What do you name your computer?

What do you name your computer?

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desktop: clamav
VPSes: norton, eset, avast, kaspersky

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planets and moons of the solar system

soviet rockets

mac @ iMac

Mary's computer
Kitchen computer

Catholic saints

lol I bet there are some faggots here who don't even get it

My Computer

My desktop pc: Jynx Maze
My laptop: Elsa Jean
My htpc: Riley Reid

I have several computers
My opensuse server is
ASSHOLE
my client computers are called
THROBCOCK, CUM, HERPES, BODYCRAB, and SHITSTABBER

Apogee
Apsis
Aphelion
Perihelion

Alindas
Cybeles
Eos
Hildas
Pallas
Themis
Vesta
etc

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astronomical_object

Workstation: Behemoth
Laptop: Ziz
Home Server: Leviathan

user-desktop
user-laptop

>ivan@ivan
My name is Ivan

Desktop: desktop-distro
Laptop: laptop-distro

>tfw you're a filthy distro hopper

MacBook Air: *my-name*-MacBook-Air
Virtual openSUSE: daru
Shitbook: *my-sis-name*-PC

[user0@user0-pc ~]$

And forget about sister's PC: Botnet-Calculator

agriculture

PC: pecarnya
VPS in Czech Republic: anticensorship
RPi: rpie

...

I name them after best girls. My latest one is Ed

Isadora

desktop: desktop
server: server
laptops: x200, x201i, x220, w510
i know im not very creative

desktop: Atelier
tablet: Grimoire

i name my desktop atelier since i use it mostly for artwork, and the tablet grimoire since i use it for reading (and lurking Sup Forums)
if i ever bother to build my own server, i'd name it Coven

go away datamining fbi fag

Main rig is STRONGRIG
bed laptop is BEDRIG
Bed gaming pc is OLDRIG

fbi website

>Battlestations
IJN BB's
>Mainframe from which I ost some VM's
IJN CV's
>VM's
IJN/IJA Airplanes
>Laptops
IJN CV's
>RasPi's
IJN DD's

Did I mention I play Kancolle and World of warships? No? It wasn't painfully obvious enough?

>he thinks swearwords are funny

> Girls
Look at this normie

> names computers after chinese cartoon girls
> normie
u wot

What's a computer?

akiyama-mio
tainaka-ritsu
nakano-azusa

>Did I mention I play

macbook: celestia
ipad: luna
iphone: cadance

firstname@modelname
example:
bob@pavillion

Uranus' moons:

OBERON
ariel
miranda (retired)

and I have my laptop name as balalaika after a classic meme

Get the fuck out I do this too. All my devices have desktop images of certain celestial bodies depending on the name.. preferably the ones with the least amount of editing and is just the planet on black. I even am so autistic I attempt to keep each device in line with the character traits of the body. For instance, my phone is Mercury and my Desktop is Jupiter while all my raspberry pis/arduino are Galliean moons.

same name as the operating system it runs

My name @ Uranus

I'm pretty sure, or hope, everyone here used XP sometime in their lives

for real why can't I use the username "operator" in linux

Is it a security issue to use the model name of the computer?

nigga@getdawudamelon

my vps host name is picardia

shitbox
heater
calculator

funbox

me@Primigenia

I name them after rocks. Laptop is zircon, desktop is jade

probably some critical cringe overflow issue.

user1@host1

jacob@[what the device is]
ex.
my thinkpad t61p is called jacob@thinkpad
raspberrypi is jacob@pi

I name it after fictional planets or spaceships.

Current one is called Arrakis.

xanax

why does it always fuck up with formatting like this?

oral
anal
manual
vaginal

Nice. I used to name mine after Utopias. Eden, Arcadia, Aaru, Mag Mell, etc.
Now I mostly name them after villains. Current one is Noximilien.

tips@fedora

looks fine to me?

user@foundation
i larp as a researcher :~) hehe

user@machine
Mobile: user@portable-machine

dixieflatline@hosaka
hal9000@discovery
shodan@citadel

myname@whateverthedefaulthostnameis

As an aside, I named my first gaming PC "RAPEMACHINE" until my dad noticed it on the network and questioned what it was.

Thinkpad is Nostromo, Inspirion is Anesidora

Personally I like, alchemist@lab but that's just me. Some of these are great though.

Worm tv series when?

julian@iserlohn

>My desktop pc: Jynx Maze
>My laptop: Elsa Jean
>My htpc: Riley Reid
I see you're a fan of BLACKED.

UC gundam mobile suits

foo@bar every fuckin time

nsa_rape_station

I name my computers based on things made of rocks

Tombstone (guess the reference)
Obelisk
Slab
Outcrop
Plinth

good lad

I'm doing that from 2000 on all my linux servers.

Desktop is "base", laptops - by model names, username is always "user". I'm the only one who ever will use these machines.

after nethack levels
sokoban, delphi, medusa, minetown etc

>Tombstone (guess the reference)
What you'd rather be below?

>Tombstone (guess the reference)
Cryptonomicon?

This

machine

I use an x230 so it's firstname@x230

By the model of the laptop
>different one than mine though for the kicks

name@name-formfactor

so, like...

bob@bob-desktop
bob@bob-laptop

Computers are for nerds so I don't use them.

[myname]’s PC

I name mine the same as their CPU's microarchitecture name. My laptop is Braswell, desktop is Zambezi and my desktop at work is Carrizo.

Desktop - arch
Laptop - arch-laptop
Work - arch

Guess what distro I run.

touhous

gentoo

rage

>he doesn't
You're so mature and grown up now! :)

lol + 1

First things in space.
Computer: Sputnik
ext. HDD: Gargarin
USB stick: Leika
I don't have several of these so this works.

cute anime girls
>yazawa@niko
>shimada@arisu
>koshimizu@sachiko
>kiryuu@mikazuki

Not yet

Yup

>wife walks in
>"Husband, what is this? What are all these chinese sounding names?"
Well?

divorce her