You will NEVER have Slovak gf

You will NEVER have Slovak gf.

Jokes on you, now I don't need worry about disappointing that qtpie, like I do with every girl

You will NEVER have a Brazilian gf.

neither will you though

>tfw can't wait to put my wife in a headlock and give her scalp a knuckle sandwich after she does her hair

What exactly is the difference between a Czech and a Slovak?

it's not that hard

just go to Żylina and say that you're practicing Catholic

kekek

Slovak language is nicer sounding

well it does sound more Polish indeed

>

>polish language

we're the same, brother

you will never have an olive skinned qt γφ

ever since I've read Herodotus I hate Greeks

Pic unrelated?

What's wrong wrong with Herodotus?

Ha-ha.

How is that olive skinned shes just white

This picture was shot on July in Athens, during summer the skin of people from Med countries tend to get darker. If you think that this is white, come see how we are during Winter.

2/5 pigface

I know you get brown as fuck but that girl is not

She is, kind of if you check her legs. I think that the skin tone she has in picture is the darkest one we can achieve during summer.

Why you foolin nigga

You will NEVER have a brazilian gf

You will NEVER have an Arab gf

>You will NEVER have a gf

>g

Not kidding, mate. During summer I was out all day in the beach and my skin got this dark.
Showing palm for comparison (How it normally looks, kinda bleached out but you get the point)

Very cute

You will NEVER have gf.

dutch girls >>> the rest

Is your wife covered in a table cloth? Do you beat her and throw acid on her?

czech > slovack tbqh

Why?
Every girls I've met were conquered by my special penis

I would fly over to Russia and launch every Russian nuke at the US for a qt slav wife. I would kill her and wear her as a coat if she left me though.

You will NEVER have an Indian gf

Rape doesn't count, Toshiro

You will NEVER have Turkish gf.

I would rather have a Portuguese gf who actually knows how to speak Portuguese properly. Cidade is not pronounced seedugee. Wtf is that shit? Or presidente being pronounced as presidench.

>you will never have a gf

I don't care
I want a Slovene gf

>be every girl
>get conquered by alpha jap
>didn't notice it because the pixels are larger than his dick

...

That is a (capital) Native American, not Indian. Please refrain from being racist on Sup Forums.

What the fuck are you even talking about?

Oh come on now, motherfucker, don't play dumb with me, you rainforest coon.

kys

>rio is pronounce "he-o"

>pronunciation is different in each language
STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES

Every czech wants slovak gf

you will never have a french gf

You wanna bet? :^

Agniezska from orava polish border doesnt count

>tight bod


THICC

>she

Any straight male would love to be between those Chun-Li thighs and fill her poontang with steaming hot babybatter.

can confirm

>you will never have your French qtgf call you chèri

My soul hurts.

> slovenka
> slovenka
Close enough bro

you will never watch your canadian gf fuck a stud and then finish him off with your mouth while she sticks a dildo up your ass

>slovinka

Wrong.

Thank you Erasmus.

One has his own history, language and currency. The other's clever people go study and then settles in the other country.

Yeah. Bratislava University is very well regarded in Europe

:-D

Is it really that bad if I NEVER wanted a slovak gf to begin with?

SÓCIO; BEM JOGADO CARALHO

I can see her horrible birtish accent from here

Where are the proofs

no she's a true born and raised toronto feminist. Worst city in the western hemisphere to meet girls.

Pfff

I'm ok with this.

Already did. Didn't have a bunda.

the greek girl i banged was more pale than the average girl in hungary

You dun goofed. Why have Brasil girl if no boom-dah?

>>pronunciation is different in each language
yeah except in your case it's probably the most ridiculous out of all indo-european languages (imho)

it's not like the average br girl has a super hot ass, most of the famous ones have fake asses anyway. (or there's that famous jewnosed brazilian supermodel with no ass whatsoever for example)

basically I needed to bust a nut and there she was

JOKES ON ALL OF YOU HAHA I WILL NEVER HAVE A GF OF ANY KIND!

Coming from an Uralic speaker, that's actually a compliment.