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iToddlers will defend this. Lel. The absolute state of Appletards never ceases to amaze me.

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it's literally ok when apple does it

apple should have gotten note 7'd 10 times over by now.

>applel
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Literally no one is going to defend this

iToddlers will defend anything, it was the last dying command of St. Steve Blowjobs.

>the state of applel

It's almost as if batteries have been noted to be dangerous and then they take your device that already has a battery, remove the headphone jack and give you a pair of earbuds with AAA batteries hanging off each, and make the casing lightweight so they are easily damaged.

>walking around with 2 lithium bombs on my head
>slip and fall, hit the side of my head on something
>the side of my head catches on fire and my ears start spitting lithium gas into my eyeballs
>can't hear anything because there's burning lithium reacting in my eardrum
>but at least I looked "fashionable" in my last days

He was probably holding it wrong. These things don't explode without some kind of user error.

You must be new here.

The only reasln samsung got note 7'd is because they aknowledged it was their fault, and call back all unit. So people believe that all note 7 would have exploded. Even if it was only a small quantity compared to the total unit shipped.
Applel will just clain those are isolated incident.
In a way, they might be right, but saying it's not their fault is where it hets shady

This.

>>He quickly took them out and went to seek help
Help for what? Finding a fire extinguisher?

my wired headphones have never exploded

he went to find an adult

Bright side: guess who got a new lifestyle after this.

This desu. Wanted to jump on the Apple bandwagon and went for the SE because of the headphone jack and because it's quite a speedy speed boy.

I still fail to see the appeal of using wireless headphones/earphones other than the "hurrr cables are a problem durrr" which is only a problem if you live like those infomercial dudes.

>ishit
Found your problem.

He's just using them wrong

Apple would turn that into feature and premium price

> Join the New years fireworks with i Flame, just start playing games and watch your phone bursts into fabulous multicolored flame

After that just buy new one... I mean you're not poor, aren't you?

I've been thinking about building my own wireless headset from a wired headset with a broken cable.
But I'm thinking I should probably not go for lipo cells.

I said, that putting battery in ear was bad idea, but applefags were proving me wrong.

>Jason Colon experienced something like that with his AirPods headphones.
>Last name is Colon
>Applel user

It's like poetry

It's surprising how shitty the writing on most of their articles is. Half their articles' contents are just repeating mundane nonsense.

>what seems to be an Apple iPhone logo
damn, they just don't want to admit an iPhone blew up.

Trying to replace the headphone jack was a big mistake. Who will want to keep chinkshit batteries in their ears

lol, how can you accidentally become a bitcoin millionaire?

that looks stepped on desu
i'm not defending apple as they should have much much better QC for 159 dolar but that doesn't look like anything but stepped on

t. airpod owner

yea, the plastic is twisted, but not melted anywhere i can see
and rupturing after standing on it wouldn't be anything to blame apple for
rupturing alone wouldn't have caused it split open without melting like that

t. not interested in apple products

Who needs airpods when you can get $20 chinkshit Bluetooth earbuds online that last 8 hours between charges

A friend's boyfriend had a visit from the note7 fairy last night

>I still fail to see the appeal of using wireless headphones/earphones other than the "hurrr cables are a problem durrr" which is only a problem if you live like those infomercial dudes.

>Note 7
What year is it?

>it's another episode of androiddit blames apple for factory defects
When will they learn?

>sticking batteries in your ears
you deserve it

Are you admitting that Apple has no quality control?

>REEEEE it's apple fault that they don't have quality control
Do you realize how retarded you sound?

>destroying beats
wtf i love apple now

>defending apple's lack of quality control
The state of iToddlers

a long time ago he accepted buttcoin when selling his albums. probably he didn't cash out at the time.

Under law you need quality control dumbness.

someone post this pic where an iPhone caused a plane crash with a collage of Tim Cook laughing and a death counter of Apple vs Samsung

Post yfw when you see this in catalog

>t. itoddler

Fake and gay, the thing looks completely torn off, probably fell of his ears onto some gym equipment and crushed them. Now he's trying to get a freebie. Gymcel.

