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that one lad who inquired about killing himself in a way where nobody would find out Edition

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>A Texas mattress shop is to close after facing a backlash for a 9/11-themed advert described as "tasteless".

lmao

don't care

Get off Sup Forums Fearne

Farage @ 10

>10 seconds on facebook revoking their ban on the napalm girl photo
>no discussion about facebook having the ability to censor history and the present
>2 minutes on how 2 cats were saved in an earthquake

Ah yes, the morning "news"

Can't imagine what the 9/11 broadcasts would be like if it happened today. I reckon it would be a 3 minute story tops rather than constant news broadcasts for a week.

>tfw you miss the new thread post

Who /existential crisis/ here?

think I'm sorting it out

I have had cats and dogs in my home my entire life and never once have I been infested with fleas because I put the anti flea preventative on them as any responsible pet owner would do

And if you're too Jewish to buy it then just get the flea collars they're cheap as shit and work

>no discussion about facebook having the ability to censor history and the present

That's what Sup Forums is for, the tv news is just the headline

Attenborough BTFO of daft cunt trophy hunters.

M8, if it weren't for the tattoos, she'd be a 10 in my book, at least looks wise.

>That's what Sup Forums is for
Reaching a bit far there are we not.

don' wonit
don' wonit
don' wonit
don' wonit

I hate it
I hate it
I hate it
I hate it
I hate it
I hate it

want the gf in my bed NOW

RIGHT NOW

If you find either Holly or Fearne attractive then you're probably too young to remember what they looked like before they got their faces fixed.

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Pick your own website then, point is tv news is not designed for in depth analysis

Your standards are appalling. Not even the paki would touch this.

what's the difference between a brit and a park bench?

yeah ok she'll be right over lad we're just finishing up

>Can't imagine what the 9/11 broadcasts would be like if it happened today. I reckon it would be a 3 minute story tops rather than constant news broadcasts for a week.

And you'd be wrong. News hasn't really changed that much since then. An event like 9/11 would dominate news coverage

the state of takeaway spending deal merlot

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Now I'm wondering if I have strange tastes. I still don't see what's wrong with her at all. Sure, I don't like tattoos, but other than that.

I used to think my weird crushes were Liz Kendall and Susie Dent. I guess I can add Fearne Cotton to that list.

Someone fedora this post for me, I'm on mobile

Every single channel was on emergency news broadcast for at least 2 days ie. nothing but news on every fucking channel for 2 days straight.

BBC went on for 5 days.

>Being left wing
The hallmark sign of a runt

>Can't imagine what the 9/11 broadcasts would be like if it happened today. I reckon it would be a 3 minute story tops rather than constant news broadcasts for a week.

Then watch stuff like Newsnight, Dateline London or Hardtalk where they delve into this. If you're expecting an in-depth analysis and debate into this topic on BBC Breakfast then you're deluded.

>>Being left wing
>The hallmark sign of a runt

>caring about politics

Runt 101.

If Sikhs can wear a turban while on duty, why shall muslimas not have the right to wear niqabs?
It's bothering me to justify that stance because it's inconsistent.
(see W. Mids police)

>>Being left wing
>The hallmark sign of a runt

Nothing weird about Susie Dent.

rightists are always on the wrong side of history by defintion

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Lads, £200 smoothie maker for £5 if anyone's interested

Not an argument

The sister's just begun playing depressing music on her portable loudspeakers in the room right next to my bedroom

Loving life :)

If something seems too good to be true, it probably is

>Having """crushes""" on female TV presenters

>actually using unilad

tell her to turn it down

It's a legit site, order might get cancelled if it was a mistake by them but worth a try I guess

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left, middle, right?

not gonna do this lol

>Having crushes on any human female who doesn't immediately treat you with suspicion and revulsion

I'm not particularly interested in Cara, but she does heroin chic, which is my favourite look on models

Mummy is being very mean to me lads, she says I must find a job soon or we'll be having serious talks about my future in this house.

It's not my fault I'm incapable of working, I'm too redpilled to be a wageslave. And I didn't ask to be brought into this world, she chose that. Where does the stupid little slut expect me to live if she does kick me out?

I expect she's bluffing anyway. Probably just menstruating.

not gonna read any posts below mine that aren't in direct response to my posts

From the ranks of the freaks
Who suspect they could never love anyone

Being an adult is knowing the world is shit and living in it anyway

gf wearing her soccer jersey

Blame her for not raising you to be a functional and productive member of society.

'I'm not like the other girls' 101

Thanks lad. Paid by credit card. What's the worst that can happen? I'm automatically protected against fraud. If it was a mistake they'll refuse to honour it.

BTW, it's not £200. Amazon have it for £60. Still, £7 including delivery isn't bad.

drinking tea from a sports direct mug

need me ego stroked

not gonna click on your virus

that's a big mug

They've got a misprice clause in their ToS, worst that can happen is they'll contact you asking if you want it for their actual price and if not, then the order gets cancelled and you just wasted a few minutes of your life signing up for the site

are you a ladbible or a unilad man?

ladbible here

At least you're not as gay as Philip Schofield

>Jug is made from plastic
Yeah, no way this was ever sold for 200 quid. Into the bin it goes.

>September
>It's STILL Africa tier hot

I want to enjoy my tea. I want cold and dark weather ASAP.

I bet she looks fucking revolting without all that slap on.

>Unilad
>Ladbible

hate both of their fucking guts lad

for you!

Belgians in the Congo lmao

wahey haha

Did a fat shit at the train station

Hope I don't smell of poo haha

I reckon he's the next Op. Yewtree target.

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need to become a top lad or a proper bloke or a manly man

They've both gone to shit

true

cba to go London lads cba simply c b a

Once you're there, statistically, you are no longer white

Poleaboo is awake now

Filthy bitch sister cut her nails and left them of the coffee table
Weak bitch mother won't say anything about it

Treated myself to cornflakes today

gf said she wants me to cook eggs then burst the yolks over her nipples and lick it off

Who here /UCL open day/

Burn the house down, m8

being myself

don't be so misogynistic

imposter, he never uses the pronoun of 1-st person.

>UCL

>need to buy new trousers for work but I'm due to go back to the gym soon and my legs will get bigger quickly

Do I wait and carry on tucking my shirts into jeans (hate this look), or buy some chinos a size up?

Why are yanks so shit at handling banter?

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Alri

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The bf

good

I regularly beat the shit out of these skinny little faggots in their gay hipster gin bars. your size s checkered shirts and denim three-quarter lengths won't help you when I follow you out of the club and assault you for no reason

I remember this one time I was jogging shirtless through town and some nelly was in front of me with his bisexual girlfriend so I punched him in the spine as hard as I could and ran away laughing hahahaha

I'm just going to cross of today and Sunday

Almost there now

Looks like a kipper

Suzanne Evans turned up on my Facebook friend recommendations as someone I might know. Should I add her?

All that reddit does to become smart is nothing but a pale shadow of BBC Radio 4/Financial Times

If you get an escort, wear a suit or something classy so you don't look like an awkward autist who can't get laid

Chinos a size up

Tucking shirts into jeans is runt style

Try that with me bro and get your ass kicked. I'm trained MMA and pro-bodybuilder