Poland is quickly becoming my favorite European Cunt DESU

Poland is quickly becoming my favorite European Cunt DESU

No Mudslimes, cheap alcohol and whores, nice landscape,

Whats not to like?

Slavs in denial

>in denial
??

>in denial
???

permabutthurt, but that's part of their charm, also some self-haters crybabies because they're not rich.
Other than that, Poland and poles are GOAT.

>whats not to like

being from there

Theres nothing wrong with slavs.

>Whats not to like?

Totalitarian regime
Theocracy
Socialism
The most no-gun country in Europe and maybe the world

It's poor and a lot of people have very primitive cancerous mentality.

>Totalitarian regime
XD

>Trump fucks a cheap slav whore so they're ok
Fuck off race traitor

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>race traitor
You're probably 35% Lebanense.

>Whats not to like?
americans

t. Bogdan Slavovic

t; Europa, from Tyre.

Don't get me wrong, I love Poland and all slavic countries but polish posters are one of the worst on Sup Forums, just check this thread.

Are there a lot of Americans in Poland?

Nah mate, it's hard to get polish visa in USA

Doubt it.

No obviously. They have no reason to come here.

I imagine it's a grey miserable shit hole.

>Whats not to like?
Ask the poles who go live in "Mudslimes infested shitholes"

Yes, you imagine correctly.

poland is stupid

Poland isn't that great.

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Nice pseudo-science here Hermann

The definition of subspecies is not "OMG it looks different so it's not the same!!!"

you imagine the same of pretty much any country

>in denial
??

OP here

Not implying the rest of Europe is a mudslime infested shithole, that would be a big generalization.

But it does make Poland a more attractive option to tourists because they aren't going to get raped/mugged.

>it's a "bydlo flood thread about Poland with self-hate to discourage foreigners from coming here" thread

>But it does make Poland a more attractive option to tourists because they aren't going to get raped/mu
Ironically it does, this year we had a great influx of tourists, mainly people who wanted to spend their vacations in Europe but were concerned about their life due to the recent terrorist attacks in western europe

They get mugged and assaulted by other Poles though.

What do you mean by that? I don't imagine Argentina as a grey miserable shithole.

nice projection

Poland murder rate is 0.7, France is 1.2

The difference is negligible, and you trade fine wines, good weather and general quality of life for the "no hijab on the street life is so good"

Poland is nice, but far from the paradise you're imagining and it's certainly not because of "muh racial purity"

:^)

It's more like a 6/10 girl posting "I'm so ugly :(" for attention on social media just to get attention and "u look beautiful"-kind of comments

americans are known for believing in stereotypes or generalizing, for example: I met an american once who told me that he always thought that we lived in a jungle, also, most of murricans on Sup Forums seem to believe that South America is Mexico and we arr rook same

Bullshit, Poland is the 2nd safest country in the world and safest in Europe.

And no I don't have any factual evidence to back that up.

fug meant to reply to

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>And they say Yaoi is bad

Yeah some Americans are retarded. South America is not all a jungle. If you lived in Colombia or Brazil however saying you lived in a jungle would be more accurate.

>some self-haters crybabies because they're not rich.
That's a lot of Sup Forums posters from all over the world desu.

Brazilwood Massacre Simulator 1885

but that's not yaoi, she doesn't even have a bulge

>Poland murder rate is 0.7, France is 1.2
>The difference is negligible
Nigger that's almost half of yours.

>t.Berber Rape Baby.

indeed

pretty much, but poles do it massively, or at least the ones on Sup Forums, the nationalistic ones are great though

Murder rates should be compared in absolute rather than relative, especially when they are this low

>you're about 7 times more likely to be murdered in Estonia than Poland
But still, your chances of dying in Estonia are pretty low

I know people that went to Krakow and liked it and Silesia looks nice. My Polish coworker hates Warsaw though.

Screw you mud loving Frenchman.

