!?!??

for you.

By 2020, we're Cambodia tier shithole already thanks to Dutdutards

ngentot puki mo

no friend?

hi friendos

you talk to your mom with that mouth?

hello american

have you clean your guns yet?