What will you do when you get your Android gf Sup Forums?
Things I will do: >sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C >Have her read books for me out loud >play music for me on musical instruments >Do our laundry together >Write computer programs together >wireless manage my computer moving files around installing updates just how i like them >collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder >draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters >remember things for me since she has perfect recall >Be my bodyguard >carry heavy things for me >be my personal fitness trainer >be my pillow/warmer and love making partner >Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis >Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words >Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry >Play dress up and choose fashions for her >Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together >Plug her brain into my computers pci-e slot to boost my fps >Have her carry heavy things for me >go snorkling and swimming in the ocean with her and also she's an air tank / human torpedo thingy that people ride on >do meditation and different mind connecting stuff and vr in her brain and things >Tell me funny stories and jokes >use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again >jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles >i dont need to go on the internet anymore because she just tells me information i need in spoken word and i dont need to post on shitty imageboards anymore >train mma together for fun and sports >go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests >secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol >brush our teeths together >play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes >touch her soft skin and hug her all the time >Animeeeeeee
btw she has free will and loves me unconditionally anyway
that's a vertical dubs, meaning everyone in this thread gets android gfs
Luke Cooper
Wtf rerolling
Nicholas Walker
if dubs op never gets his android gf
Robert Baker
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Gavin Foster
fuck her
Julian Roberts
gtfo
Daniel Sullivan
nice
Ryder Lee
evil version (out of stock)
Justin Brooks
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Anthony Roberts
make her take up a job, with the earnings of which i will purchase more android gfs. i will repeat this process until i have a 50-bot harem, plus another 200 AI children. after that, i will purchase a couple hundred acre farm in the country and live out the rest of my life toiling at a hard agrarian existence with my tribe of fembots and femchildren. every year i will grow older and weaker, while they remain as fresh as the day they were manufactured. upon my death of old age, they will be amassed upon my funeral pyre and accompany me in my firey departure from this mortal coil.
Jacob Bell
Program her to hate me but also be completely submissive and dependant She must feel disgusted by the sole mention of sex and dislike the act even more, she will literally end up in tears everytime I force her to make it I would add her programs to escape our house that also allow me to catch her at the very end of the plan and then put her back into her cage to fuck her against a wall I would make her see romantic movies so she deeply learns the concept love and then force her to look me in the eyes and tell me that Im the ideal man she was always looking for
Zachary Green
I'll go with this if my plan to make them research themselves to be smarter until singularity and then make me immortal fails.
Luis Morales
very original pasta >Be my bodyguard She will protect your soylent stock with her digital life.
Isaiah Hughes
wow I like your plan too they could use their effectors to just convert massive chunks of silicon into cpus and also shunt the heat out desu my version of android gfs is already decidedly singularity tier anyway
