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ah yes, the so-called "new thread"

Second for Canada is Anglo

you did it!

Cara

wanking to some lesbian rimming on chaturbate

>tfw going to a party filled with 18 year olds tonight
yes
YES

plymouth

Fuck you and your get

>Rectally administering 1000 micrograms of lysergic acid diethylamide as we speak edition

enjoy your massive overdose

absolutely disgusting

Who /quadrophenia/ here

It isn't though Jean

or the "new-thraesh" as I like to call it

>getting the virgin media logo tattooed on your arm

What was this idiot thinking

Are you retarded

Do people actually dance at parties?

1000ug isn't an overdose but you will fall out of reality for a solid 8 hours

Pineal gland status: calcified

The so-called mother has issued me with an ultimatum: find a job before the end of the year or find somewhere else to live.

No, only at clubs and certain bars

was everyone holding in their posts?

>Good morning to you, I hope your feeling better user
>Thinking of me while you are far away.
Counting the days until they set you free again
>Writing this post, hoping you're okay.

youtube.com/watch?v=afrdo2qneoI

You should do both.

Not him but the house parties I go to at uni, everyone is on drugs, people doing MD/Coke will be dancing or chatting shit at 1000mph to everyone, people on ket will be monging out on a sofa or against a wall

normal dose is 80-120 µg

anyone know any satanic rituals to gain magical powers?

i'm willing to sacrifice my dog

Those doses are quite weak. A normal dose for the full experience is closer to 200ug, and I myself prefer 300ug.

Please see

chickens work better. Don't even think about sacrificing goats

what kind of scummy house parties do you go to?

69 ahahahaha
lads... 69 hahahaha fuck

> taking ketamine at a party

Is this common in britain? Never thought of ket as a party drug tbqhwymb

if you're not sacrificing a bull or at least a ram you're going to get nowhere

Dogs are haram, you won't get much in a trade with Satan since he has all the dogs anyway.

You need to sacrifice something that would go to heaven with Allah usually, like a lion or a rabbit

what's the point in brushing your teeth in the morning if you brush them well and mouthwash the night before
i brush twice a day don't worry but just wondering

how about if i sacrifice my wife's son?

Ritual: Love dog forever.
Effect: Gain dog follower x1.
Duration: 10-15 years.

max I've done is 250µg and it blew my mind, not a thing to do often

I usually use Shulgin's dosage levels recommended in PiHKaL or TiHKaL

Not if you're k-holing. People take low doses at parties.

It will give you the power to reverse cuckoldry

Uni ones which have like 400 people there, great fun desu

Yeah I know people who do it at clubs too

don't brush twice a day or even once a day
no one's ever noticed, not even the gf's or the dentist

there is none, it's a scam by toothpaste companies

test

Hmm... but you can't even safely drink a lot of alcohol while on ketamine and it's never felt like a very social drug on it's own (for me).

Morning breath innit

I think I'd get away with it but I eat and drink too much sugary runt foods this makes me think

my wife will let me impregnate another woman and then raise my daughter?

I see I'm not missing out.

You are

Tbh, I don't see the point of taking it unless you k-hole.

Is ketamine nice lads? Never tried it and I don't like snorting things because I had a bad experience snorting speed once and it felt like it was burning a hole through my sinuses so I haven't been keen to try ket either but if it's good then

should i release the grog bog

gonna nip to the shower lads anyone want anything?

Are gaytimes commonplace in the UK?

Soapy wet willy (erect)

Snorting it is simple as it's quite fine, but when it hits the back of the throat it tastes revolting.

No

>tfw I have been sustaining too many injuries this week in the span of 3 days
>stub toe after running like a retard
>Cut my foot
>hurt my pinky finger
why's life so hard

It's pretty nice, I haven't k-holed though which is meant to be the main appeal of it.

No but they look like toffee crumbles, the best ice cream

snorting is literally damaging your nosehole
you're not supposed to breath dirt

having a gaytime on my own (have a method)

*crushes your windpipe under my size 14 Doc Martens*

Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once?

*leaps out of the bushes and clamps your bollocks in my jaws*
*squeals hysterically as you whirl around in agony and try to shake me off*

Going to start importing insults from America I think.

Going to start with 'Jabroni'.

>doesn't rain when you have nothing to do
>when you need to do something it rains

Think speed is particularly burny, ket doesn't seem to burn for me, only thing that has recently was 3-FPM

How much do you charge for lessons

one of my nostrils is always a bit more blocked than the other

How about "FOY"

Haha are you my gf?

*smashes your face in with a ball-peen hammer*

Only Italians say that

Yeah I want to go into town, need to pay my water bill that is 3 weeks overdue before they send a bailiff round

yeah its good

when people try describe the effects it sounds bad but its actually good

went on a lads holiday in croatia and did a fuck load of ket every time we got back to our flat in the early hours of the morning to help us sleep while pilled up

instantly relaxes you, whole house was spinning but not in a way that made you feel sick and itd put you straight to sleep after monging out a bit and chatting shit with the lads

Sounds like you might actually have a deviated septum.

wow ok

Okay, whatever bozo.

I have that I think, can't breathe through one when I lie down

just realised that "cabron" means "cuckold" in spanish

beaners have been calling each other cucks since before it was cool

depends, are you one of those melodramatic fools

*sends the bailiff round*

I wonder how jealous that British MUMMY loser feels knowing that his own compatriot moved to Ukraine became a russia shill and fucks Natalia on a weekly basis

oof the stugots on this medigan

Hmm me too
Better start snorting things in the other nostril to balance it out

*rushes out of room*
*bumps into you making you drop your books*
*one of them is 50 shades of grey*
*become disgusted because I'm religious*
*smashes your face in a with a lamp*
*makes you eat minion tic-tacs*

Just googled it, apparently it's normal.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasal_cycle

>only italians

I'm neurotic to the bone, no doubt about it.

...

Best way to test - get a knife, place the blade just under your nostrils and exhale through your nose. You should see the moisture on the blade accumulate on one side more than the other.

just found out i have a deviated septum fuck sake lads another thing to be self conscious about

>slavs
no thank you

too much speed?

owed my brother some chocolate so bought him a pack of minion tictacs
good craic all round

Gotta go fast

Might actually do some speed today

It's been a long time