>iToddlers will defend this
This. Went to a bar with friends, one girl saw my cracked 89€ acer phone.
>oh what happened to your phone
>told the story how i dropped it
>But its nothing im sad about, the crack does not bother me and the phone only cost me 89 euro, im not going to bother to replace the screen
>Slowly but surely my mates and the girl start defending their purchase of the newest expensive ishit.
>im keking on the inside, knowing how i probably triggered some buyers remorse
>Calm them down a bit by saying that its not that modern or fast but i knew what i was getting into for that price
>they get untriggered and slowly back on track.

Thanks for paying the R&D for my cheap shit by bying overpriced garbage, thus making a market and getting lots of competition into it.
Pro tip, dont redpill the average dumb consumer, if he does not want to be redpilled, you will profit from their stupidity. Thats literally how consumerism works.

How can headphones explode?
They're just fuckin' wires.

fruit magic

YOU JUST HATE PROGRESSION AND COURAGE GET WITH THE TIMES OLD MAN

I've been using blutooth earphones since like '14 and no issues with the batteries at all. But I also never touched an apple product in my life.

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how can batteries explode?

>dailymail
Kek, you faggots are so retarded.

iphones are made out of nigger dicks.

They explode when they get near the faces of white women and gay boys.

Whew, not many a consumer shit device can claim to have downed a pasenger plane with almost hundred people on board.

There was very little noise about that since, but apparently ipad or iphone fire is still the main hypothesis.

Really fucked to die or have your family die for such a stupid reason.

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Not any more.
Wired is apparently "outdated" and everything needs to have shitty bluetooth now.

batteries hold energy to a certain amount of wattage

wires should never explode unless theyre a cheap material thats not used as a wire which in anycase just vaporizes the second it does

this is what i am thinking.. "showed flame damage" where? the plastic is not melted or discolored.

I hate applel but that looks fake as fuck.

Well now I'm standing 3 ft away from anyone with a damn Apple product. Is this the cause of Spontaneous Human Combustion?

Yeah that sounds about right, it's because they get a flash of a potential thought that they've been taken for a fool and try to weigh up all the good stuff. As you say, buyers remorse.
They think it's a status symbol too, it works the opposite way around for me, if I see someone with apple shit I put them into the retard pile.
My cousin was always going on about apple shit and how much he loved it, stroking his second hand macbook saying this is so great.
Fast forward, he's nearly 50 and got an android phone ('wow android is great fuck apple price') and some Windows machine. Took fuckin long enough ey.

>Why are Apple products all such poorly made barely functioning chinktrash?
Apple is a marketing and advertising company, not a technology company.

Those pods don't store anywhere the required power to cause that.

jesus christ, can't the violent detonation from these things make you deaf or worse?

>tfw my imouto has a pair

Fucking lol

icucks literally btfo

see
That one on the left was crushed, not burned. There's no discoloration of the plastic.

see

thistbhfam

I actually know a fag who bought some btc to buy drugs and maybe sell it. He got into trouble with the wrong people and had to flee the country leaving lots of stuff behind. Fast forward, he came back and got back his pc, loaded with a decent amount of btc. He just died a few weeks ago I'm his recently bought motorcycle.

>He just died a few weeks ago I'm his recently bought motorcycle.
What's it like being a ghost's recently bought motorcycle?

>imouto has a pair
>he lets his family use apple devices
wow either you hate them or are too lazy to convince them to not carry around planned bombsolescence smartphones

>letting you're imouto fall for the apple meme

If you had boned your imouto this never would've happened, now shes an applel whore who probably takes multiple nigger dicks up her pooper

Apple confirmed to have the most powerful, booming earphones.
Other companies are you even trying?

Wrong. They are a dongle company.

nice b8 m8

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plus i just like the aesthetics of having a wire going to your headphones
people just know you're listening to music unlike wireless headphones

>lets put lithium batteries known for random bouts of catching fire right next to our heads

genious

>the state of applel

Looks terrifying

*BREATHES IN*

We have an iPad pro with pencil at the office.

The worst part of the pencil design isn't even the charging.
Far worse is how fucking slippery it is.

Saves lube