>go to Paris
>get raped by pack of niggers and wallet stolen by gypsies
>they then politely explain to me that crime rates should be compared in absolute rather than relative and it does not matter in the slightest that this is literally twice as likely to happen to me in France than in Poland

Not an argument, your chances of being murdered are really low in both country

(not no much in the United States Virgin Islands, though, with a 88 murder rate)

kurwa pierogi vodka hussars witcher
polish pope anti-communism sarmatians
we is very safe and culture (alcoholism)
and richer than latvia (great success!!!)

>implying people in the US go to the Virgin slands

>I don't imagine Argentina as a grey miserable shithole.
You're a bit off, it has some real shitty areas.

Not an argument, your chances of being murdered are really low in both countries

(not no much in the United States Virgin Islands, though, with a 88 murder rate)

Nice fiction Paolo, Paris is very safe if you're not involved in the drug trade, since 75% of crimes are within gangs

As for stolen wallets, this is the price of being a touristic centre, I agree.

Look at it this way, 1.2/100 000 = 1.2e-5, 0.7/100 000 = 7e-6
Both are really low, you can't deny that.

and that means that all the country is like that?, it's like to say that America is Detroit

KURWA WE SAVED EUROPE TWICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND SAVED UK DURING BATTLE OF BRITIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
POLISH POPE DESTROYED COMMUNISM!!! USSR FALLED BECAUSE OF HIM1!!!!!

Shit, I didn't see I already replied

I'm just messing with you. It's just because for some reason people think there's a lot of crime here when there really isn't and we have to hear about it all the time.

kek, you only miss the anti-polish pasta

>Murder rates should be compared in absolute rather than relative, especially when they are this low
Got you senpai

France: 792
Poland: 283

where did you get these pictures of me???

People equate poverty to crime sometimes, even though when I went to Gdansk crime was practically nonexistent.

Stereotypes + cherry picked stories and pictures I'd guess

Poland wouldn't be safe for an Arab in the countryside either, I'd guess

Is that you Sabaton

MY

is it only me who feel this face comfy as shit?

BYLI

The pasta is 90% truth so I wouldn't call it 'anti-polish' but just 'polish'

>Poland wouldn't be safe for an Arab in the countryside either,
foreigners wouldn't be safe in muslim countries either, and not only poles

uh, what?

>purposefully misunderstanding what I'm trying to say

Nuke us Please. I can't stand that I'm surrounded by poles.

The red glow of his cheeks just puts me right at ease.

for u

I love his face, it's hypnotic

poland is shit please dont come

Algeria and Tunisia are pretty touristic, or at least used to be

Well, he didn't deserve his fate definitely.
Guy was a policeman in some rural shithole. Photo of his face made it to the internet, Poles started making fun of him for looking like a stereotypical Pole. It became so widespread even in his hometown people openly made fun of him on street. He got depressed and resigned from his job.

He was actually very unlucky.
The man in the picture was a police officer with 26 years of service.

Internet destroyed his reputation, he got a lot of unwanted attention, got depression and developed cardiac problems.
Not to mention he had to quit his job since his face was so recognisable he no longer had the authority as a police officer.

>He got depressed and resigned from his job.
fug, poor guy ;_;

Are you a girl?

Welfare queens.

>26 years of service
>młodszy aspirant

>Welfare queens.
According to your own statistics, we're not.

visit malta desu

years of service
In bumfuck nowhere with a single police car and two other officers

>>młodszy aspirant
Equivalent of the młodszy chorąży rank, which is what most soldiers end up being for the rest of their lives.

kill yourself you patethic attention-whore

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You're too stupid to understand basic things.

tylko dwa moje
beka z polaczka debila

pozdrawiam, Marcel

Theres high amount of Polish who cant agree themselves being Slavs.

Not really, it's just internet memeing. IRL you would be seen as idiot if you denied Poland being Slavic here. Poles don't even know what shit like 'Wends' is.

No one here knows what a "slav" is 2bh

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That was something.

Was it pasta?