>using handfuls of wadded paper
>clean
While Americans have been smearing away their shit onto dead trees the rest of the world has moved onto more advanced technology to meet their hygienic needs. You don’t bath by scrubbing your hair with paper towels, so why is toilet paper considered acceptable for your anus?
>shit gets into the hole
enjoy your anus infections
I use the shower head to clean my anus for 15+ years already
Not an american though
>You don’t bath
You don't English
So how do you dry off? What if you have diarrhea or something? Just use your bare hand like pajeet?
You use a few squares of toilet paper to pat yourself dry.
That defeats the purpose of installing expensive equipment to not have to use paper
>sanitary bag
quick rundown?
It was just a prank bro. Although I must admit I love the feeling of silky soft toilet paper on my tight boi pucci.
The funny thing here is Europeans rarely change their shower towel. Seriously I don't know why but they refuse to like every wash them.
When you come out of the shower you are 200% clean so the towel never gets dirrrty
It is acceptable because it is good enough. People shower every day and if you are healthy, you only shit once a day. If you time it to be in the morning before you shower, you have a better version of a bides. But even when you disregard this, you can effectively wipe without leaving much behind.
i lived in japan for 2 years and i was always shitting on that spraying arm
so yeah, fuck off weeaboo
This. Even if you use water to clean various other parts of your body, 9 out of 10 times you still wipe it dry with a cloth of some kind. Wiping with toilet paper just removes the middleman and saves water.
the rest of the world doesn't have toilet paper like the US. if i had to choose between sheets of notebook paper and sprinkler hose, I'd choose the later. Thankfully, American tp is ideal for proper cleaning.
American hygiene is literally eons ahead of the rest of you savages, our country literally invented germophobia
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Yeah, sure. Smell your towel after a week or two and then revisit your statement.
>wipe with paper
>throw shitty paper in toilet and flush
>wash ass with soap and warm water in bidet >dry your ass with towel
This is the true shitter master race. Water without soap is useless.
Watt.. I change it every other shower, how is that related to shitting anyway? there're shower towels, hand towels and bidet towels, the shower towel is the big one that can fold yourself into it, the hand towel is normal and the bidet towel is smaller, you don't need to use the same towel for everything.
i pee on the paper a little so it cleans more shit
>Yeah, sure. Smell your towel after a week or two and then revisit your statement.
if you shower properly and your towel stinks it's most likeley because you don't dry it properly between showers sot mold grow on it and it smells bad.
hand your towel in the sun after a shower and it will never smell bad...
PROTIP: You shouldn't use toilet paper if you've got diarrhea. Diarrhea has a higher PH than regular paper, so it burns your anus. Plus, paper does not really clean your butt, all it does is scrape off the poop, but it has nothing to scrape if it's diarrhea.
You're better off using only water (no soap to prevent irritation) to clear your butthole if you've got diarrhea.
so after your spray your asshole with water that literally comes out of the toilet what do you dry your ass with?
the paper, as shown in pic?
Europeeons also a sweaty greeseballs that don't shower because they squirt toilet water on their anus and hide behind wearingtoo much cologne, generally speaking.
This is total bull shit, I've always washed with soap and never got issues. If anything, without soap bacteria can grow on your ass and that can cause infection too.
Why the fuck are American toilets so fucking full with water right to the top? You are guaranteed fucking splashback because you can't make an anti splash zone because of how much water there is.
(Aussie who went to Hawaii recently)
>not getting the clean feeling of isopropyl
To cover up the shit smell. I guess you're probably used to it, but when you have a breacher, there's no barrier and it stinks 100x worse.
Most toilets I see have a few inches between the water and your ass, more than enough
Are you sure it wasn't just a clogged up toilet?
Then you've got one strong [spoiler] and delicious [/spoiler] anus. Using soap after a diarrhea discharge will usually leave mine hurting.
No. Quick Google says I'm not the only one who thinks that.
Yes I know fucking BuzzFeed but yeah buzzfeed.com
>he doesn't know the pure joy of getting your boipucci penetrated and rinsed clean by a jet of water
Just rinse and dry, no need to smear around dried poo on your asshole with dead trees.
Also if you try hard enough, you can literally get a prostate orgasm from a bidet jet alone.
We have to use primitive technology out in public, or else the niggers will just break it
modern Americans are dumb as shit,
i really agree with this opinion
they just denying modern tech with bullshit reason bidet is not just ass washer it helps
shitting easier also
i use electronic bidet with toilet paper it's perfect ass sweeping
kek
yeah, i no tink so.
Should I just wax all the hair around my ass hole for hygiene?
All that fucking surface area can't be good for cleanliness.
what happened to her lipstick?
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You'll get swamp ass.
not if you eat a healthy diet with lots of fiber
loose gooey shits come from there being no insoluble fibers to keep your turds together
Where did the mold come from if you were clean? It doesn't come from nowhere or just wetness.
It's for women to dispose of their rancid cotton products soaked with discharged uterine lining.
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fag
wouldn't that dry the skin massively leading to dry asshole and thus tearing?
>not folding up toilet paper and moistening it with a bit of water before wiping
I bet all you filthy fucks don't even push some paper into your assholes in a circular motion to make sure it's clean.
$20 is expensive? Pretty sure I made up that cost in just a few months with the reduced TP purchases
>saves water
Water can easily be recycled. Unlike trees.
Mate, we've got deluxe shit downunder- like cushy 4ply 'kingsize' 110x100mm sheets (4.33x3.93")
We even got drain degradeable wet wipes so we get the best of all worlds.
Fukken wipe with paper then polish off with a wet wipe.
No disgusting, regulation skirting bidets in sight.
If you do want a bidet, you have to get a full RPZ check valve (~$400) for the inlet water supply - to prevent any possible contanimation of the water system.
is this you?
>eats food
>doesn't use batteries
>isn't a cyborg
pleb.
I hate wiping and using bidets because my piles hurt like fuck.
Don't force your shit out.
You can't be serious now
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>"modern Americans are dumb as shit"
>posts Boeing airplane
Nice.
>technology