How do you say "I have a girlfriend" in your language?

How do you say "I have a girlfriend" in your language?

私は一人のガールフレンドを持っています。

私は一人のガールフレンドを持っています。

I don't know.

With communication

"I don't know what a fourchan is"

J'ai une shining.

yo tengo novia

"I am white man"

Uyan lan uyan

That's sexist!

Wtf I hate Turkey now

"I've got a misso"

Ich habe eine Freundin

我有一个男朋友。

Tôi có một người bạn gái.

(not true for me, by the way).

A what m8?

"Eu tenho (uma) namorada"
>I don't though

Ia imeiu devushku

tá cáilín agam

"Mommy, where are my tendies?!"

"I'm pretending on the internet"

le millenum gril

You have a bf?

Kek

mul on tönttörönttömöttönen :3

>How do you say "I have a girlfriend" in your language?

Yo tengo una hermana de 8 años

I dont know if it's possible to translate that to spanish