How do you hide from the ABC's?

How do you hide from the ABC's?

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You can't. Just don't do anything wrong unless your core beliefs are at stake, in that case never yield and go out in a blaze of glory.

This.

Assume everything is open and unsecured, and save yourself the hassle of looking over your shoulder for the rest of your life

>How do you hide from the ABC's?
Stop looking at child pornography on Tor, user.

layers of paranoid redundancy

Incognito mode in chrome

ABC's?

American Born Chinese?
American Broadcasting Channel?
Americans Battling Communism?

Make your own computer carved entirely out of wood, use tiny tunnels of light instead of electricity.

A Black Cock?

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you cant, give in to the botnet

>involves Tor
Passing through the honeypot to be secure? Lel

>reading comprehension problems

ABC=alphabet=google?

You become one.

become the become

you don't
you purposefully make your data footprint loud and obnoxious as fuck so they can't figure out truth from lies

OP is probably referring to the 3 letter agencies

This might work if some super computer wasn't going through your data but rather a human

Humans are the ones going through your data for the most part, three letters are a bureaucratic nightmarish clusterfuck.
It's the no-names that have the supercomputers
You're fucked if you wanna avoid them.
But at the same time no-names barely talk to anyone.

Assume everyone is an agent and shoot them on sight.

What an oddly specific piece of advice. Is this something you do regularly? Projecting a little?

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just wait for the death camps to open up for white men and get the earliest train so we can see what happens later
at this point it is pointless trying to do anything unless you are already rich enough to live offgrid

Use Tor 24.7 so they can't tell the difference between you browsing mlp threads to you downloading 1000tb of CP

Bad news, OP. Now I'm gonna have to kill (you).

Run them over, they glow in the dark