/brit/

Elle edition

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BEANS ON TOAST
BITTER TOMATO SAUCE

Excellent edition
The custodian spastic will probably delete it though

Asuka.

karren tbqh lads

Post yourself

SOY
UN PERDEDADOR
im a loser baby..
so why don't you kill me

sad and bad

gfs are good for the first few months. After that you settle into a routine and you want to be single again.

anto? is that you?

please------ overwatch... somebody.......... i need to pocket heal eeeee

#feedlizzy

Legs look absolutely hideous in this photo. Unironically look like a corpse's legs.

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how was this thread allowed

>bomber jacket
>crew neck sweater
>plain t-shirt

is this literally all the fashion available to men?

literally me except I'm not a hot girl

or in the mountains

don't remind us

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more like denovizm hahaheeyyy

So where are the Danes?
Need to ask one a question about pronunciation (unless anyone here knows)

nth for janny

No

you dress pretty gay bru

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Bicycles should be banned from all public roads with speed limits exceeding 25mph 2bh

I somehow feel he's out to get me

no. cyclists should be made to pay road tax desu

doing a Rorke

Janitor you are a great person, thank you for tidying up our threads and removing the k-retards

I greatly appreciate the work you do

depression hitting hard tonight, contemplating things

no I dress tactically

thigh sweat is a killer on a long cycle in the heat

such a teachers pet

i'd bully you in real life

What are your talents/skills, /brit/?

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classic

no to both

I will continue acting as both a vehicle and pedestrian alternating between both at my whim to achieve the quickest route AND piss you off

get fucked

Like puppies and kittens and candy and ice cream?

No, they are rolling road hazards and it should be a criminal offense to endanger other humans by fucking around in the road on a machine that cannot handle the accepted speeds within reason and would not meet any safety requirements for any other vehicle ever

Lads how would you pronounce Emilie?
She's Danish if that's relevant

what's the largest dress-size girl you'd fuck?
personally anything over size 10 is a hell no, wouldn't fuck it with someone else's dick
how about you?

i can ride your mum with no handlebars, no handlebars, no handlebars

The main advocates for the construction of the twin towers were Nelson Rockefeller (then Gov. of New York) and David Rockefeller (then President of Chase Manhattan Bank). Together they quickly forced out all of the businesses from the designated land, put together the quangos necessary to generate support and funnelled all sorts of dodgy loans into the Port Authority and used that as the vehicle for construction of the absurdly huge project.

The World Trade Centre was built explicitly to be destroyed in a spectacular fiery cataclysm when it was convenient to do so.

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CHOON

e meal ya

>mfw someone hits this cunt with their car and paralyses him for life

esto

Reckon you'll deserve it when you get yourself hit by a truck 2bh

thought this was two scallies then seen their finnish haha wtf

stay mad you whiney yank twat

as a cyclist I love the fact lazy fat cunts get so irritated by my presence

never going to happen

t. guy who also believes horses should be allowed on the road

nice logical fallacy

on a scale of one to /fr/ how rorke is /brit/

LADS.
Would you let a lady rodger you with a strapon?

yes

found the janny

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Sure why not

Would probs let a tranny fuck me up the arse desu.

trying to be lord of my own tiny skull-sized kingdom

>implying I don't just ride on the side equally as fast and scare all the pedestrians with my near misses instead of cycling on a potentially dangerous road

never get tired of some bitch whimpering "oh my god" "are you being serious" as I fly past and they freak out for literally no reason

just gone 100 league games unbeaten in football manager lads

thanks
the slag won't tell me
If I read "how would you say it" again I'll fly to Denmark and murder her

6
no taller than 5,3
must have a cute little penis and like being dominated

>I'm a twat and proud of it
Nice 1 m8

Why the fuck would I want horses on the road but not bicycles? I don't even want 35mph limited scooters on public roads. If it can't handle the flow of traffic, it should not be in traffic. Just get a job so you can afford a car.

pretty hardcore bro
does mummy complement your spandex when you ask her for money?

Honestly, Human Torch got the best power out of the bunch

Think I might be a prodigy lads.

I've only had a car for three weeks and I already absolutely detest cyclists.

kek, I know they were antagonising him but I would have dropped him the instant he got in my fact shouting like that haha

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I'm a top person, just the rest of you who are twats hence me enjoying your upset ;)

don't wear spandex 2bh

t. guy who conveniently changed his opinion after I revealed his logical fallacy and thought i wouldn't notice

>kek, I know they were antagonising him but I would have dropped him the instant he got in my fact shouting like that haha

Shan't be clicking this for your information.

Can't find a single decent clothing store

Everything is either chav Nike shite or pretentious cunt tier

FUCKING HIGH LADS


AHHHHHHHH


AND DRUNK
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Eh, if I could choose between them I'd probably go with Reed's

>Those crepes are dead
What's it mean lads?

One of the best rap albums of all time

i don't know lad, I could find a lot of uses for invisibility

illegally downloading a film

my original statement was

oh I see, my mistake, you should put on some camo paint though or people might think you're into guys

I would have lad, do you really not know how to knock someone out in 1 punch?

embarassing

arrived at my flat on sunday. Its friday and I didnt bond in anyway with my flatmates hahah

this is gonna be a long year

which

Informing the cyber police as I type this
you're dead kiddo

Got vodka for my birthday but don't want to drink it as then my parents would know I was drinking it. It's not fun being a paranoid little runt.

What is the greatest genre of music and why is it Eurobeat?

WE

I have the rare benefit of genuinely not caring what people think

need to bulk hard this winter

120 days of sodom

dnb

So in conclusion, Ben Grimm got fucked

says nothing about horses, kiddo. i know what you believed.

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bit gay

I can help pack some hard in ya if u want m8

Girls used to diss me, now you should see the way the diamonds work wonders

cannot believe how self loathing, self pitying yet arrogant and self centred I can be. Everything in my lifes just been one big trivial pursuit.

Synthwave

Please wank on my face