Why does people want to learn italian? over languages like russian or chinese?

Why does people want to learn italian? over languages like russian or chinese?

Not hate, just curious

To get the female pussy.

because it's more beautifulna ditaly is cooler than russia or china

Scuzi Babadaboopi?

Latin memes

I like how it sounds although I think Spanish is more useful

Do you wanta sucka meataballz? Mamamia! Badabing badaboom capish?

Its easier then the ones you pointed out, for the US it could also be a "muh heritage" reason. Also most schools don't really offer too many options for languages to learn. It would be really rare for a high school to offer Chinese or Russian.

No lo so, fratello.

zitto foglia, capish?

Puta

Because not everyone of us wants to spend years learning useless bydlo/chicken scratch languages.

Because Italian is the most beautiful language.

I thought polish was, kurwa.

they're familiar languages and are generally easier than russian and chinese, and there is a significantly smaller cultural gap to cross. Also probably 0.001% of the people who signed up for those courses will make any effort to learn that language seriously.

Because it gets you more pussy than Spanish, but substantially less difficult than French

Learning italian for girls seems risky since Italians are quitely known to have the biggest dicks in europe and also for thier sexual prowess.

If you wan't a butthurt pole call him a pshek.
100% guarantee

Because most people don't work for the CIA.

Who says you're suppose to use it on Italian girls?

1- learn spanish

2- realise italian is almost the same

3- learn italian without effort

4- profit

Dante Alighieri + erotic memes

Italy is a chill place, Russia and China - no.

Capish?

>spanish
I don't like how it sounds, I don't like the people who speak it (spaniards are cool, but it's all ruined by mexican influence)
>french
I REALLY don't like how it sounds, possibly the least attractive language with all these retarded guttoral sounds. It also seems kind of pointless seeing how similar french and english are
>chinese
Literally why? China just seems like the kind of unpleasant place you want to stay the fuck away from. Thanks to the obtuseness of a language and centuries of government oppression there isn't any valuable chinese literature

Or Portuguese, there also your neighbor. Does the average Spaniard like Portugal?

>seeing how similar french and english are
W-we're not that similar, baka!

How have we ruined it exactly?

>OYE ESE CABRON CHOLO
American propaganda i guess

the average spaniard doesn't think about portugal in their entire life other than jokes of moustached women and towels

Yeah they probably think we speak like Chicanos, they barely know Spanish.

I have learning Spanish but Italian is pretty much just useless.

I think you should reconsider French, tovarish. You need cool French to say as the Russian characters in 19th century novels did. I agree with you on your other points.

Because it's a beautiful language

>Latin memes

why not learning Latin instead ?

we don't care about them, literally irrelevant country for us

Por que hablan así?

I'm just gonna leave this here...

>Generally

Italian and Mandarin aren't comparable in terms of difficulty coming from a European background.

1.Learn Latin
2. Have a much easier time learning all the other romance languages

Learning a language that you like, for business you only need English, and maybe (just maybe) Spanish, unless you come to a foreign (non-Anglophone) country.

nah man, learn a language that you don't like.

Best languages to learn for an Anglo:
>Spanish
>German
>Mandarin
>Russian

Ps, you'll have to learn Dutch if you want to live and work in the Netherlands, Suriname or Flanders. The most Dutch speak German and English either, but you have to learn Dutch if you want a job.

A lot of the users are probably American and as you all know American's love their heritage. A lot of people decide they want to learn the language their grandparents speak or maybe other relatives.

Well why does people want to learn spanish?

Why don't more people learn slovene ?

With the emphasis on useless. Chinks aren't taking over the world and all of those faggots are learning English now anyway cause they want to do business with the outside world.

I would desu, how many genders are there?

damn, that spanish flag is awful

>italy is cooler than russia
haahhah what the fuck

3 genders (masculine, feminine, neutral)
3 numbers (singular, dual, plural)
6 cases (nominative, accusative, dative, genitive, locative, instrumental)

dropped before i even pick it up

echt niet
Ik heb in Amsterdam gewoond en allemaal hebben Engels gesproken
Maar omdat het zo anders is, ik vind het heel handig om dit geheime taal te spreken wanneer ik in het buitenland bent.

