Any people who are actually employed here? How much do you spend writing plans, reports, making diagrams...

Any people who are actually employed here? How much do you spend writing plans, reports, making diagrams, and how much do you actually write code?

>Any people who are actually employed here?
No

...

If we were employed (and in the US), we wouldn't be posting right now, now would we?
>inb4 PROMOTIONS

>mfw postgresql database administrator

I spend about an hour a month graphing some data but other than that l tell people to do stuff.

Im employed. I dont do any of that bitch shit, i only write code

>tfw postfaggot cockbase adminiswallower

In a meeting right now
Boring as heck

>How much do you spend writing plans, reports, making diagrams,
aprox 30% of my working time
>and how much do you actually write code?
aprox 10% of my working time

I wonder where 60% goes.

maintenance, mentoring and way too many pointless meetings

enjoy your pajeet work while I go meet the clients ;)

Don’t forget about the 50% that goes to shitposting

>30% planning
>50% coffee and cigarette breaks (I'm not even smoking)
>10% mentoring
>10% coding

It varies. For a couple weeks it might be 100% of one and then a couple weeks later it’ll be the other.

One thing is for sure though, there will always have meetings. There isn’t a day without meetings.

80% writing code, but that's because I work from home 4 days a week

What is happening on meetings?
And 20%?

>And 20%?
fucking your mother

Talking to boss/colleagues, showing my progress, sometimes interacting with clients.

95% bullshit like meetings, 5% coding

I am, but I mostly look at reports rather than writing them. I code alot, but also have some automated gui processes that do most of the coding for me. Sometimes I have to make detailed reports by coding, but that is the extent of actually writing reports.

nigga i am fixing black box servers in Germany for company big as monsanto and I am not even german

Squire up

>have some automated gui processes that do most of the coding for me.
please elaborate

was for

10% working
30% talking to coworkers
60% staring at the wall/learning something new

in a week, it's probably:
65% coding
15% meetings (sprint planning, architecture talk, company meetings, etc.)
10% code reviews/mentoring/helping others
10% fixing bugs

working at a small startup aint too bad.

I'm employed here. I spend about 5% of my week writing code.. At most. I spend the rest discussing what needs writing, the dependencies, the constraints, the budget, the time frame, getting stakeholder buy in and drafting frameworks of what I am going to write.

In a corporate environment, writing code is the easy part.

Software Developer (from Germany) here.

80% planning & meetings
>creating fancy diagrams
>writing pre-code documentation
>creating a bazillion Jira issues (because management wants to)
>wasting several hours at daily stand-ups
>get invited to all the meetings
>repeatedly answering stupid questions

10% actual coding

10% wasting time
>development server/environment down
>internet dead
>someone quit and we're forced to go talk to him because he was there for more than 3 months

>>someone quit and we're forced to go talk to him because he was there for more than 3 months
isn't that HR's job?

I can confirm this experience in a smallish startup
Except I'd have at least ~20% slacking off either on reddit/Sup Forums or talking shit with coworkers

>writing plans
0%
>reports
0%
>making diagrams
0%
>write code
3%
>have meetings and/or discussions
5%
>Choosing a song on my music player, IM'ing coworkers nonsense, or just letting a script move my mouse on work-from-home days
92%

Over $70,000 a year for this ;)

Well, when people quit they think it's a good idea to drop a "Good bye" mail to the all employees mailing list.

And then there is always at least one guy on the team who doesn't want to work and says shit like "Let's go guys, don't be so anti-social, intolerant and whatever". Which forces you to join this event.

Oh, just talk talk, not talk-them-out-of-it talk. Never done that.
If a friend quits, I'll see them outside of job eventually.
If just acquaintance, fuck them for being a quitter.