ITT post tech related marketing terms/phrases that are annoying as fuck.
>Data is the new oil.
>Disruptive
>Making the world a better place.
>User first
>Wizard/ninja/princess, etc.
>Game-changing
>Future-proof (mainly because it's a lie)
>Prosumer
ITT post tech related marketing terms/phrases that are annoying as fuck
Oliver Morales
Carter Garcia
>smart
Oliver Evans
>cloudbased
>serverless
Lucas Hernandez
>reinvented
>innovation
Easton Thompson
"open source"
said as one word and repeated over and over
by someone who works for a company that makes 99% of their money from proprietary software.
Henry Rodriguez
>app
>touch
>UX
>social
Hudson Watson
Uber for X
Instacart for X
Game-changer (aka look at my crappy CRUD app)
This will change everything
William Jackson
blockchain for instant food delivery
>shut up and take my million
Brandon Cooper
>DevOps
Fuck off
Charles Rogers
The next Platform
Smart data
GPU-enabled
Jace Lopez
I have been both dev and admin before the term existed. Never understood why dev people would be ignorant of operation issues?
Ian Ross
customer centered service
customer oriented
customer needs
anything with "customer" really
Ayden Flores
>Data is the new oil.
Jesus
Austin Cox
>blockchain
>blockchain
>blockchain
>hey user
>what?
>did I tell you about blochains?
FUCK THIS GAY UNIVERSITY
Lucas Gonzalez
watson
Hudson Wright
>code artisan
Connor Brooks
...
Alexander Young
"Agile" implying a magic fucking wand will deliver your service with no effort to give anything beyond a vague wishlist
Nicholas Cook
Made with
Xavier Collins
Talked with a CEO once, he like: Yea, all microservices from the beginning, for scale. LMAO when a year later their website was still just a landing page. Man, I could make money by separating the real from the fake for those deep pocket investors spending millions just to brag, haha.
Nicholas Diaz
Unix philosophy should not something, that you have to name, explicitly. It should either be obvious or just STFU.
Robert Ward
The classic: "user-friendly".
Levi Myers
category creator
Jace Roberts
If you fucked up today, aren't you curious just how much more fucked up a life can get?
Joshua Miller
>>Data is the new oil.
west texas here, oil is the new oil
anyways
>synergy
>mobile-first
Cooper Rogers
I'm sorry, but use of gpu excites me for some reason. OpenCL and cuda are kewl.
Jace Young
Making up titles to sound cool only goes so far.