Because Italian gf I want

Because:
1. They find it pretty
2. They want to get pussy
3. They're retards who think it's even nearly as useful as other languages such as those you mentioned

Exactly.
And it's the most beautiful language on earth.

dualingo is a meme site, who is actually learning italian irl

I am. And I fucking love it.

Quijote

You see I'm sashilian, mah momma came to new yawhk a long time ago and then they openn a pizzah pawhlah so I'm like 1/64th atalian, so I wanna leahn atalian, capish?

Disregard; we do like them quite a lot, even if they're not on our everyday news outlets.

easy job in south american branches of euro companies.I could have a 150k job ona year contract plus covered expanses as a "IT specialist" in ecuador if I was speaking spanish.

I want to learn German
How good is duolingo?

Usualmente las familias Hispanas que viven en Estados Unidos crian a sus hijos igual que en su pais origen comunicandose en Español pero como llevan Ingles desde el primer año que entran a la escuela entonces les cuesta trabajo dominar el segundo idioma y por lo regular tienden a tener un acento bastante malo.

Not that good.
You're better of trying to download PDFs on libgen for fun and profit, and watching Youtube german channels. My favorite is Game9, since his accent is quite neutral.

Alright, thanks
I already watch Trilluxe and he has a German YouTube channel, so that'll be alright

Nederland is groter dan Amsterdam alleen...

Is this rating duolingo courses?

>I have learning Spanish
I don't really think you can stop studying english for now.

ja ik weet het, ik heb ook naar Utrecht geweest en m'n vriendin komt uit Hengelo, maar iedereen heeft Engels gesproken.. maar ja met een andere accent.

lel

'cause there are people who learn languages because they like them and not because of their "useful"-ness.

Plus Russian is pretty useless and afaik Chinese also tend to speak English in proffessional affairs

you get the dick that way

but I'm sure that's what you were going for anyway

same reason why people want to learn japanese or some other random worthless language

> meet russian girl
> she wants a visa
> she speaks english
> she cooks and cleans
> we have a wonderful life together

> meet Chinese girl
> she wants a visa
> she speaks english
> she cooks and cleans
> we have a wonderful life together

> meet italian girl
> her english is not so good, but I can tell she has a good heart
> we can make all of our money here, then retire in a sun kissed villa in tuscany
> we have a wonderful life together

plus the russian and chinese woman would love it if I could speak Italian so we could do our holidays there.

If you want to learn a language for business, learn chinese, if you want to learn a language for happiness, learn italian

10/10

I think languages are tools to be used in business. That's pretty much the reason why I learnt English, French and Spanish.
If I had to pick one based on flavour and on how good it sounds it would have been Italian. It's freaking beautiful to listen to

1. Learn italian
2. Learn all the other romance languages easily since they're just downgraded versions of italian
3. Speak the most beautiful language in existence
4. Profit

maybe you should learn English first, Pedro

It sounds beautiful, interesting culture and history, beautiful and picturesque country, good looking people, relatively first world.

>Why does people
lol

>If you want to learn a language for business, learn chinese
THis is a meme that is already getting exposed

>portuguese
>brazillian flag

What do you feel inside when English is represented by an American flag?

>English
>Burger flag
Not our fault my man, linguistics are still saying it's the same language. We "win" by the sheer number of speakers

>spanish flag
>zigurrat

ovviamente per fresco italiano figa

Every Opera is in Italian and it's a must-have for patrician references

*figa frescA italianA
adjectives have to match the gender of what they're referencing to
usually, you don't put adjectives before the noun (contrary to english). Unless you want to compose a madrigale or something like that
e.g.
"Chiare, fresche e dolci acque" (poetry)
"Le acque fresche, chiare e dolci sono piene di calcare" (prose, normal speaking)

Every time when german is represented by a german flag I get this irresistable urge to lead my people into an all out war

when you like someone, you want to know what she/he likes or do, and do the same as him/her.

It applies for countries too. There is no logic nor pragmatism in love user.

well there are some exceptions
common adjective like "bella" in "bella figa" or "sporco" in "sporco negro" are usually placed before the noun
but these are "commonly paired adjectives"
if the floor is dirty, it's likely "pavimento sporco"
"bello"/"bella" usually always come before the noun though
>bell'uomo
>bella donna
>bella prostazione